The Devil & The Snake (Ansatsu Kyoushitsu FF)
(暗殺教室のファンフィクション:悪魔と蛇)
Summary:
Starts at Episode 3: Karuma no Jikan. Karuma makes his appearance finally, but what is between Nagisa and Karuma, is it more than friendship, or is it just their history playing a big part for them…?
Pairing: Karma/Karuma x Nagisa (KaruGisa)
Warnings: AU, OOC, Shounen-ai, No Smut, Fluff, Drama(?) and Spoilers(?)
Disclaimer: I don't own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu or anything connected to it.
Chapter Four: Karuma's Attempts Part Two
Karuma's Pov
'Thinking'
"Making threats"
"Pointing out the obvious/Boasting"
'Exams/Quiz question'
'Sound effects'
"Korosensei's weak points"
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I stood at the Kunugigaoka Station waiting for Nagisa. As I saw him, he was with Sugino giving Nagisa a wave:
"Ja ne, Nagisa!"
"Yep! See you tomorrow." Waving back.
I was about to start walking toward Nagisa, until I saw a fat kid and next to him a skinny guy, their name that I can't nor can be bothered to learn, calling out:
"Oi, look! It's Nagisa!" The Fat one says, "Right at home, down in the E Class."
"Loser. He'll never make it back to our class like that." The Skinny guy said.
I looked back at Nagisa. He looked uncomfortable, sweating subconsciously, his bangs going over his face. I was about to carry on walking to scare those guys away until I heard my name being mention…
"Plus, that Akabane's back in E Class now that his suspension's over!" The Fat one mocks.
"That's the pits! I would seriously rather die than wind up there." The Skinny one said.
I get fed up as I saw Nagisa starting to clench his hands. I run forward and grab a glass bottle from the ground and smashed it over the Fat one's head. Leading them both to flinch away from me.
"Ehh?! Really? You'd rather die? Like… Now?" I said with a calm and child-like voice, holding the jagged, smashed, green glass bottle towards them.
The Fat one screeches, "A-Akab-bane!" The Fat and Skinny guys run away from me screaming.
"Haha! Like I'd actually do it!" I said with a laugh, throwing the bottle away, walking towards Nagisa I said, "With such great toys to play with, who wants another suspension?" I said with an eerily calm monotone voice.
As I stop in front of Nagisa he says my name, "Karuma-kun…"
"So listen, Nagisa, there's something I wanted to ask you." I told him in an interested voice. "I understand you know a few things about Korosensei."
Nagisa replies: "Uh… well… kinda I guess."
"Does he get pissed off if you call him Tako?"
"Tako...? Hmm… On the contrary, I think. His self-portrait is a Tako,and he picks the octopus character in games," Nagisa says then continuing on saying, "And when he was digging around in the sandbox… Korosensei said, "Octopus trap." So is he's making jokes like that, I'd say the octopus thing is kind of like his trademark."
"Hmm. That gives me a little idea." I said laughing to myself.
"Karuma-kun, what are you up to now?" Nagisa said suspiciously.
I replied, "I'm just happy, is all. I was wondering what I'd do if he were just some monster, but turns out he's an actual teacher. And I get to kill an actual teacher… hahaha! I mean, since the last one up and died on me." I said with a sinister look on my face and also my voice.
I saw Nagisa shiver, and I'm guessing that was my fault… I was releasing killing intent. Nagisa just stared at me curiously and fear… Fear… I was scaring my Nagisa.
"... Ne Nagisa…" I said.
Yes Karuma-kun…" He replied, breaking out of his trance.
"Do you want to get some food?" I offered.
He instantly smiled, but then ducks his head and asked, "... Okay, but can you buy some Pocky…?" As he finished his sentence he then looks up at me and cutely, with what seems like a pout on his face… How could I say no to that adorable face?
"Yep!" I replied happily.
*next day*
I heard Korosensei wail through the door, "I didn't see this coming. My gelato money-gone! And no hope of getting more before payday… I'll just have to make my own."
"Ohayogozaimasu!" He said walking through the door, only to be replied by silence, "What's wrong, cla-" He stops as he saw an octopus with some kind of screwdriver through its head.
"Ah! Whoops! My bad! I mistook it for you and killed it instead. Bring it here-I'll dispose of it." I said with relaxed voice.
"... All right…" He said while grabbing the octopus and walking towards me.
'Bring it on, Korosensei. I don't need to kill your body right now-I'll start by slowly killing your soul.' I thought, while under the desk I was playing with the knife.
Korosensei stopped walking towards me half way, until his tentacles turned into drills. He uses his Mach 20 to go somewhere but then comes back instantly.
"Allow me to show you, Karuma: the might of these drill tentacles and firepower of this missile I took from the Self-Defense Force!" He said whilst making Takoyaki, "I'm not about to let my assassin get away scot-free." Then stuffs a Takoyaki in my mouth.
As the Takoyaki is in my mouth I instantly spit it out, the heat burning my mouth, using the back of my hand to wipe at my mouth.
