Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII, Guitar Hero or Iron Man by Black Sabbath.

A/N My stupid Internet will die, I will double post so as to make up for its evilness. Clearly too much Hojoblood has entered the system. The other day I found myself perusing through xkcd once again, and was highly amused by the latest one at the time and the concept behind it. So I give you Genesis, Angeal and Sephiroth!

Sephiroth looked around his apartment before looking back at Genesis and Angeal, "welcome to my humble home guys."

Genesis walked in setting his guitar by the door and dropping his stuff on the floor near the couch. "It seems that it benefits to be a General."

"Be nice Genesis," Angeal commented as he walked in and also set his things by the couch. "But this is rather nice Seph."

Sephiroth smiled slightly, the First Class barracks were currently going renovations so most of the First Class was taking over the Second and Third Class areas. But Sephiroth couldn't doom his two best friends to staying in the lower class barracks so he was letting them stay at his place. "So are you two hungry?" Sephiroth asked in an effort to show some hospitality.

"Sure what've you got?" Genesis asked flinging himself onto the couch and turning on the TV.

"Let's see, how's about some ramen and beer?" Sephiroth replied looking into the fridge. There was a lot of stuff in there but Sephiroth could barely boil water properly.

Angeal sighed "give me a minute," and started grabbing stuff to make some pizza, he wondered briefly how Sephiroth lived with all these ingredients and no idea how to cook.

Eventually they were sitting around the TV eating pizza, drinking beer and arguing over the remote, "I want Rock TV." Genesis argued as he flipped to it, "they're showing my new music video tonight!"

"Well until then let's watch the Nature Channel," Angeal replied snatching the remote and changing the channel.

"No we're watching Mythdebunkers," Sephiroth decided stealing the remote for a third time. Genesis hit it out of Sephiroth's hand, it flew in the air and changed the channel again, and the three stopped and went wide-eyed.

"Ooh katana," they stared as they came to the Shin-Ra broadcasting service, they were showing a program on the process of forging katanas. They three fell silent as they watched; when the program ended they were all asleep on the couch. Empty beer bottles on the table, plates with pizza crust sat cold next to the bottles.

It was about two in the morning when the room started shaking, someone was blasting rap music as loud as was physically possible. The SOLDIER trio woke up and looked over at the door, "SHUT UP!" Sephiroth roared over the pounding base as he opened the violently rocking door.

"I'VE GOT AN IDEA!" Angeal shouted with his hands clamped over his ears.

A few minutes later they had a large parabola in the doorway, the noise of the base had been greatly reduced as the vibrations were reflected back to their source. Angeal plugged a cord into the parabola, "okay Gen give me a chord."

Genesis looked down at his guitar and placed his hands on the frets strumming a chord; the parabola released a blast of sound. He nodded strumming another chord, the door across the hall rocked violently, "sweet," he muttered before plucking out a riff, "Has he lost his mind? Can he see or is he blind? Can he walk at all, or if he moves will he fall?" He started singing as the guitar started blasting its classic rock powers through the amplification of the parabola into the door across the hall.

He looked over at Sephiroth who looked positively excited, "can I play some?"

Genesis nodded taking off his guitar handing it over to Sephiroth, "what are you going to do?"

He played a few horrific chords of the same song, "it's okay I've done this on Easy!"

Genesis hastily took back his guitar, "I think we'll take a look at the damage." He recognized that Sephiroth thought he could play a real guitar after playing Guitar Warrior. Which meant Sephiroth really couldn't.

Angeal side stepped the parabola and crossed the hall, there was a sizable hole in the wall, and out of the wall on the far side of the apartment was a large array of splinters. In particular several large ones were holding up Hojo's body, one was through his head, another through his stomach and a last through a sensitive section of his anatomy. "Wow I think that worked. Maybe even too well."

Genesis joined Angeal, "and the Goddess said, let there be rock."

Sephiroth nodded joining them, "amen to that."