Punnet Squares
By: SingingShooter
Authors Note: I do not own Harry Potter I just play with the characters.
WARNING: Contains mature references.
Chapter 5: What Are We Going to Do?
Hermione hugged Ginny so hard she thought her ribs where crack. She was still in shock from the test. Pregnant. She was pregnant, but how? When?
"So you and Harry then?" said Hermione, wiggling her eyebrows almost suggestively.
"No, I don't know how this…" then Ginny remembered.
"Lower Ginny," Grumbled the man, trying to keep his voice at a normal level. So Ginny worked her way down form his formed chest, down the center of his six packs to the boxer band. Grabbing the band with her teeth…
"Can you walk?"
"After how you just fucked me?" Ginny replied with a drunken slur. "I'll be surprised if I could ever walk again."
"Actually Hermione," said Ginny. "I had some….Flashbacks, the day after the party, before I was hired."
"Mmhmm" said Hermione.
"I think, because I was so intoxicated that I actually had sex with someone." Said Ginny.
"I have had similar flashbacks but I don't remember who the man was." Hermione said
"Same here," said Ginny, "I can't remember a face, but I do remember something."
"What?" Hermione asked. Ginny ran back into the main bedroom, Hermione came in after her.
"This will seem, like High school doing this," said Ginny sitting on the bed, Hermione sat down in front of her.
"He, who ever he was, really seemed to know what he was doing," said Ginny
"As in he had done it before?" said Hermione.
"No, he knew what he wanted I guess is how I would describe it, because it was still kind of awkward at moments but it still was really amazing. There was lots of kissing, some touching, but I remember lots of kissing," said Ginny calling upon the flashbacks to help her remember that experience. "What was your guy like?" Ginny asked.
Hermione took a breath before talking about it. "It was just really, confusing, I don't remember that much, Hands where everywhere, I don't remember a lot of kissing,"
"Hermione," said Ginny.
"Yeah Ginny,"
"Could you walk the morning after the party?"
"Not at first I was a little sore why?"
"Because it took me forever to stand up properly that morning," said Ginny. Hermione just chuckled, "What is so funny,"
"He must have been good then," said Hermione, Ginny took a pillow and hit Hermione with it.
"Very funny," said Ginny. "To bad none of this helps us figure out the father."
"Now, Now, Ginny there is stuff we can pull away from this," said Hermione, reaching over to a pad of paper on the edge of the table, and pulled the drawer out. "For instance your guy knew what he wanted and went for it, he also kissed you more than he touched you, My guy was going with the flow and touchy," she wrote this down on the pad of paper, "So let's figure out who has these personalities."
Ginny sat there and thought about it for a bit, 'some one who is a go-getter and loves kissing…' "Harry," said Ginny. Hermione wrote it down. "Fred and George," said Hermione
"Hermione they are my brothers!"
"I know, this is just the list then we will narrow it down,"
"Percy,
'Wow not a lot of guys like that.' Thought Ginny
"Malfoy Junior," said Hermione.
"Really?" said Ginny surprised.
"Yep, if he wants some this he tries to get it, and the few relations I know he has had he isn't into poking and feeling them up."
'And he is a doctor?' thought Ginny, the thought made her giggle. Hermione was still thinking though. She already had multiple names down.
"What do you have Hermione for your guy?"
"Ron, Seamus, Neville, Victor, actually it depends for Victor I will put him under yours to, umm, Dudley Dursley, Bill Weasley, and that is it," Ginny racked her brain for a bit and could not figure out any one else.
"I can't think of anyone else." said Ginny.
"Yay! Now lets cross out the obvious," said Hermione. "Well your brothers except for Ron, are all out because they where in Springfield visiting you parents and had to miss the party," crossing out all her brothers on the list. "Victor can be crossed off because he is in Bulgaria, Neville works all the time at CVS so he is off. Dudley Dursley because I don't remember being suffocated while being fucked." Ginny and Hermione laughed at this.
Dudley Dursley was Harry's cousin though they where nothing alike. Harry was skinny and muscular while Dudley's weight rivaled a baby whale and his body fat was enough to make him float in a pool.
They both sat there and looked at the list. The only ones left on Ginny's was her boyfriend Harry Potter, and her bosses boss Draco Malfoy. While Hermione only had her brother Ron and Seamus Finigan.
"You know," Ginny said coming upon this idea with difficulty. "The few times me and Harry have made-out he was more into touching then actually kissing," paining her to even come up with the idea that her boyfriend had fucked her then turned and fucked one of his co-workers.
"Ginny." Hermione said. "To let you know, I wouldn't have had sex with your boyfriend willingly," turning and hugging her friend, "I will pray that you are carrying Harry's child and I am carrying Ron's,"
"How are we going to tell the guys?" asked Ginny
"I don't know but Ron and Harry will be here soon for the party, so let's get dressed and we will figure out a way to tell them."
"But the only stuff I have is my work clothes." Ginny said. Gesturing to her matching pale green outfit and ugly but comfy sneakers.
"You should fit into some of my stuff," said Hermione.
"Thanks Hermione,"
"No problem," smiled Hermione.
Ginny looked at her self in the bathroom. Hermione had loaned her some nice jeans and a cute cotton green baby doll shirt. Ginny took a side view of her self. Had her stomach gotten bigger all ready? 'No it hasn't Ginny it won't start for a few more months now…' She turned and saw Hermione she was dressed similar to her but her dress was pink. A knock came at the door and Hermione and Ginny came down and opened Hermione's oak front door. Standing there as expected was their boyfriends. Nervous they welcomed them in and started eating snacks.
"Ginny are you feeling alright?" Harry asked.
"Yeah I am fine," said Ginny scared for a second, "Why?"
"Malfoy said you went home throwing up,"
"Oh yeah, I think I have same some sort of stomach thing that Hermione has."
"Well are you sure you guys are up for this?" asked Ron
"Ron" said Hermione "this is just us celebrating your party, we will be fine,'
"Well if I can be sure that you will be fine I'm going to go to the bathroom,"
"Do you remember where it is?" asked Hermione.
"Yeah I'll be fine." Said Ron, he got up and went up the stairs.
"Are you guys sure you are fine?" asked Harry.
"As well as we are going to be till this passes." Replied Ginny turning to Hermione smiling a bit.
"Will I and Ron catch it from being with you guys?" at this Hermione and Ginny barely stifled their giggles.
"What is so funny?' asked Harry "What are you not telling us?" just then Ron came down looking as white as death. Ginny looked at Hermione and said
"Hermione how many bathrooms do you have?"
"Two, one on the bottom floor and one up stairs in the master…bedroom." Hermione and Ginny looked at each other and probably both thought the same thing:
'He knows,'
"Well I'm going to go and see what has Ron so white." Said Harry making his way up the stairs.
"So are you?" asked Ron, Ginny looked at her knees as she nodded,
"Yeah Ron," said Hermione. "We both are,"
"Please tell me you guys are kidding," called down Harry.
'He saw them to,' thought Ginny
"About what?" asked Ginny. Harry came down with the pregnancy tests.
"You are both pregnant?"
"Yep," said Ginny. Harry ran up and hugged her so hard she managed to squeak out.
"Harry, you are going to strangle the baby." Said Ginny. With that Harry let go.
"Sorry I'm just so excited, I'm….I'm going to be a dad." He said.
"Your going to be a Dad Harry," said Ron.
"Yeah so are you, aren't you excited?" asked Harry.
"No Harry, because" Ron said seeing the shocked looks "I'm going to be a Dad and an Uncle, so I'm not excited. I am ecstatic!"
