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A/N I put the call to arms forth and you responded with a vengeance! I was honestly surprised by the response I got to this. But I'll save the thank you for later. So the humble wanderer finally got sick of sitting behind the computer writing and decided to take matters into her own hands, by forming the Hojo Killing Society. So with an open heart and an empty stomach I say unto you in the words of Iron Chef, "Hale Cuisine!" Sorry for the First Person but I thought writing about myself in Third would be creepy.

Fade in music: Zero to Hero from Disney's Hercules

I sat up looking out the window, last class of the day at school, and it was a Free Block, and normally this wouldn't cause me to complain. However it was Friday, I was tired, I had a three day vacation to look forward to, but me being, well me, I was hunched up under my Pirates of the Caribbean jacket in the darkest corner of the library on my laptop. As a writer I tend to do odd things, like huddle up in the corner writing, I wished for some tea but the No Food Policy had skyrocketed.

The lights dimmed, I pulled out my earbud and looked up to see my friend Lance joining me, "yo." I peered up at him from under my long brown coat.

"Hey Kam," he grinned, "so did you get any new figures over the week?"

"I got Valor Form Sora, and no I'm not trading him," I grinned impishly.

"Aww damn," Lance muttered.

I shut my laptop sliding it into my backpack, "come on, I need to get my Vincent picture from the Art room."

We left the building heading across the campus of school to the new Art Hall, however we decided to take the dirt road behind the school, which took us near the tree line of the forest. It had been raining nonstop all day, and it was a well-known fact that standing near an open body of water or trees in a thunderstorm was a bad idea. Guess what happened? We got struck by lightning naturally; the electricity caused me to black out.

When I came to, it was bizarre, for one thing it wasn't school, second I wasn't the only one lying in the street. Lots of people were sitting up and looking confused. The first ones I noticed were several people from school, Lance naturally, one of my underclassmen also sat there. "Kamui!" Kira glomped me.

"For the love of Ifrit gerroff me," I grumbled standing up. Now I could see it was a lot of people, the next person I noticed was my comrade in arms Bjanik, and I immediately pulled off my jacket, "God woman put some clothes on!" She was standing there in nothing but undergarments with a spoon and some ice cream.

"Oh, wow, where are we?" She asked completely unphazed by this display.

I finally took some time to check the surroundings, there were posters for Loveless everywhere, "I think we're in Midgar."

"Wow, kinda dank," she commented zipping up my jacket.

"Um, Kamui," a confused voice behind me spoke.

I turned around to see Seeker standing there, I turned scarlet, "wha… what're you doing here?"

She smiled, "I could ask you the same question."

I looked around; the group of people I saw earlier started panicking. "We're dead!" One of them, I dubbed Shinji, started crying. The group was so large I'd started coming up with nicknames for 'em.

Another of the group, a girl with long hair walked over, labeled Professor, "it's okay, and we're not dead.

A third girl spoke up in tie-dye, temporarily called Hippy grinned, "we're all fine."

A fourth member, who reminded me of Vincent, chimed in, "it's likely we're dead."

Hippy glared at him, "we're not dead!"

"I said it was only a chance," Vincent replied.

"You wanna start something?!" Hippy shouted.

Professor walked away from Shinji, "it was only a chance."

"Hey leave her alone," a fifth commented, aptly called Cowgirl.

I looked around to Bjanik, then at Seeker, "come on we've got work to do." I walked over to a large truck and climbed up onto the roof. After several failed attempts at whistling I shouted, "OY SHUT UP!" The group at large looked up startled, "better. Listen, we're not dead, we're in Midgar, that city from Final Fantasy VII. Now who here was somewhere else before being here?" The group's hands went up silently, "alright then, does anybody remember anything strange before they were knocked out."

There was a general muttering of a weird flash of lightning, I nodded thinking hard, and there must be some sort of binding tie between everyone. I started with the most likely one I could think of, "who here has a fan fiction dot net account?"

