The Devil & The Snake (Ansatsu Kyoushitsu FF)

(暗殺教室のファンフィクション:悪魔と蛇)

Summary:

Starts at Episode 3: Karuma no Jikan. Karuma makes his appearance finally, but what is between Nagisa and Karuma, is it more than friendship, or is it just their history playing a big part for them…?

Pairing: Karma/Karuma x Nagisa (KaruGisa)

Warnings: AU, OOC, Shounen-ai, No Smut, Fluff, Drama(?) and Spoilers(?)

Disclaimer: I don't own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu or anything connected to it.

Chapter Five: The Bitch Has Arrived

Nagisa's Pov

'Thinking'

"Making threats"

"Pointing out the obvious/Boasting"

'Exams/Quiz question'

'Sound effects'

"Korosensei's weak points"

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"Now, allow me to introduce your brand-new temporary foreign-language teacher." Karasuma-sensei told us.

"Irina Jelavić. Nice to meet you all!" She said with an enthusiastic voice, hugging Korosensei, I can practically see hearts flying from her.

As she introduced herself I heard comments like: "What a knock-out!" and "What knockers!" All these comments just made me sweat drop.

'Wait. - Why's she all over him…?" I thought.

"Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?" She said to Korosensei.

"That's a wig." Korosensei said to her.

"Oh, I don't mind!" She said happily.

"This school intends to give you authentic experience in foreign languages. I trust there are no complaints," Karasuma-sensei said whilst looking up at Korosensei, "About her taking over half your English lessons?"

Korosensei replied, "If we must…"

"We've got us one heck of a teacher! Not only that, she seems to really have a thing for Korosensei." Kayano said.

"Uh-huh…" I replied, unsure. "But I might get some assassination hints out of this. The octopoid Korosensei seems flummoxed, having a human woman hanging all over him. His face has so many unique colours-so what colour is "bewilderment"?"

"Nurufufupu~" Korosensei laughed his face turning bright pink with pink-roses blush on his face, his smile getting a lot curvier.

"He's just plain smitten!" Maehara-kun deadpanned, while the rest of us just sweat dropped.

"There's no mistaking that face." Nakamura said.

"... How human of him." I said.

"Korosensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs."

"The more I look at you, the more I like what I see. Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills… Your undefined joints… Why, you're positively captivating!" Irina-san fawned, hugging Korosensei.

"Don't let her trick you, Korosensei!" I heard Okano-san whisper to herself, as she face down.

"No woman finds those things attractive!" Nakamura whispered out loud and moving her head down.

'We're not that dense. Any teachers coming to this class at this time has a fairly high probability of being no ordinary teacher.' I analysed.

*outside*

A chorus of "Hey! Pass! Hey! Kill!" Travelled around the field.

As I look back to the classroom I saw Irina-san and Karasuma-sensei talking but I couldn't hear or read their lips so I faced back to everyone and joined in with everyone again.

"Hey! Pass!" Korosensei shouted, as he threw a football high towards Karuma.

Karuma kicked it and drew out his BB gun, he shot and said, "Hey! Kill!" But Korosensei manage to dodge the bullet.

Then Korosensei threw one to Okano, she kicked it but instead of the gun she had the anti-sensei knife and lunged forwards, but Korosensei dodged her too.

"Hey! Pa-"

"-Korosensei!" Irina-san shouted cutting Korosensei off.

"Oh, Korosensei!" She shouted whilst running toward him.

She ran and hugged Korosensei asking, "Karasuma-sensei tells me you're oh so fast! Is that true?"

"Well, not that fast..." Korosensei said scratching his head sheepishly.

"Could you do me a favour? I'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee. Won't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?" She asked, looking innocent.

"Why, of course. I happen to know a great cafe in Vietnam." He said scratching his head, and looking down at her boobs. Then he shoots off into the sky and fly to Vietnam at Mach 20.

*school bell rings*

"Eto… Irina-sensei? Class is starting. Shouldn't we go back in?" Isogai-kun asked.

"Class? Oh, right. Just make it study hall or something." She replied disdainfully, smoking a cigarette.

We all looked at her shocked.

"And... can you not call me by my first name? I won't be laying teacher unless that Tako is around, so you are too called me Jelavić-onee-sama." She said, demandingly.

Thankfully Karuma was there to break us out from our shock.

"So what are you going to do, Bitch-nee-san?" He said.

I laughed behind my hand as he said this, he looked towards me and winked with a smirk on his face.

She stomped her foot and shouted angrily, "No nicknames!"

"You're an assassin, right?" Karuma asked her and then stated the facts, "The entire class working together can't kill this monster, and you, Bitch-nee-san, are going to kill him all by yourself?"

"Gaki. Grown-ups have their own grown-up ways of doing things." She said smug, and then turned towards and asked, "You must by Shiota Nagisa."

"Uh!" I stand attention, as she walks closer towards me, places her hands on either side of head and kiss me.

I looked over my shoulder and see that Okajima and Maehara, looks excited that I'm getting kissed, Hara is looking shocked, Kayano is shocked, and Karuma… Well Karuma… has a murderous look on his face… anger and jealousy filling his expression.

The first thirteen hits I was fighting back but when she hit thirty, I was in shock, she moved my head to her boobs and said, "Come to the staff room later. I'd like to see what you have on him.", then she let me go but continued saying, "The same goes for anyone else with key information!"

"I'll give you something go-" Bitch-sensei said.

Karuma said cutting her off, "Yeah right, you're supposed to be an assassin, you should be able to get your own information or better yet you should have got the information before you got here, no need to ask a high schooler. Nagisa come here NOW!"

I walked over there, without question, his voice said not to disobey as there would be consequences. I stood next to him quietly and look towards Bitch-sensei and she was fuming, three men came up behind her and one of the handed her a golden gun.

She then said almost like she is daring us, "Fine, but if you interfere even slightly in my assassination and I will kill you."

'At the same time, most of the class sensed something else: we hated her.'

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OMAKE: Karuma's Pov

As the Bitch's lips meet My Nagisa's lips, I was fucking furious! How dare she! She kissed my innocent Nagisa, she took his first kiss! I could see Nagisa trying to fight back… but after a while that spirit was weakening bit by bit as the fucking kissing carried on. When she finished the kiss, Nagisa was in shock, his head in her boobs.

I got snapped out of my anger when she started saying, "Come to the staff room later. I'd like to see what you have on him.", then she let him go but continued saying, "The same goes for anyone else with key information!"

"I'll give you something go-" The fucking Bitch said.

I said cutting her off, "Yeah right, you're supposed to be an assassin, you should be able to get your own information or better yet you should have got the information before you got here, no need to ask a high schooler. Nagisa come here NOW!"

I said it with so much anger, that I left no room for discussion.

I look towards the Bitch and she was fuming, three men came up behind her and one of the handed her a golden gun.

She then said almost like she is daring us, "Fine, but if you interfere even slightly in my assassination and I will kill you."

I just "tched" at her and grabbed Nagisa's hand and pulled him inside the classroom, to get him away from the Bitch.

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Domo arigatou for reading this chapter! I hope you like this story and please share, favourite and review! Sorry for not posting earlier… I was mourning that the Ansatsu Kyoushitsu Manga had finished… but anyways… I will try and post a chapter or two a month when I have freetime… Sorry, I hope you will enjoy and stay for more coming chapters and any future stories! (Sorry if the Omake is bad…)

Neko-chan