After settling in as de facto head of Q-branch and whipping his minions into shape, H began to exert his influence on other areas of MI6. One innovation was the implementation of additional reports to be filled in when expensive Q-branch items were lost or damaged during missions. These report requests went to those agents who had been more creative in their initial after action reports about the alleged circumstances surrounding loss or breakage of said items. The additional paperwork would either encourage the agents to be more careful, or to become even better liars.

Never ones to respect authority and showing more guts than brains, the 00 agents boycotted the new forms. They soon learned there was a special circle of hell reserved for those who messed up H's paperwork: namely, a 5-hour Saturday computer literacy class aimed at improving their office skills (as clearly they were too bogged down during normal work hours to accommodate such a class). They didn't even have the benefit if thinking H's weekend was also being ruined, as H clearly enjoyed his duties as "teacher."

Some of the lessons they learned were:

1. The relative benefits of pivot tables vs. pie charts
2. The history and characteristics of every font known to man
3. Why excessive use of UPPERCASE was EXCEEDINGLY RUDE
4. H was an evil, sadistic bastard

When H earnestly promised additional classes if necessary to assist the agents in their office performance, the agents took it as the threat it was and there was a dramatic increase in paperwork filed. M was delighted and gave H approval for expanding the in-house training as necessary.