There was a unanimous raising of hands except from Seeker, Lance, and Kira, "alright next question, how many of you have read How Many Ways can you Kill a Madman?" There was a collective raising of hands again. "Now I want names."

Shinji looked up, "Nakamushi…"

A girl who'd been leaning against a wall looked up, "Alanna."

Cowgirl glared at me, "Rhianna."

Professor smiled, "Ishmaranara."

Hippy waved, "Call me Dibby!"

Vincent looked up stoically, "Flame Glyndor."

A girl about my age smiled at me, "Lyana Alastar."

Another girl nodded up at me, "Haejin."

Lance looked around, "I'm Cloud." I kicked him in the head, "I mean Lance."

Kira climbed up and glomped me again, "Kira here!"

I shoved her off, Seeker looked petrified, "Seeker…"

Bjanik finished her bite of ice cream, "Bjanik."

Rhianna glared at me again, "Who are you anyway?"

I put my hand to my forehead in a salute, "Name's Kamui, better known to you guys as xXxValentinexXx. I wrote that story. Apparently we're all here together for some purpose. So who wants to go Hojo killing?"

There was a cheer, before it stopped, "hey who died and made you leader?!" Shouted Rhianna.

I grinned, "well who else is gonna lead a crusade against Hojo but me?" There was a slight murmur of agreement. I took stock, everyone seemed to speak English, and everyone also seemed to be carrying weapons of some sort on them so no need to worry about that. Except for me, I had nothing, not even my iPod or PSP, I leaped off of the truck sighing. Some party leader I was, no weapon at all.

Seeker ran up next to me and put an arm around me, "that was brilliant."

"Thanks, so you got any weapons?" I asked her.

She slid two daggers out of her sleeves, "just like Mindy."

"Brilliant," I grinned back as we neared the Shin-Ra building.

"It's the Shin-Ra building!" Nakamushi exclaimed.

"Yes it is, I find it interesting we're even here," Ishmaranara commented.

Lyana ran up next to me, "so you're the real author right?"

"In the flesh," I replied watching her from under my hat.

"You're not what I expected at all, but I guess it can be hard to tell," she replied.

I smiled at her, "yeah it can be." I felt Seeker tug my arm as we walked through the doors, I grinned at her sheepishly looking around at the group. Haejin had fallen back and was chatting with Bjanik, Kira and Dibby were giggling incisively with Lance listening curiously, Alanna and Flame brought up the rear silently. However the next thing that caught my attention was a lone office desk and several confused looking people.

My mom was sitting at a misplaced office space in the middle of the lobby working, "okay now we're making this invoice out to… oh hi sweetie!" She looked up waving at me.

I smacked my palm to my forehead, "oh for the love of Bahamut… Mom what are you doing?"

"Invoices, why are you here? Shouldn't you be in school?" She asked me perplexed.

I felt my frustration growing, "mom… if this is your office, then why does it say Shin-Ra everywhere?"

"I was wondering why the monetary values on these invoices said gil," she replied casually. Nakamushi cowered behind Ishmaranara and Haejin at my outburst.

"You mean you were dimensionally transferred and you didn't even notice?!" I shouted startling several people.

"Not really," she replied.

I growled, "Why are you wearing a shihakusho?"

"I don't know, why do I have Zangetsu?" She countered.

I growled again heading for the elevator, "come on people…"

"I'm sorry about my Kami-chan's behavior, she has anger issues," my mom announced to the group.

I groaned before Seeker smiled at me, "Your mom seems nice."

"Seems nice but she can be evil when she wants to," I replied. We started up the stairs and had gone up about several flights, when I could hear singing.

"My name is Cloud! I have a sword! I fight cactuars because I'm bored!" Lance was less singing and more screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Will you shut up?!" My mom shouted from where she was talking to Ishmaranara and Bjanik.

"It's the Cloud Song," he whined.

I rolled my eyes and looked at Seeker, "I seem to attract a lot of people."

Kira shouted, "OMG! WE SHOULD SO GLOMP SEPHIROTH!"

