Meg, while ran, had passed near the house of the old Herbert, and he was playing with the kids
"Hey wait a moment!" said him
"Hm?" she stops suddenly and walked over to him; with his face that he found himself could also be frightening to a baby
"But you shouldn't be at your wedding, because half-hour ago I saw you with Chris!"
"No, I've never been with Chris, why?" she replied confused, but a little boy interjected saying, after spitting the gum he was chewing
"Then how do you explain that the wedding it's started without you, huh?" Meg was alarmed
"What, so who's the bride?!"
"I don't know, but I was playing with these vict, I mean, brave creatures, see ya, ah, and give greetings to your little brother from me, okay?" She saluted him and he went back to play with the kids
She couldn't understand why the old man had said before that saw her if recently she was in that cave, now had no time to lose, have to find her family to save Peter as soon as possible
"What the hell's going on in this city, I'm getting married and the people are in crisis, is like the time than dad interjected in a fight and it isn't finish good"
At near the church, her saw so many people around, but found that the flashback still wouldn't start
"You don't say?" Nicolas Cage said randomly.
People around while saw her could not believe what they were seeing
"What the heck, there are two of them..."
She saw people screaming scared, and boldly asked at the first who was there
"Excuse me, what you are celebrating here?"
"Your wedding, maybe, show me a second..." said a tall man with blue hair who picked up a stone and throw in her face without disdain
"Ouch, what the hell are you doing?!" She shouted out in pain after slapped him
"Oops, sorry, I've thought than you was a ghost" He apologized for everything
But while the purpose of recovering and the other people spoke softly as owls, Meg heard the voice of the priest uttering some words that alarmed her
"Oh god, I hope wasn't... " and ran to the door while the priest spoke
"Oh, I hope so...!" spoken a man with a kind perverse face while ran too
The priest was pronouncing the sacred words even if unwillingly
"Salvatore Faminoso, would you take Megan Griffin, to love her and honor her until death takes you?"
Damn I gonna say, fuck said in her mind
Neil Goldman interjected
"Don't say yes, please!" It was still desperate for the wedding, but the groom replied
"Yes, I want it!"
"And you, Megan Griffin, would you take Salvatore Faminoso, to love him and honor him until death take you?"
I hope than finish this crap, or I quit thought the priest
"Don't say those words, please!" Neil said greatly desperate
"Stop that!" interrupted the son of Cleveland, Junior
"Yes, I want it!" said the bride happily
Meanwhile the true bride was almost there and was about to open the door, but from the depths of the cave, Peter had done accidentally cause a collapse farting in a corpse now become skeleton
"Oh fuck, why I did it, and heck, I wasn't about to die since I ingested a toxic gas bomb at Joe's home"
*flashback*
Peter entered in Swanson house and found a gray capsule in the table and thought it was a tasty candy and ate it, but Joe came into the house angry
"Hey, what are you doing here Peter?"
"Oh, hi Joe, I was just doing a surprise at you" said embarrassed while Joe checked if Peter had touched something from his house
"Can I have a beer, that thing put me thirsty" went into the kitchen to grab a beer but Joe realized with horror that...
"What the?!" The pill that had left shortly ago was gone and he was terrified and angry
"Peter, you took that ball filled with toxic gas, isn't it?!"
"I thought it was a candy... Wait, it was a toxic gas bomb, oh CRAP!" He said realizing he had made a big trouble
Joe took his Toolkit and protected himself from him
"We are doomed, if you had swallowed that, it could explode at any moment, so get out far away from here before..." but Peter stop him said
"No, if I drop dead, I've go to drink all the beer I would" and open a beer and drunk all in a way
"No PETER!" shout him trying to stop his friend, but it was too late
After a half-hour Peter return to his home and go looking for something for eat, but his daughter Meg was there for eat a sandwich in the fridge, so without thinking about, he took her from the hair and farted in her face, but it doesn't have the hoped effect, she began to feel ill and starts to became pale and falls fainted, but instead of helping her, Peter took the stuff and began to eating everything while as she began to don't move and drool
*end flashback*
The cave began to wave and he ran until he found a crevasse that he tried to jump but it was too long
"Noooooooo, oh shit..." he shouted meanwgile than fell from a large deep ravine
Meanwhile, the priest said the following words
"If someone or something wants to stop this stupid thing, talk now or die for eternity, before than I've losing the patience!"
Just in time the real Meg opened the door and took the opportunity to scream as loud at her disposal
"Meeeeeeeee!"
All the guests and the priest were shocked and began to scream out loud
"What the fuck, how did you escaped from the cave?!" said outraged the false Meg by the presence of the other her, meanwhile, her mother was the most bewildered and shout
"Oh my god, why there are two Meg, I have started to become crazy?!"
"Cosa, ci sono due Meg, ma che cazzo!" says the father of the groom with his Italian
"I was on crack?!" Lois starts to fainting but Chris exclaimed
"Oh god, that she is a false, I knew it fuck!"
"Brian, how is possible a thing like this, is like seeing death and her twin together!"
*start scene*
Stewie did start a movie with death and a death female playing to kill the chosen one, but they ended up killing each other
*end scene*
Turn back to us...
"You, bad copy of me, how dare you to thief my most beautiful day and why are you doing this?!" The true Meg was about to beat her twin sister, but the other said, approaching menacingly to the good one
"Mwhuahahaha, you want to know who I am, I'm you, don't you remember?!"
"This doesn't have a damn sense, true babe?" Quagmire said confused at the woman next to him
"No, but now leave me!"
"No, I'm sorry giggity"
Meg has confused now and said furious
"What do you mean, you are not me, I'm the real Meg"
She turns to the others and said desperate
"Listen to me, she has imprisoned my dad and stole my identity, I hope is not Connie, or..."
