hey you guys thought this wus ded diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidnt you

well no lul!

su idatu n tabros n eridamn n gamzles wer stil in te watr plaec but insted dey wer in te watr livn rom!

tabros wus ded

bc he ded dun did it dis timey

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

su gamzles wus high as fuck n idatu wus stil cring n eriidan lef te watr plaec 2 se jawny egberf he travld thru the tube zone n wen 2 jawns house n jawn wus lik

"i thought you would never come!"

bc eridan tore his dik off one tim

his dad dint like it but den it came back so it wus ok

dave wus also ther but he was dead bc he wus so cool he got hypothermia and died

john dint care tho

suden

john re memebered wh he cald eridamn over

"hy eridamn te sext00plets frum osomateso-san wer stelin mi money"

n eridamn wus mad bout dat bc he wantd money

idate wus cringe

su den eridenny's sed

"wher r tey"

n johny sed

" c"

eridamn kild hem

but suden!

dirkles n te sexytuplets bursted a in!

n dirkles sed

"u kild mi animoo waifu jawn"

eridamn sed he wus not john

dirkles wus blin as shit bc he wus so cool his eyeballs exploded n wusnt convinced

"o ya den we mus hav a danc off if u los den u di if u win den i win"

it sounded perfect to eridaaaaaan

"howevr der is a claus r00l"

he signal-ed kerematsu ovr

"hey kerematsu u gots plai ur own songs"

kerematsu nodded

eridan knew that he wuld hav 2 try n no fel pain

kerematsu turned onned the beetb00x

"i wan plai videya gaems cuz videa games rly neet yeaaaa i wn plai them bc videya games r takin up my life n i have no life now hahhhh"

n cherematsu cringed so much he died

juicymatsu dint care ichimatsu wus suicid n oso wus high as balls so he dint care

totyyyyyyyyy wus on his eyphone n watchin poooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn su he dint care eithr

eridern wus cring su hard he die but thn cum back to life n that wus prety swell n dirkles accidentally tripped into a interdimensional portal su eridanny won!1

cherematsu revivd himslf n sed

"watch out for those"

eridan wus confus

"wwater those"

if yu heard enuf then you could hear an orca screaming to himself from cringin su hard

sudenly roxye, jaekeh englersh, jane crockerocker, rose larderneh n jaed herply bursted thru the wall of jawns house they had big hyuge guns n shit they wer also gawd tier bc john dirk n dave wer

eridun wus worried bc he killed jawn he wuld get beeted up

n he wus rite!

In fact he got beaten su much he dieded but then ther wus a glowin pruple light right-round eridan!

SUDDEN THE CHAPR EN WHA HAPN NEXT LUL!11