By popular demand we have...

SPOT! Yes our darling Spot is our next manual!

I originally uploaded this chapter than blanked and remembered that Spot has a key around his neck. (sighs) so I had to re write this a bit.

Shout outs to everybody (and cookies) at the bottom.

Enjoy reading and review to who you want next!

I don't own Disney, or Kenny Ortega, or Spot, or Starbucks...

THE USER'S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO:

SPOT CONLON

COPYRIGHT: DISNEY

MAKING GIRLS SQUEE SINCE 1992

CHIEF TECHNICAL AND MECHANICAL ADMINISTRATOR: STAR LEWIS

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW PURCHASE OF

SPOT CONLON

You now have a brand new, life sized, SPOT unit. We thank you for your purchase and hope for you to be buying more NEWSIES units from us in the near future. To enjoy your SPOT unit to the greatest pleasure please follow the simple instructions which we have provided in all languages, (sarcasm included)

TECHNICAL INFORMATION:

Name: Spot Conlon

Type: Human Being (Male)

Manufacturing Company: Brooklyn Inc.

Height: Five foot four inches

Controls: Your SPOT unit has been programmed to be voice activated. Except your SPOT unit has a big ego and will probably not listen to you. We apologize for this in advance.

ACCESORIES:

Your SPOT unit comes with the following, with no extra shipping fees-

Newsie Hat- Your SPOT unit is a Newsie, therefore Newsies have NEWSIE HATS.

Note: One size fits all. Yes even with your SPOT unit's ego.

Pimp Cane-Your SPOT unit come with a PIMP CANE attatched at his hand at all times. Your SPOT unit's cane is black with a gold tip on it. Why does he carry a PIMP CANE? Because without it he wouldn't be taken seriously.

Slingshot-Your SPOT unit needs a weapon, so he has a brown SLINGSHOT that he carries aroundwith him.

Key- Your SPOT unit has a key around his neck which he wears at all times.

Clothing- Your SPOT unit comes with a green and cream checked SHIRT, LONG-JOHNS, red SUSPENDERS, a pair of SLACKS and SHOES.

Note: Your SPOT unit may be attacked by screaming fangirls. Its not pretty.

Note: Only take off clothes for CLEANING PURPOSES ONLY.

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS

Your SPOT unit was manufactured and designed to be user-friendly and a boredom buster.

Besides bragging/showing off your SPOT unit he has a few sensible and very practical uses for your every day life.

Leader- Do you need a leader for a group activity or what not? Your SPOT unit can do just that, as he is the leader of the Brooklyn Newsies and would be estatic to lead your group

Note: If your SPOT unit does not want to lead because he isn't sure that your serious about it please see the TROUBLE SHOOTING section.

Attractive- Your SPOT unit is very attractive with his ice blue eys and brown hair. SPOT is made for you to swoon over, enjoy.

Note: Your SPOT unit attracts fangirls, if this happens please see the TROUBLE SHOOTING section.

Good Aim- Your SPOT unit has a fantastic aim when accompied by his SLINGSHOT! If you somehow get tricked and trapped inside the World gates and evil old men are attacking you just call your SPOT unit! He will come and rescue you with his slingshot and even do an amazing hair flip.

See ACCESORIES for more info.

CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS:

Your SPOT unit must be washed in a porcelain tub with boiling water with lavender-vanilla bubble bath. If you use anything other than instructed fear the wrath of your SPOT unit.

Note: If happens please see TROUBLE SHOOTING.

FAQs (FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)


Q.
Why does Spot carry around that stupid cane?

A. How.Dare.You.For.Insulting.Your.SPOT.Unit's.Cane! Because your SPOT unit is freakin' amazing that's why he gets the cane.

Q. How come Spot is smirking?

A. Because, he's your SPOT unit and has an ego issue. See TROUBLE SHOOTING for more info.

Q. Why a porcelain tub with boiling water?

A. Because it rhymes with 'A saturday night with the mayor's daughter.' Water and daughter rhyme.

Q. Why do water and daughter rhyme?

A. That's like asking why you're an idiot. Stupidface.

Q. What's with the key?

A. Not sure.

Q. How come Spot doesn't sing?

A. Its all DISNEY'S fault. Your SPOT unit has a lovely voice but, your SPOT unit unfortunatly doesn't sing anything except 'A porcelain tub with boiling water.' If you do not want to hear that over and over please flip the switch from the KING OF NEW YORK setting to a SOMETHING ELSE setting. Since we feel HORRIBLE here at Brooklyn Inc because he is not able to sing anything else and the other NEWSIE units are able to we have put in some nifty sayings.

"Never Fear, Brooklyn is here!"

"Brooklyn!"

"Well if it ain't Jack be nimble Jack be quick."

"I say that what you say, is what I say."

"On the grounds of Brooklyn."

and others.

Note: If you have already purchased a MUSH unit, RACETRACK unit and a KID BLINK unit than you can set these four up and have a SING ALONG!

Note: He will only say the 'Jack be nimble' around the JACK unit.

Q. Nifty?

A. Yeah, its what all the cool cats say.

TROUBLESHOOTING:

Brooklyn Inc is NOT responsible for the following issues. We just make them we don't break them.

Problem- Spot is trying to kill Jack!

Solution- Yes, your JACK unit has probably turned scab. Please see the JACK Manual for further information.

Problem- My Spot is standing on tables and shaking his hands!

Solution- Your SPOT unit is probably on the KING OF NEW YORK setting. Switch him from KING OF NEW YORK to some other setting.

Note: The switch is on his back.

Problem- MY SPOT IS BEING ATTACKED!

Solution- Probably by fangirls. We apologize for this as we have made your SPOT unit too sexy. So sorry.

Problem- My Spot doesn't want to lead me...

Solution- He probably doesn't know that you are completly serious. In order to prove it to him you need to A) Get locked inside the World Gates or B) Do something else.

He will rescue you either way.

Problem- My Spot is acting like the King of New York!

Solution- Use the switch on his back to switch from EGOTISTIC to NORMAL. King of New York belongs to the RACETRACK unit and part of the DENTON unit.

Problem- My Spot is appearing at two places at once. He's behind Jack and then the next he's coming through the gates!

Solution- Go talk to DISNEY or KENNY ORTEGA. Not our fault.

Problem- I accidently bathed my Spot in different stuff than told.

Solution- Get down on your knees and REPENT to your SPOT unit.

Problem- My Spot is still smirking at me.

Solution- Deal. Your SPOT unit wouldn't look HALF as sexy without the smirk. Right? Yes, right.

Problem- My Spot...

Solution- Go to Starbucks, it fixes everything for your SPOT unit.

LAST NOTE:

We thank your for buying your SPOT unit and hope that you enjoy him so much that you buy more NEWSIES units from us by calling 1-800-NEWSIES. Enjoy your new SPOT unit!

I enjoyed writing Spot's. Why? Because I learned how to spell two words that I should've know but I'm an idiot so I didn't know. They are Boiling and Porcelain! I thank Spot and Disney for teaching me how to spell. You learn something new everyday.

SHOUT OUTS!

letsimagine42- Thanks so much! A cookie for being the first reviewer and a cookie for reviewing!
RaiKaine- Ahh! Huggles and cookies all around!
duskwriter- Look I did Spot! Cookie!
PassionateFire- Don't worry I won't leave you hanging as I am planning to do almost all newsies and some newsie friends. Blink and Mush are definantly in the plan. Cookie!
Danc4him-Thanks! Cookie for you.

(takes bite out of cookie) I'll be back with the next newsie as soon as I can! Review to let me know who you want it to be!