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Chapter 3 Weasley Woes and Malfoy Mayhem
Meanwhile at Malfoy Manor Draco sat on his bed gawping at the girl in front of him, she had just told him the 1001 reasons why he was wonderful. Even he didn't know some of them. "Wow this girl has some kind of problem."
"And that" concluded Emily "Is why you are wonderful."
"Are you really my hairdresser or was that an excuse to stay in my room." Asked Draco
"Oh yeah that was totally an excuse." Replied Emily
"Uh mum a little help here" he yelled
"Coming Draco sweetheart what's the ma... oh hello." Said the woman
"Hi" replied Emily
"Well this is a surprise, hello I'm Narcissa Malfoy, Draco's mum" said the woman
"Nice to meet you, I'm Draco's obsessed fan." Said Emily
"Oh how wonderful Draco you have your first obsessed fan this calls for a photo." Squealed Narcissa
Immediately Emily jumped onto Draco and gave him a massive hug.
"I could get used to this." Both of them thought
Back at the Dursley's Harry was getting slightly nervous. Lu hadn't taken her eyes off his body once.
"Perhaps I should take you to the Weasley's." He suggested
"Uh Huh." Mumbled Lu
"Perhaps Hermione will know what to do." Said Harry
"Uh Huh." Mumbled Lu
"Perhaps I should put my shirt on." Harry said
"Uh Hu... NOOOOOO." Screamed Lu
She grabbed Harry's shirt and torn it into tiny pieces
"Oh great, now I have to get a new shirt." Moaned Harry
Lu followed Harry upstairs and proceeded to tear up all his shirts until Harry had to tie her to his bed with a skipping rope. After Harry had got his shirt on (much to the horror of Lu) he untied Lu.
Walking over to the fireplace and grabbing some floo power he turned and said "I'm going to take you to the Weasley's come on."
They arrived to a scene of confusion. As soon as Lu stepped out of the fire place she shrieked
"Cassy, Billie what are you guys doing here."
"Wait you guys know each other" said Hermione.
"Yeah we go to the same school" said Lu
"Man I have a headache" moaned Ron
Meanwhile with Alexia, Pansy had started to pace. "What am I going to do with you" she moaned. She pondered for a moment.
"I know I'll take you to see Drakey, he always knows what to do" she grabbed Alexia and pulled her to the fire place and squealed "Malfoy Manor Draco's Room."
Lewis was finding his stay with Bella and Rolphy rather unpleasant. Bella had dressed her little Poki-kins in a fluffy bunny outfit and was currently chasing him around the manor. Suddenly Lewis slipped and was sent sprawling across the floor. "Gotcha" Bella shrieked.
"What should I do know" Bella muttered.
"How about you send me to a nice sane place" Lewis suggested.
Bella ignored him.
"I'll take you to Cissy's she's raised a kid she'll know what to do." Bella grabbed Lewis by his bunny ears and dragged him to the fire place.
Draco and Emily had posed for 3718 photos and Narcissa was still going strong. Suddenly there were 4 very loud bangs. Emily shrieked and leapt into Draco's arms. Both were thinking "score". 4 figures fell through Draco's fireplace and a huge cloud of soot followed. When it cleared Emily screamed "Alexia"
"Emily" Alexia yelled and both girls squealed and hugged.
Then they saw Lewis in the bunny suit.
"Soooo" Emily said turning to Lewis "What's up doc".
"Aw Em don't anger him, he might wiggle his nose at us" giggled Alexia.
And both girls collapsed to the floor laughing.
"That's right lets all laugh at the bunny boy" said Lewis sarcastically.
After a few minutes Emily and Alexia stopped laughing. They sighed, stood back up and turned to face Lewis. Emily looked at Alexia. Alexia looked at Emily. Both of them collapsed again laughing. Lewis sat down next to Draco.
"We're going to be here a while" he sighed "There never going to let me forget this".
After another half an hour of laughing Narcissa had to cast an anti-laughing charm to stop them. Realising the charm wasn't strong enough Narcissa rid Lewis of the Bunny outfit, much to the horror of Bella. Emily and Alexia quickly sobered up and finally turned back to the others.
"So" said Pansy "You 3 know each other".
"Yep, Alexia and me are best mates" Answered Emily.
"Not one for breaking up small talk but what's the date" asked Lewis
"August 31st" replied Draco
"So you're of to Hogwarts tomorrow" commented Emily.
"How do you know about Hogwarts" asked Draco
"Uhhh … wild and totally random guess" supplied Alexia
"Works for me" said Pansy
"Can we go" pleaded Emily
"Yes please, please, please don't leave me with this mad woman" begged Lewis.
"It's fine with me" said Narcissa "Bella what do you think".
"Well" said Bella "Poki shouldn't really be out on his own yet"
Alexia and Emily covered their mouths to hide there laughter.
"But since Draco and Pansy are going I suppose I must relinquish my hold on my precious one" sighed Bella.
"You've know me for 5 minutes and you found me in a bin" countered Lewis
"Don't they grow up so fast" sighed Bella.
Author's Note
Yay another chapter done I'm going to start on the next one very soon as I have loads of time off now. Please review. Ms Kitty