Alanna looked over at Dibby, "what did you give her?"

"Nothing, she did that on her own," Dibby shrugged.

Haejin, Rhianna, Lyana seemed to be watching me like a hawk. I saw a door at the end of the stairs and pushed it open. Well attempted to, it didn't budge, Flame walked forward silently and touched the door and it swung open effortlessly. "Ladies first," he muttered smiling slightly.

I nodded, "thank you. Where did you learn that?"

"Nowhere special," he muttered. "We should keep moving."

I nodded and ran after him into a large empty room with a TV monitor descending from it, the rest of the group looked up at it too. I glared at it as Hojo's face came on; he was sitting in a large cushy chair with Jenova's head in his lap stroking it like a kitten. I groaned, "Could you get any more cliché?!"

He smirked, "ah my little Kami, yes, I know all about you and your little story, quite frankly I'm impressed you could have the attention span to sit at a computer. Your track record says you have a shorter attention span then that of a rodent."

I smirked, "well if that's the case, then save me the effort of listening to you yap and get to the damn point already. And call me little Kami again and I'm kicking your ass."

"Temper, temper, didn't your mother ever teach you any manners?" Hojo scolded.

Haejin and Alanna looked at my mom, "did you ever teach her any manners?"

She shrugged, "Kamui is Kamui it's all I can say. When she gets mad she's like a force of stubborn nature. That said I wish she'd watch her language."

"So basically she's a complete idiot," Ishmaranara sighed, "wonderful and I thought she was brilliant."

"I think she's brave standing up to Hojo like that!" Nakamushi shouted.

"Now as to my elaborate plan…" Hojo continued.

I rolled my eyes at Hojo, "for the love of Bahamut would you shut up already? I'd rather be stuck in double block of History then listen to this."

"You! You! How dare you mock me! You're just as uncouth as the stories say!" Hojo shouted.

I smirked, "really? Gee finally an accurate rumor."

Hojo was vehement but he tried to stay calm, "Very well, now you must face the clones I have made of everyone you care about! These will be one on one battles, if you don't comply then I will kill you all right now!"

Just then the door opened revealing what looked like someone in a black cloak with a large three-barreled revolver. His eyes glared a solid red, "a clone of Vincent?! Alright then, you clone Vincent then I show no mercy."

At that moment the gun was shot off bullets heading straight for Seeker and out of nowhere Flame was standing in front of me, katana in hand. He'd saved Seeker's life, "leave this one to me, I'll fight him, and you go." He was watching me with a stern look.

"You better catch up with us later my friend," I nodded at him.

"I shall," he replied, the rest of our group darted over to a small door on the right side of the room.

Flame glared at the Vincent clone, "…" He charged with his katana, the Vincent clone blocked and rolled out of the way before shooting again. They continued to fight in a deadly dance, Flame blocking every single one of the Vincent clone's shots. Flame panted out of breath, they'd been fighting for close to a half an hour and at the speed they were moving he wasn't going to last much longer. However he felt he had enough energy to give it one last attack, "Limit Break: Inferno Dance." He summoned a wave of fire around his blade as he launched into a twenty hit combo at the Vincent clone and landed on the other side of his falling body. Despite having successfully taken out the clone, a small dart launched from the wall and hit him squarely in the back of the neck. He clapped his hand around it before blacking out.

Back in the hallway we continued running along. Bjanik was now sharing her ice cream with Nakamushi, the others were talking, and I smiled at Seeker, "I'm glad you're here."

"I'm glad you're here too," she replied.

The door ahead of us opened and several more clones stepped up. A Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Nero, Weiss, Tifa, Aerith, Nanaki, Genesis, Reno, Rude, the rest of the Turks, and any remaining FF characters stepped through, I walked forward ready to fight but the group surpassed me. "You guys what are you doing?" I asked confused.

"You're the hero of this story as I recall," my mom laughed drawing Zangetsu. "We can handle the army of guys, you go find Hojo and get back to school."

I nodded, "alright then, good luck everyone."

