Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII but I will be cosplaying Reno this weekend!
A/N Okay well we're six away, but today I was watching Gackt stuff on YouTube. You should all know what this means for my diabolically sadistic mind. So today is another death featuring our favorite chocobo head, give a wark for Cloud and the Cadets of Shin-Ra!
Cloud looked down at the cards held in his hands, he glared around at the rest of the group. He had all four fours, he set them down on the pile, "I call Revolution!"
Niko, another of the cadets set down all five fives, "I call counter Revolution."
Cloud grumbled drawing some more cards, they were two twos, a three and a seven, he had nothing. The turns passed around to the other Cadets and still Cloud had nothing. The game they were playing was a Wutainese card game called Dai Hin Min Dai Guren, or Rich Man Poor Man. They'd decided that the one with the most losses after five games would have to spend the rest of the day wandering Shin-Ra in the initiation outfit.
Cadet Strife sighed looking at Niko, both had two losses each and were now the last men standing. Cloud put down the seven of clubs he'd drawn a moment ago, Niko played two eights, Cloud looked down at his hand, all he had was that pair of twos. He sighed, "Poor Man…" he grumbled.
Niko threw his cards down on the pile gently, "good game Cloud."
"Good game Niko," Cloud replied smiling slightly.
"Let's get your suit," one of the other Cadets spoke up.
A couple of minutes later Cloud was in a full sized orange and red cat suit standing in the locker room. He sighed watching his friends watching him snickering, "go on Chocohead the head too."
He sighed as he put on the cat suit's head, he could see someone opening the door, and Niko sighed as Cloud shuffled by, "sorry man."
Cloud smiled from inside his cat suit, "no worries, I'll be fine."
He strode out into the hall; he turned a corner and pawed at the air when he thought no one was looking. This was actually fun, he put his hand up the cat mask's mouth and bobbed his head in a licking motion. He grinned giggling a little, he continued on down the hallway smiling. However there was someone coming down the hallway he did not expect, Professor Hojo was walking along casually looking over some papers twirling a pair of scissors.
Hojo was muttering to himself, "so Sephiroth will be the best man and Fair will be the maid of honor… soon Jenova… you and I will be wed…" he walked right into the cat suit clad Cloud.
"Move it," Hojo grunted before looking up at Cloud. "It… it can't be… it's the ghost of Ms. Tipsydalebooties…." Hojo's green skin went the color of curdled milk, "I… I'm sorry! It was just a small vivisection! I didn't mean to replace your heart with your kidneys! I was three! I didn't have glasses!"
"Um… well I'm not happy…" Cloud commented thinking this was some sort of candid camera thing.
Hojo let out a meep of shock, "I… I…" he turned around and bolted into a wall, he fell over, a small open vial flew up into the air. It landed all over Hojo's body in a cascade of sparks. His clothes and hair lit on fire and in a few minutes there was nothing left but a large burn mark. Cloud blinked, he put his hand up to the cat suit's mouth and made a meowing nose before continuing on with his trek of Poor Man failure.
