Hey guys what up, Let us get on with the story! BTW Reyna is sitting next to Nico who is sitting next to Bianca who is next to Percy who is next to Annabeth who is next to Thalia who is Next to Luke who was next to Jason who was next to Nico's mother is next to Hades. Just thought you should Riordan owns everything Btw Here are some shout-outs
Guest (Sorry but you know who you are ;D)
This is hilarious. Please keep going.
Thank You! :*
CookieUnicorn
Wow. What a fanfiction you chose. Also I looooooooooove unicorns so so much you do not understand. I had a weird obsession with them for a while. Yeah I am not quite as obsessed with them now but I still love them I also like donuts. This is a really good story. I really like it please update soon.
Again Thanks sooooo Much!, I actually made them up so I didn't get sued and guess what your in one :P
Angel999FTW
OMGs! Okay this is very funny! And YOU PLAYED THE FAMILY LUKE CARD! Also is that an actual fanfic?
Thank you! :*. Yes I did just play the family Luke card ;D. Nope all the Fanfics are made up!
Thank you guys soooo much this made me feel happy on the inside! This is my first fanfic. Now enough sappy stuff and lets get on with the story!
"Here's one that looks cool." Nico muttered."Nico we are not reading about the history of Mythomagic." Bianca muttered while looking at the screen. "I thought you stopped playing it." Percy said with a smirk. "Shut up." Nico replied blushing a little. "Okay how about 'Forbidden Love..?'" Bianca picked.
"It was my turn to pick!" Nico exclaimed. Bianca smiled "You took too long, too bad!" Nico pouted.
Bianca started reading.
Hello guys thanks for getting my stori no flamez plz! 3
Thiz iz a Pertamis story, LEMON
"NOO" The Gods exclaimed. Hera explained that a lemon is a highly detailed sex then tried to find another story. She found one and quickly glanced at Nico.
Bianca started to read. A Thalico story.
Hello Guys Hoyah Doing yeah dis is my first fanfic no flamez ok thanks.
"What are Flamez…?" Jason asked. "These are." Leo lit up in reply to his best friend. "That was a stupid summary." Daniella Richards from the Tyche cabin muttered.
Nico Di Angelo was a lonely emo boy.
"I'M NOT F***ING EMO!" Nico exclaimed.
"NICO DI ANGELO! LANGUAGE. yoUr GROUNDED!" Maria, Hades, and Bianca exclaimed.
A few Greeks and Romans snickered, but tried to hide no but not Percy Jackson. He was in full burst laugh mode. He settled down and Bianca continued.
That was until he met her…..
Bianca stops, then looks at Nico. While pinching his blood red cheeks she asked, "Awwwweee is wittle Wico have a wirlfweind?"
Nico managed to mutter "I can't I'm gay." (A/N Everyone knows about him being gay, Btw Calypso is with Leo even if she's not mentioned yet.)
Bianca replied with "I know my little Gay Munchkin." Bianca continued.
She was beautiful,Hot,Sexy,Nicest body.
"Nico you shouldn't think of other girls like that, You're too young."Maria said.
Nico whiningly replied with "It's not me though."
Maria didn't reply.
Her black stunning hair, and Shocking blue eyes.
A few people looked at Thalia.
Her name was….
Bianca paused for dramatic effect.
Thalia Grace.
"WHAT?" Shouted Thalia, Jason, Zeus, a Kool-Aid Red Nico, A pissed Hades, A Luke,and A Partridge in a Pear Tree.
They were both sitting under a tree. "Oh Nico." Thalia muttered sitting on his lap.
Nico made a gagging motion with his mouth.
"I wanna tell you my deepest darkest secret and want you too tell me yours…" She muttered seductively. "Okay babe."
Luke felt Jealousy rise though his stomach.
Nico started "My biggest secret is that…
Bianca paused yet again for dramatic effect.
I wax my butt, I like how smooth and shiny it gets."
"Whut is waxing?" Nico asked innocently.
"This is." Aphrodite muttered while pulling out a wax strip, putting it on a confused Nicos leg and pulling it off.
"YEEEOOOWWWWW" Nico Screamed. He looked and touched at the hairless strip on his leg, "Wow….. so shiny… so smooth."
Bianca continued while rolling her eyes at the Fanfic.
"Well that's nice." Thalia exclaimed. She continued, "My deepest darkest secret is….
Bianca paused for dramatic effect and tried not to laugh.
That I named my boobs, My right boobs name and my left is Mrs. Boobie ."
Paused silence, Then everyone in the room burst out laughing (Even Thalia).
"Okay." Zeus announced. "Lets take a break."
"Good idea." muttered Thalia taking blushing Lukes hand into a closet.
Everyone carried on but a suspicious Jason and Zeus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cliffhanger, Hey at least It's not literal one like Uncle Rick's -.- Speaking of Uncle Rick he owns everything. But the fanfictions and the sorry guys I left you hanging for a few days I know I said I was gonna update everyday but I have school, I know it's a lame excuse but I only have 3 ½ days left, yes ½ we have a half day on the last day of school :D!Apologies about how short this one I'll try to update as much as I can this week Okay bye,
Phoenix Out