The battle was going to get epic, so I kept running through the doors and onwards to my glory as an RPG hero.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bjanik sighed looking at my mom, aka Lady Liberty, "So you sent her along while you're fighting?"

"Yep, after all THIS IS SPARTA!" She shouted cheerfully charging at the Zack clone with Zangetsu and engaging in an oversized clash of swords. She swung at the Zack clone again and engaged him in a duel.

Ishmaranara and Bjanik looked at the Sephiroth clone, "we've got no choice, we're going to have to team up to take him out." Bjanik commented.

Ishmaranara nodded, "you got it." She drew the large sword off of her back and she blocked the Masamune while Bjanik darted inside and shoved her spoon in Sephiroth's mouth. Out of nowhere Kira glomped Sephiroth from behind before leaping off of him and glomping the Reno clone to the ground.

The Rude and Tseng clones picked her up and started to carry her away when Dibby darted forward after decimating the Elena and Nanaki Clones. She whipped out a couple of small bags and threw them at the clones; they burst open and melted the heads off of them. Kira landed before stabbing the Rodney clone in the throat with the pen. She pulled out her notebook and opened it, "Burst of Inspiration!" She shouted writing some stuff down, the words leaped off of the page and strangled the remaining Turks.

Nakamushi and Rhianna meanwhile were engaged with a shootout involving the Rufus, Genesis and Angeal clones. Rhianna dove sideways as the Genesis clone launched a fireball at her head. In two shots she'd got him in the heart and head, Nakamushi wasn't having as much luck though with Rufus. She ducked another shotgun shell before shooting him in the head and then the Lucrecia and Yuffie clones in a spray of bullets.

Rhianna smirked before shooting the Angeal clone and firing again to hit the Barret clone. She landed before rolling out of the way as Haejin was engaged in a fistfight with the Tifa clone, the pair were in a stalemate until, "Lunasault!" Haejin went into a mad frenzy of kicks and punches destroying the Tifa clone and hitting the Executives.

Lyana meanwhile used the momentum of her dodge to dig her sword into the Reeve clone's body. Tip by tip the blade went through and cut him up before she dodged Nero's shots at her from behind. "Okay well this is getting interesting. Shut up this is dangerous. But I'm having fun." She spun around fighting the Nero Clone. She dodged behind him and landed the tip of a saw point in his head and pulled it down hard.

Alanna and Seeker were back to back between the Weiss and Aerith clones, Alanna blocked a shot from Weiss's gunblade while Seeker threw her daggers at Aerith drawing two more. The clone blocked the first one but the second soared through its neck. Alanna charged forward and blocked Weiss, "Execution Scythe!" She shouted before splitting the Weiss clone wide open.

At long last the place was littered with the bodies of the malfunctioning clones, Lady Liberty, clad in Ichigo Kurosaki's Bankai outfit sighed, "wow that was fun…"

"Agreed, now let's go catch up to Kamui, we can't let her have all the fun," Bjanik grinned before something rose out of the floor.

It looked like a large ball, with a Hello Kitty shaped post it note, 'congratulations touch this to go home.' Nakamushi spotted the note and ran forward, "home free!"

Ishmaranara barely missed grabbing her arm as she touched the ball; all at once there was a hale storm of tranquilizer darts. Everyone in the group was hit falling over unconscious, Seeker looked at the door hopefully, "Kamui…" she reached for the door before blacking out. The door opened as an Aaron, Jenkins, Kelly, and Serena clone walked out and dragged the bodies off.

Xxxxxxxxxxx

Bjanik sighed leaning against the wall of their prison cell watching a fight on a monitor, "is it just me or is Kamui taking her time?"

Seeker nodded, "yeah, I've known her for a while she's coming…" she trailed off blushing a little.

Bjanik smiled at her, "she'll pull through, just have faith in her."

Haejin stood up from where she'd been relaxing against another segment of wall, "well not that waiting for our leader isn't fun but I wanna get out of here." She walked over to the bars inspecting them. "Hmm they won't break easily and our weapons are across the hall."

