Disclaimer: No matter how many times I say it no one believes me, I don't own FFVII or Hello Kitty.
A/N How many times do you flick through a book and the pages get stuck? A lot with me, so I lick my thumbs so I can get them unstuck. I never thought that something bad could happen from doing that. So ladies and gentlemen, the return of Kelly!
Tseng looked up from his paperwork as the door opened, "you wanted to see me, Mr. Tseng sir?"
He nodded, "come in Kelly," she entered the office, blondish brownish hair pulled back into a ponytail. "I've been meaning to commend you efforts on antidote administration over the last few weeks. You've proven your apothecary skills as far as medicine is concerned."
She smiled, "thank you sir, my family has been apothecaries for generations."
"I know, but I have a job that I need you to do," Tseng continued, "It involves someone who wouldn't be missed but must be dealt with carefully. You understand this right?"
"Yes sir!" She sprang to attention.
"Then consider this your first field mission," he held out a paper and she took it, "dismissed." Once Tseng was sure she had left he leaned back in his chair, "that'll teach you to steal the last of my Hello Kitty sticky notes."
She saluted and walked away reading over the paper carefully, she knew just who to go to for the method she wanted. She tucked the paper away in her pocket and headed for the library, she picked out the newest book from the scientific section that Hojo hadn't touched yet. She carefully pulled off the shrink-wrap and produced a vial from her sleeve, sprinkling the liquid over corner of the pages; she pulled the shrink-wrap back over and placed the book back on the shelf. She slid the vial back up her sleeve walking away to the far side of the aisle.
A scant moment later the library doors opened with a bang, "ah time for my new book! A History of Science, an autobiography, written by me! I would have never finished it if not for those Hello Kitty post it notes! After all I used up all of my Jenova's head shaped ones. It'll make the Midgar Times best seller list for sure!"
He walked over to the shelf and picked up the book, "first print first edition, still with that new book smell too! I love the smell of new books, almost as much as I love formaldehyde, vivisection, tortured screams, and Jenova. But mostly Jenova!" He pulled open the cover and took a smell of the book, not detecting any sort of tampering. The front cover opened with a creak, he pulled out his special Jenova shaped pen and scrawled his signature in it, "to the handsomest devil in Shin-Ra, I love you. Professor Hojo."
He wanted to open the book and read his glorious work; he licked his thumb touching it to the corner and flicked to the cover page. He brought his thumb to his mouth again but when it touched his tongue he froze for a moment before setting it back down and flicking past the acknowledgements to the title page. He brought his thumb up again and sucked on it for a moment before gagging, all of a sudden he fell to the ground spasming. A few minutes later he was face down on the ground, deader then a skeleton.
Kelly walked around the bookshelves and reached into Hojo's pocket with a pair of tongs recovering a small pad of Hello Kitty sticky notes. She then withdrew a syringe, it was said Hojo's blood was the deadliest substance known to man, it would prove a useful tool in missions to come. She stuck the needle in Hojo's neck and started extracting several vials before walking back to Tseng's office to return the sticky notes.