"I could tell by your pallor that you hadn't eaten breakfast. I whipped these Takoyaki up at Mach speed. They'll put you well on you way to being nice and healthy." He said while picking up a Takoyaki and holding it up. "Open wide."
"Karuma-kun… What I do is tend to things, take care of them. Things like assassins' rusty blades. So keep killing me in earnest all day today." He said, opening his mouth, letting out steam, and inside was the other Takoyaki in his mouth.
"Tch!"
The annoying Octopus got up from his slouching position to upright, "By the end of the day, your body and mind will be polished to sparkling." He said with tentacles moving with excitement and anticipation.
During first period which was maths. I grabbed the BB gun from the inside my blazer pocket and aimed it at the stupid Tako, but the fucking Octopus took the gun off me and gave me some Takoyaki nail art, which pissed the hell out of me.
Fourth period, it was Food Tech. I walked over to… what's her name? Fawa… no Fu… oh yeah Fuwa, this was where the Octopus was tasting her dish, she said something was missing from her dish and that her dish was bitter, so I suggested to make it all over again… So I slammed my hand on the side of the pot, and used that as a distraction to try and slash at him with the anti-sensei knife but failed when I saw that I already had a pink frilly apron.
Fifth period was Japanese. I was about to get out a knife when I felt a tentacle on my forehead stopping me from what I was about to do, the Octopus bastard started messing with my hair using hairspray to style my hair from its normal messy style.
After lessons were over I sat on tree that was growing off a cliff. I sat there biting my index finger whilst gritting my teeth together, until I heard footprints behind me.
"Karuma-kun. Don't sweat it. We'll all do it together." The voice said, I knew this voice very well… "Once Korosensei has his eyes on you, you can't kill him by yourself, no matter the method. He's not like other teacher." Nagisa said
I walked up to him and stood in front of him.
"Sensei, eh…?" I said.
I just a flashback of the past of a fucking teacher that betrayed me.
"Yeah, no. I want to do it. Nothing would tick me off more than him dying in some random place." I told him.
"Karuma-kun? I've certainly taken good care of you today haven't I? You can still try to kill me you know. I'll polish you up even shinier."
"Just to make sure…Korosensei… you are a teacher, correct?"
"Hai.
"And you would, say, risk your life to protect your students?"
"Of course-I'm a teacher, after all."
"Okay, good. Then I can kill you." I said to him.
I walk closer to Nagisa and whispered, "I'll see you in a minute… or never…" Giving him a kiss on the forehead and steadily walk backwards toward the edge of the cliff. I take out my gun and point it at Korosensei and then lean back until I drop off the cliff.
"KARUMA!" I heard Nagisa cry out in horror.
'For sure. So what's it going to be? If you come to help, you'll be shot to death before you can save me. If you just let me die, your life as a teacher is over.' I thought, "Ahahahaha! Amazing! Everything's flashing before my eyes!'
All the betrayal from that bastard teacher telling me that he was on my side. LIES. ALL FUCKING LIES! I was wrong from saving someone in need?! Who cares if he was from Class E?! Teacher are all liars… LIAR… LIAR, LIAR, LIAR, LIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIAR!
'Korosensei! I'll kill you with my own two hands! Now which death do you choose?'
As I neared the bottom something soft, bouncy and sticky caught me.
"Karuma-kun? Splendid job on the premeditated assassination starring yourself. If I saved you at the speed of sound, your body wouldn't hold out. But is I move slowly, I'd get hit. So I tried getting a little sticky."
"Fuck! What can't these tentacles do?!"
"You can't shoot now! Nurufufufufu. Oh and furthermore… letting you die is not an option. Believe in that for your next flying leap."
'... It's no use. He won't die and he can't be killed. Not the teacher part of him anyways.'
He used his speed to bring us back to the top where Nagisa Nagisa saw us he ran towards me and bear hugs me.
"... ba… ba… y… ou… red… me…" He mumbled whilst sniffing.
"You're going to have to speak clearer, Nagisa-kun."
"Baka, you scared me… stupid Karuma-kun…" He said pounding his fists gently on my chest.
I pull him into a hug, putting my lips to the top of his head and murmured to him, "Gomenasai… I promise not to do anything reckless again."
I kiss him on the cheek and hold his hand whilst walking past Korosensei, throwing up a purse and catching it. "C'mon let's head on back, Nagisa-kun. We can eat on the way."
"AHHH! Hey that's my purse!" Korosensei shouted at me.
"That's why you don't leave it in the staffroom unattended!" I replied turning a bit.
"Give it back!" He shrieked.
"Okay!" With an innocent smile on my face.
"Ehh?! B-But... This is empty!"
"There wasn't much in there. Call it a donation." I said with a laugh and I tugged Nagisa along with me.
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Domo arigatou for reading this chapter! I hope you like this story and please share, favourite and review! I hope you will enjoy and stay for more come chapters and any future stories! Also I may not update as quickly or as frequently as I would like because I have recently started school so I am getting a lot of homework… again… so yeah, but I still hope you will continue reading this when I update next.
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