Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, and I sure want some ice cream…
A/N A while back I went to the local children's museum, and it was pretty cool. They had a house of mirrors like in Enter the Dragon (classic Bruce Lee movie and my personal favorite). And I was thinking to myself, "what do we really know about the Shin-Ra building?" Nothing, that's what.
It was a bright and sunny winter day in Midgar as two Turks came walking down the hall, Tseng looked over at Cissnei, "how was the mission?"
She sighed, "Well it was nowhere near enjoyable."
"What happened?" Tseng asked.
"Reno was a pain and we almost crashed, twice," she groaned.
He sighed, "oh well that would do it. Was that all?"
"Yes sir, and with all due respect I never want to go on another mission with Reno again. By your leave sir, I am heading to go get some sleep," she yawned.
Tseng nodded coming to a stop, Cissnei leaned against the wall looking at Tseng, "you still haven't told me your real name." He commented.
She smiled, "my name is," the wall gave out from behind her and she fell back into another room.
Tseng put a hand on the wall, "Cissnei are you alright?"
"Fine sir, I'm in some sort of hall of mirrors," she replied.
"Try and find a way out, I'll get Reno and Rude," Tseng replied.
Cissnei rolled her eyes, "please take your time sir." She walked away from the wall and off into the mysterious hallway. She was soon lost; she pulled out her windmill shuriken and started dragging it along the ground to trace her path through the hallways. However it wasn't helping much because it didn't seem the place had another exit.
A short time outside of the hall of mirrors Hojo came wandering by, he had on a new pair of shoes and the laces seemed to have a problem staying tied. He stepped forward and right onto his shoelaces. He tripped and fell through the revolving wall into the hall of mirrors as the wall revolved shut. He stood up and looked in the mirror, the glass immediately fractured, then the pieces fractured to the point of unrecognizability. He walked over to the next one and had the same thing happen. He set off down the mirror-lined hall using the broken mirrors as breadcrumbs.
Several hours passed of them wandering through the halls attempting to find an exit. Cissnei leaned around the corner seeing someone coming up behind her, she readied her shuriken. Hojo meanwhile was peering around the same corner from the other side; the pair saw each other face to face. Hojo let out a scream, Cissnei screamed but didn't hesitate and palm heeled him in the nose. He staggered back into a mirror clutching a bloody nose, "damn Turk!" He shouted before he slammed into a mirror, it left him with a nasty concussion and he fell to the ground, the concussion had caused severe brain trauma and killed him. However the mirror he'd hit had some blood on it, the glass melted revealing a door handle. Cissnei stepped onto Hojo's face, sternum and crotch as she made her way over to the door. She pulled it open winding up in Tseng's office, "um Mr. Tseng?"
"Cissnei!" he exclaimed, "I just remembered about an old training room near the command office."
"Interesting," Cissnei commented closing the door behind her.