Rhianna joined her, "agreed, I've got some yarn if you want to try and net one of our weapons."

They glanced around the group, Flame was meditating in a corner, Ishmaranara and Lady Liberty were engaged in conversation, and Lyana, Alanna and Nakamushi were huddled up in conversation. Kira and Dibby were chatting animatedly while Lance had taken up singing again, "because I am Cloud! My hair defies all gravity! And I can't have to many potions or I might get cavities!"

Someone across the hall was watching them, "what's that you're singing?" Came an all too familiar voice that sent a shiver down everyone's spine. Sephiroth was gazing at them from across the hallway.

"Um… the Cloud song," Lance squeaked.

"Hmm," was all Sephiroth said in response to it.

My mom glanced away from the monitor spotting someone in the cell dozing next to Sephiroth, "Zack is that you?"

"Huh? Mom? What are you doing here?" Zack panicked.

She nearly fell over laughing, she would have a lot of explaining to do if her daughter had been present, "no Zack, but what are you doing in here? Did Hojo kidnap you guys too?"

He sat up nodded, "you bet, one minute I was about to beat this giant troll and the next I'm locked up in here. Who are you if you're not my mom?"

"We're supposedly the rescue team," she replied walking away from Ishmaranara and heading to the bars. "But it would seem our efforts failed epically. We got pwned."

"Ma'am never use modern language again," Zack requested.

"Oy shut the hell up in there yo, I'm tryin' ta sleep," came a groggy call.

"Reno you jerk off you shut up," Zack shouted back.

Rhianna and Haejin glared at everyone, "okay stand back. We think we may have a way out, Sephiroth can you summon a fireball?"

"What for?" The SOLDIER asked.

"When you shoot off the fireball it'll set of the sprinklers and rust the bars from there we can freeze them with Bjanik's ice cream then Sephiroth can summon another fireball to break our bars, we grab the keys and let everyone out," Rhianna explained.

However before they could enact this plan, Flame and Vincent stood up from their unnoticed areas and walked to the doors of their respective jail cells and pushed them open casually. They swung open letting out a long squeak as they did so, both stepped out and nodded at each other in silent agreement, it hadn't been that hard to figure out. They walked down the hall leaving the others dumbfounded.

Lyana walked after them purposefully, "Hojo go 'splody."

Alanna and Nakamushi joined the large throng of people walking out, Ishmaranara smiled at Haejin and Rhianna, "come on you two, if you want to vent then do it on Hojo."

Bjanik looked at Lady Liberty, "I don't know about you but I don't want to waste any more time here." She walked out; Seeker smiled slightly looking at Lady Liberty before trotting out after Bjanik.

Lady Liberty sighed following the large crowd to Hojo's control room, Hojo was sitting there ranting, "and then I'll kill the old buffoon Shin-Ra and take over the world. From there I'll transplant myself into that stupid, bratty, arrogant, egomaniacal, fool's world and take it too! It's genius! Pure genius I say!"

They all snuck up behind Hojo, Sephiroth took back Jenova's head, while the rest of the group let out a roar of frustration. "Grab him!"

They carried Hojo, seat and all into the air before climbing up the stairs to the roof of the Shin-Ra building. The crazy scientist was panicking and trying to escape, "no let me go! How did you get out? What are you doing? I will kill you for your transgression against me!"

Seeker grinned up at him and in her best William impression; "you forgot I had a stick of C-4 on me."

He contemplated this as they reached the roof, "what?!"

There was a group shout, "what now?" They paused, "toss him overboard!" And with that, the human wave pushed forward and sent Hojo off of the roof of the Shin-Ra building. They leaned over the railing to watch him fall all 70 long stories to the bottom, where he hit with a sickening thud. The group milled around for a moment, before they all decided to head downstairs.

They were heading to the exit when at that precise moment, "I'm here to… save… the day?" I burst into the room starting off dramatically before losing all gusto. "Hey wait?! What the hell?!"

"Um Kam, you're a little late," Lance snickered.

