Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII or the dryer.
A/N Today I was helping out with the laundry and I stuck my head into the dryer and suddenly felt nauseated as I was hit with a blast of static electricity. It took me a while to recover so when I got to thinking about how deadly they are.
Hojo glared at Reno and Rude as they managed to squeeze through the front door carrying a very large cardboard box. It was also a very heavy since the size of the box implied that the contents were very large and heavy. The pair grunted before dropping it just inside the threshold. "Be careful with that!" Hojo screeched louder then a banshee with a microphone.
"Oy shaddup wouja," Reno groaned, Hojo had been yelling at them for the last two hours while they were hauling up the box.
"Arrogant punk! I will not be spoken in that manner!" Hojo shouted at Reno.
Reno glared at him, "step off you over grown excuse for a piece of rat crap."
"You insolent little cur, get out of my sight!" Hojo roared throwing both of the Turks out.
Rude looked over at Reno, "Reno do I need to take away you're CDs again?"
"Ah leave him, fugly geezer deserves a little manual labor," Reno laughed.
It was true, back in the apartment, Hojo was pushing the box to the laundry room, he fell forward as he got it in. "Stupid damn Turks I should have them deported. Or better yet I could use them in my next experiment." He muttered as he opened up the box and dug through the packing stuff. He pulled it out to reveal a brand new dryer, his old one had gone on the fritz and he needed a new one.
He slipped on some bubble wrap and clung to the door of his old dryer forcing it open again. He groped one hand higher to stand up but it hit the start button and the tumbler started going sending him a large face full of underwear. He was promptly smacked in the head by one of the tumbler arms and fell over hitting the lint screen. His hand flailed around hitting the speed and heat setting and sent both of them up to the limit of the machine. The arms and the underwear were pummeling him. The static electricity was building up in the dryer causing even Hojo's oily and goopy hair to stand on end. It started to build up even more power until there was a large explosion of energy. Hojo was sent flying into the new dryer and several sparks arced off of him onto the dryer.
The motor sparked to life and sent surges of energy everywhere through it. The dryer started making an unusual humming noise before the motor went haywire and the whole dryer exploded. Hojo was catapulted into the first dryer and it too exploded, both of these explosions caused the washer to explode.
When all was said and done Hojo was lying down on the ground with shrapnel littering his body. Reno and Rude walked back in upon hearing the commotion, the former sighed, "damn stuck with the stiff again."
