Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII, or Pokemon.

A/N It's a crime, I swear it is, my house lost Internet last night! I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do… I'm sorry. Anyway you know the drill when something weird happens, I post two for that day. So let's dive right in and get working, today I'd like to welcome a little mouse I call William Michael David Wolfgang Voltaire McKilligan the Fifth, or Volt for short.

Hojo looked around the apartment from his perch on the chair; he swore he just saw it, that vibrant yellow fur had dashed under the couch. It was a Shock Mouse, he hated mice, when he was a kid in elementary school the class pet mouse, and Pika had bit him on a very sensitive area of his anatomy. It wasn't like he'd done anything that would upset the little mouse, all he'd wanted to do was cut it open and see what was inside. The mouse had seen the scalpel in his hand and scampered up his arm and down his shirt into his pants.

Ever since that day he'd been practically petrified of mice, he pulled off his shoe and threw it at the couch. The little mice scampered out of its hiding spot over to the cabinet and climbed up to sit on its hind legs and looked at Hojo curiously, "squeak?"

"You little vile disgusting vermin, I ought to make you part of an experiment," he grumbled. Leaning back he grabbed a broom and swung at the mouse.

He let out another squeak and leaped onto the broom scrambling up it onto Hojo's arm. He bit Hojo, the scientist let out a yelp, "ow! You little rodent!" He smacked his arm but the rodent had climbed up onto Hojo's chest biting him again. "Stupid little mouse!" He leaped off of the chair attempting to squash the mouse with a body slam, however the mouse scampered over his shoulder and onto his back leaving him with a broken nose, ribs and pelvis. He rolled over in an effort to squash it again, but like a mini lumberjack the Shock Mouse started running along Hojo's body in true lumberjack fashion.

His log rolled into the bathroom and slammed into the toilet, the poor little thing spooked and ran onto Hojo's face squeaking for dear life. Hojo roared as he sat up and shoved his face into the toilet bowl in an effort to drown the mouse. The frightened little thing ran down Hojo's arm, along the seat and up onto the flusher. He jumped and started to flush the toilet, Hojo panicked and screamed taking in a mouthful of water and it went into his lungs. He continued taking in water slowly but surely asphyxiating, heart rate racing before slowing to a stop.

The Shock Mouse leaped onto the lid of the toilet and it slammed down onto Hojo's dead body, which spasmed due to the synapses not recognizing the post mortem state. The rodent scampered down Hojo's back and legs onto the floor. He ran across the room and squeezed under the door, outside was someone who was scouring the area. His long silver hair reflecting the sunlight, black leather coat ghosting over the floor.

The Shock Mouse sat up on his hind legs and squeaked, "squeak, squeak squeaaaak!"

Sephiroth bent down and picked up the mouse in his hand, "Zack how many times have I told you not to run away?"

"Squeak squeak…" the mouse looked at the SOLDIER apologetically.

"Come on let's get you home," Sephiroth smiled ticking the mouse under the chin.