I looked over at Kamui, "dammit… I'm gonna go angst."

She smirked, "not my fault you were late to your own party."

"Ah screw you, you're the one who got all angry at me," I retorted glaring at her.

"Oh and I suppose the files of my story on your computer just deleted themselves?" She snapped.

"You wanna go?!" I shouted.

"Bring it on, I'll make you wish you never had that so called crash," she cracked her knuckles.

We charged at each other head on; Vincent calmly hit both of us in the ribs sending us floating to the ground. "Justice prevails," he muttered.

Seeker ran over and helped both of us up, "are you okay? Where were you?"

"Fine, I got caught up in a fight with this loser…." I muttered starting to recount my tale.

"Several empty floors up I stopped running, half out of breath and half worried, the group was more then capable of handling a bunch of clones so what was taking them so long? I shook my head; one more floor and then I would go back and check on them. I opened the door walking in; it seemed to be empty just like all the other ones. However two doors on the sides of me opened up, the one on the left caught my attention, after all the threat walking through it was bugging me. A long mane of silver hair, the Oathkeeper and Oblivion keyblades, a side part to cover the missing eye, it was my original character Kamui Valentine from my very first fanfic. Glancing over my shoulder I saw a short child with a red stripe down the middle of her black hair, eyes identically colored to my own and armed with a claymore, Ariella Hewley. 'You cloned my OCs too?' I shouted.

'Well you do tend to like to play God, now let's see what happens when the created reject their creator, and I think I'll be nice and give you a background soundtrack.' Hojo commented over the intercom, before some music started up, I recognized it almost immediately; it was Reckless Fire from the s-CRY-ed anime. I would have to compliment Hojo on his choice of music since it fit present company.

Ariella and Kamui charged me, I braced for impact by flinging my arms over my head, a moment later I opened the eyes I hadn't realize I'd closed. I was holding two weapons; one looked like a miniature bandaged Buster Sword with notches in it, and the handle-blade conjunction was five materia slots, while the keychain was that of the Cloudy wolf. I glanced over at the other one, it had a black hand guard with two spikes coming out of it, the place where the blade met handle was the Nobody insignia, a long silver blade with a four black and silver pronged key part that twisted around to form the blade which held a faint resemblance to a bat wing, the keychain here was a four pointed star. 'Aw sweet Fenrir and Acrossing Two!' I shouted repelling Ariella and Kamui. Glancing down I saw my whole outfit was black and red, 'Valor Form!'

They came at me again, I leaped into the air and they followed me, I grinned, I created them, so I knew their weaknesses, 'hey Ariella, Angeal's leaving without you!'

She stopped before landing and running to the door and leaving, well Kamui would be harder; after all she had Kenpachi Zaraki's personality. I spun around in the air as we traded blows. 'You know you're the one who keeps motivating me.' I complimented, it was kind of nice to be able to talk to someone I only RPed with nowadays.

'Gee thanks for the compliment and losing my story you jackass of an author!' She shouted followed by, 'Blazing Angel!' I was hit by the fiery Limit Break and sent crashing to the ground.

Staggering to my feet I smirked, 'you know you can't beat me, because I have the gift of being your author and I know every move you do. Besides if there was one thing I learned from you it was, 'as long as you know what you're protecting then you have all the strength you need.' Blazing Angel!' I shouted mimicking her limit break. The fight dragged on until we were out of breath, and I was wiped out, but Kamui wasn't in top form either.

'Looks like this is the end,' I panted.

'Yeah,' she agreed smirking.

'I've just got enough left…'

'For one last attack.'

'So ready or not…'

'Cause…'

'Here…'

'I…'

'Come! Blazing Angel!' We charged at each other, in an instant we connected. We stood there back to back, I felt cold and saw an arc of crimson shoot forth. At which point I fell over feeling cold and dead." I finished my story dramatically.