"But I'm here loser!" replied the blonde
"What, she imprisoned Peter?!" Lois was about to pass out from the confusion, she couldn't believe all this situation, but his dog Brian helped her
"Well it's simple; you wanted to pay for all to that asshole of your father!"
The real Meg said
"With this what do you mean, huh?!"
"Now I'll explain all, spinster!"
The fake bride took off his disguise by Meg revealing her true and pure identity to all
Her real form was equal to Meg, but it was taller of her, and she looks like a witch, with purple skin and a lumpy and pointed nose. Her hair was long and black like pitch that reached from her butt and stretched into strands like tentacles. She wears the same clothes of the real Meg, but different because were with negative colors at difference at her's counterpart, and even have a shiny red gem on her forehead
The first to comment was the little genius
"OH, MY, GOD, that thing is uglier than the true Meg!" said while he for a while to holds a vomit disgusted
The fake Meg said with an another tone of voice
"You may don't believe me, but what you look, I am the reincarnation from your most evil and cruel part of you"
"What?!" exclaimed the true bride to the situation
"I'm appeared when our family treated us badly and consider us an ugly monster" the false began listing by increasing the tone of voice
"When that fucking fat father farted in our face and humiliated us in every possible way just for his stupid selfishness, when our sloppy and stupid whore who called mother no matter as it should, it made us feel as if we were the worst, when the worst was her!"
"Hey!" shouted her mother hearing her words, but the purple Meg hasn't finished already...
"When our brother, that rude ape... "
"Hey!" shout Chris indignant on the nickname
"We all did those boring and childish pranks, both at home and at school, he didn't know that we had loved him and don't we forget our classmates, especially that ugly and coward of Connie D'Amico, than made us had our worst troubles of our lives. We already have problems at home, there will be her too with those disgusting piss color hair!"
Connie suddenly interrupted her
"Sorry for stopping you, thing, but see if you, whoops, you two are ugly, what can I do, complain to your mother for this"
"Hey!" Said shouting Lois still offended
"Shut the fuck up!" and she hit her with one of her hairlock as a kind of whip at the face making her lose consciousness for the pain shocking everyone making starts the panic, but the fake Meg made them shut all saying
"All stop there, or you would like to be like that?!" The crowd, intimidate and even curious resumed their seats while the purple Meg keep to talk
"However, all that times than they have hurt us, both physical and psychological, you get angry and you suffer inside and made me grow. Eventually, the same day that you became the official girlfriend of Salvatore I finally came out on your body and now I will make our revenge!"
"What the?!" said the real Meg, very confused and surprised for all
Stewie asked at his trust friend
"Did you have understood something Brian?"
"Not exactly, fuck, is more complicated of helped a man at his TV show"
*flashback*
Starts the flashback, but something went wrong, as interference
"Sure-than-make..."
*end flashback*
"What the hell happens to the scene?!"
"Dunno" Brian said with a shrug
The other girl continued the conversation in the meantime
"Look, dear another me, I make all this for a valid mission, do you wanna know that?"
"I would know all!" said a classmate of Meg earnestly
"The mission is divided in two parts, punishes all for what you have done and became mayor of this city for the eternity!" mark her final word with a frightened echo but the real future bride, indicating Salvatore, shouting
"With him?"
"Yes with him, and I will reveal to you something shocking, you know why he knew everything about you and your friends?!" asked her with a grin on her face
"No..." meanwhile, the family of the groom starts to sweat a little
"It wasn't a fortune teller, but because him and all his family had traveled from a different universe that they see us on TV and they laugh at us, for them we are a stupid cartoon show!"
The witch laughed a lot but the good girl, after careful thought, decided to don't believe her for nothing
"This isn't true, liar!"
"Wait a little now, I have not yet figured out what you want to us, you keep here for what?" answered Brian
"Hem, I wanna kill you all in the worst possible way by passing all that you have done at us!" Said her while stroking the poor groom Salvatore, strangely motionless as a doll
Chris shouted
"What a monster!"
"Hey, what are you doing at my Salvatore, why he still doesn't moving?!" said shocked Meg
After laughed, the fake Meg response to her "equal"
"Well, in this moment him is under my control, thanks at my horrible powers, and thinks than me is you, and I could even say to him to kill you if I would, isn't true cherry?"
"Yes my sweetey" said the guy with no emotion making her bride heartbreaking
"Oh no Sasi!" exclaimed his mother worried about him, but in the meantime Lois recovered from the loss of the senses, and having heard all, so her shout furious
"Hey son of a bitch, how dare you to kidnapping Peter, torture my daughter and marry her beauty boyfriend!"
The false Meg walked away from the poor Italian and approached Lois with a defiant look
"What you have said, I don't have understand" said the fake Meg using one of her lock like a hand putting close to her ear
"I'M SAYING THAN NOW YOU HAVE TELL ME WHERE IS PETER OR OTHERWISE...!"
"Otherwise what, say I..." she doesn't finish talking than the mother hitting her with a punch in the face
At that gesture, her real daughter shouted scared
"Mom, what are you doing, I know where's dad, leave her in peace!" Meg tried to save her mother but it was too late...
"How dare you, whore of a mother than gave me birth!" In anger the false daughter hit her with a series of quick and strong punches that everyone, even the poor Lois, couldn't believe it, and after a few seconds, Lois ended up dying on the mat
Everyone was stunned and silent, but someone breaks it, it was her son
"Mom, NO!" And the whole family Griffin in the church ran to the woman now bloodied and hurt badly
"Oh my god, poor, poor Lois" said Cleveland's wife sadly
Her husband, visibly worried, said
"The bad thing is that I haven't understand nothing, or the fact than I piss on myself, I don't know"

End of Chapter Nine