I'm so sorry it took me so long to update! I've been so busy with Grease, we had a great run and I miss it a ton. Thanks so much to those who reviewed and put this as a favorite!
By popular demand here is Mush! Yay Mush!
I don't own Newsies...unfortuantly.
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THE USER'S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO:
MUSH MEYERS
COPYRIGHT: DISNEY
MAKING GIRLS SQUEE SINCE 1992
CHIEF TECHNICAL AND MECHANICAL ADMINISTRATOR: BroadwayJunkie
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW PURCHASE OF
MUSH MEYERS
You now have a brand new, life sized, MUSH unit. We thank you for your purchase and hope for you to be buying more NEWSIES units from us in the near future. To enjoy your MUSH unit to the greatest pleasure please follow the simple instructions which we have provided in all languages, (sarcasm included)
TECHNICAL INFORMATION:
Name: Mush Meyers
Type: Human Being (Male)
Manufacturing Company: Bottle Alley Incorporated
Height: Five foot, seven inches
Controls: Your MUSH unit has been programmed to be voice activated, with the exception of when a RACETRACK or KID BLINK unit is around and when the SKITTERY unit's face crashes into your MUSH unit's face.
ACCESORIES:
Your MUSH unit comes with the following, with extra shipping fees, only you're not aware of that-
Newsie Hat- Your MUSH unit is a Newsie, Newsies need newsie hats. Your MUSH unit's newsie hat is a gray/blue color.
Note: One size fits all.
Blue Boxers- As this special one of a kind offer we are selling BLUE BOXERS SHORTS for your MUSH unit to wear under his pants and can be seen during Carrying the Banner.
Clothing- Your MUSH unit comes with brown SHORTS, SUSPENDERS, a green SHIRT, a brown VEST, SHOES that do not have matchin' laces and LONGJOHNS for when all the Newsies decide to lose most of their clothing.
Note: Please restrain to take clothing off for CLEANING PURPOSES ONLY!
OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS
Your MUSH unit was manufactured and designed to be user-friendly and a hottie. But we didn't say that.
Besides bragging/showing off your MUSH unit he has a few sensible and very practical uses for your every day life.
Flipper/Gymnast- Your MUSH unit does a lot of spiffy and cool flips. Take him to show off the flips or let him compete with the wanna be's!
Teddy Bear- Your MUSH is naive and very adorable. He's a teddy bear to most fangirls.
Note: Don't let fangirls near the MUSH unit. See TROUBLE SHOOTING IF THIS HAPPENS.
Triple Threat- Your MUSH unit sings beautifully, dances wonderfully and acts spledously! Bring him to your next party and let him sing for you all!
Note: Lots of people love the MUSH unit, beware.
Caring- Your MUSH unit cares about important things, like how you slept.
Workout Trainer- Your MUSH unit has abs of steel, he can help whip you into shape.
Note: Please see the FAQ and the LAST NOTE sections for more information.
CLEANING INSTRUCTIONS:
Your MUSH unit likes to be cleansed with AXE body wash and must be sprayed with AXE body wash. Bow chicka wow wow.
FAQs (FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS)
Q. Will I lose my dignity?
A. Wrong show doofus.
Q. When are the others comin' Kid?
A. Wait for it...wait for it. Okay, Spot disappeared, here they come! (This is where we all cheer and march around in a circle.)
Q. How come Mush wasn't in BDHONS as much as the others?
A. Ummm. Well, uhm. (Dear me.) Um, No idea.
Q. Will someone care?
A. I'm pretty sure someone would care.
Q. How can I have abs of steel like Mush?
A. Good question, if you order now you can get your "I WANT ABS OF STEEL LIKE MUSH" workout video today for just $19.99!
Please see LAST NOTE on how to order the "I WANT ABS OF STEEL LIKE MUSH" workout video.
Q. Will I wake tommorrow from this nightmare?
A. Ooh, nightmares suck. Don't eat burritos before bed, it gives you nightmares.
Q. Does Mush like cookies?
A. Yes, your MUSH unit loves cookies.
Q. So what's up with Mush wanting shoes?
A. Dear reader, not just any shoes. Shoes with MATCHIN' LACES. Do you know how rare it is to get shoes with matching laces? Its very rare, I mean the shoes I have on right now aren't...oh wait, I'm not wearing shoes. Anyways, the point is matching laces are almost as cool as legwarmers.
TROUBLE SHOOTING:
Bottle Alley Incorporated are NOT responsible for the following issues. We just make them we don't break them. If you cannot find your soultution SUCK IT UP and get on with your life. Or buy another NEWSIE unit!
Problem- People keep wanting to hug my Mush! I'm a very jealous person, please help!
Solution- Aww, your MUSH unit likes to be hugged, but only to a certain extent. If a fangirl comes and attacks your MUSH unit or even your NEWSIE unit, order the FANGIRL BEATER to fight off stubborn fangirls.
Note: Please see LAST NOTE to find out how to order.
Problem- I'm really tired of Mush asking me how I slept.
Solution- Ignore your poor MUSH unit, just not to the point where he will go depressed and attacks you. That's not very cool.
Problem- My Mush keeps asking questions that begin with "Will I?"
Solution- Turn that handy little switch from RENT to Newsies. Although we all love that the MUSH unit sings RENT songs as well.
LAST NOTE:
We thank your for buying your MUSH unit, we hope that you will start squeeing uncontrollably and love your MUSH unit to death. Remember you can always order more NEWSIES units by calling 1-800-NEWSIES today!
HOW TO ORDER THE "I WANT ABS LIKE MUSH" WORKOUT VIDEO:
Call 1-800-ABS-MUSH right now to get your I WANT ABS LIKE MUSH workout video! Comes with twenty easy workouts to help tone, shapen, lift and flatten your abs! Its just for $19.99!
HOW TO ORDER THE "FANGIRL BEATER":
Pesky fangirls annoying you and your NEWSIE unit? We sympathasize with you and have made a handy new item just for that purpose! The Fangirl Beater has three settings, Annoying, Super Annoying and I'm Gonna Kill Them Annoying. Select your setting and let the Fangirl Beather do its charm!
Note: Do not use if you are around the police, they don't think its funny and they will arrest you.
To order the Fangirl Beater just call 1-800-FAN-BEAT. Enjoy!
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Since I've been so busy (and I'm flat out exhausted) I don't have time for shoutouts. (snifflesob) I'm so sorry! I love you all and you get cookies for reviewing. Let me know how much you liked this chapter and then tell me who you want next!