Unfortunately no one, not even Seeker was listening anymore, they were all standing by a large contraption, I stood up grinning, well if Hojo was dead the least thing I could do was destroy his evil weapon of annihilation. I forced my way to the front; "alright then," I summoned Acrossing Two and started beating the tar out of the machine hearing a bunch of gasps and catcalls behind me.

"You idiot!" I heard Rhianna shout. "That was the machine that brought us here! Now we can't go home!"

I watched the whole group with the exception of Seeker walked away, Lance was once again singing the Cloud song, I took Seeker by the hand gently and called to him, "hey Lance what was it you were saying? Something about how Zack is lame and Cloud is the greatest?"

Cloud and Zack looked up confused at this, my dear mother on the other hand, "that's it I'm kicking his ass!"

Lance smirked, "bring it on sister!" She decked him comfortably as we walked through one of the halls.

Bjanik watched them amused, when Sephiroth walked over to Cloud, "Sephiroth what do you want?" Cloud asked.

"What I want Cloud," he paused for dramatic effect, "is my hair gel back. So I can have perfectly pointy bangs just as my Mother did long ago."

Cloud glared at him, "what about my hair?!"

"Well, that's up to you, Cloud," they burst into a fight, while Zack was curled up on the floor laughing.

Genesis rolled his eyes heading away to stand next to Angeal, who was carrying Ariella on his shoulders.

I sighed pulling Seeker away from the group, "come on. Let's go."

"Go where?" She asked.

Fade out music: GO!!! By FLOW aka Fighting Dreamers

In case you were wondering what happened to everyone after the dimensional transport was destroyed. Well here's pretty much what happened:

Ishmaranara, Aaron and Jenkins have been working hard to get the machine repaired for our return home, though there's no rush on this end. Dibby and Kira became partners in crime and opened a combination of music store and yoga studio. Rhianna's still annoyed at the situation but is working for the group in Fort Condor as an agent in Midgar. Alanna and Lyana have both gotten into the weapons selling business as full partners. Haejin joined Zangan's school of martial arts in order to further her training. Flame's gone to Wutai to continue his bushido studies. Lance meanwhile entered SOLDIER where Zack frequently seems to pound him into the ground, I'm happy to report Sephiroth and Bjanik's budding friendship. My mom, Lady Liberty seems to have been mistaken by Rufus for his own mother, and after President Shin-Ra's convenient "accident" following Hojo's demise is currently running most of the world. Everyone else has gone back to their normal lives; my Kamui has gone back to Vincent's place, Ari's still living at Shin-Ra, and so no worries there. As for Seeker and I? Well we're taking a well-earned vacation to Costa del Sol.

"Hey Kamui come on!" I glanced away from my laptop at where Seeker was running into the oncoming surf. The radio was blasting out Genesis's come back hit single, Returner – Yami no Shuen.

"Be there in a moment," I called closing my laptop and standing up and venturing from my beach chair and parasol enjoying the sand between my bare feet. I walked over to the edge of water when a large wave came ashore soaking my sleeveless hoodie and shorts. I pulled off my sunglasses, "alright ya stupid ocean…" I slunk back to my chair and lay down.

"I have a large pizza for Ms. Kamui and Ms. Seeker," the delivery guy called.

I handed him the gil waving at Seeker, she ran back ashore before stopping, "Kamui watch out!" She shouted pointing behind me. The radio had faded out Returner and started into Rising Dragon by Flow.

I spun out of the way still holding the pizza box, one of the Hojo Spore monsters jumped me, I threw the pizza box into the air leaning back to dodge a scythe strike summoning Acrossing Two and slicing it open. It fell over dissolving into little black dust bits, I reached up caught the box and pizza in my hand, and slice I had been eating in my mouth. I dispelled the keyblade taking the pizza out of my mouth, "why can't we ever have a normal vacation?"

Real Fade Out Music: Rising Dragon by FLOW

A/N Let me know in your reviews if you liked it, and if you want me to continue the adventures of all the people stuck on Gaia who must now deal with the mysterious Hojo spore monsters. Stay tuned to tomorrow's grande finale!

Valentine, the Failed Hero