A/N: I HAVE RETURNED!


Chapter 10

The next day Cas had gone to school just like he did any other day. He was desperate however for information and was determined to question Dean about all aspects of the supernatural in their Latin class that they shared. Though when the Latin class began Dean wasn't there.

Cas quickly pulled out his phone and shot Dean a text before the teacher noticed. Not that the teacher would care.

Where are you? -Cas

Cas put his phone away and focussed in on the class. The teacher was going on and on about the great wall of China, heaven knows why given China had nothing to do with Latin. Midway through the class Cas's phone buzzed. Cas pulled it out of his pocket, pretty sure the teacher wouldn't notice as they were completely engrossed in their lecture about the great wall of China.

I didn't feel like going to class -Dean

Why not? -Cas

Just didn't. -Dean

I wish I'd made the same decision. :) -Cas

Why is that? -Dean

The teacher's going on and on about the great wall of China. -Cas

Isn't it... a Latin class? -Dean

Yes. -Cas

What does that have to do with Latin? -Dean

According to the teacher 'the Romans inspired the great wall of china because the chinese discovered that the Romans were apparently taking over the world and they thought 'shit better keep those Romans out' so they built a gigantic wall and went yeah this will hold and it ended up defending them against the huns who were then defeated by a girl dressed as a guy who was as swift as a coursing river, as furious as a angry camp fire and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Then the Chinese were like hell yeah our wall is the best ain't nobody getting into our country and then they were crushed by a giant corn.' -Cas

Wtf is the teacher on? I may not be good at history but that's complete bullshit. The girl and the huns is from Mulan and idk where she got the corn shit from. -Dean

Mulan? Wtf? Idk? I'm confused Dean. -Cas

Mulan is a movie. Wtf means what the fuck. Idk means I don't know. -Dean

Oh ok. -Cas

Whats the teacher saying now? -Dean

Why do you want to know? -Cas

It's comedy gold. -Dean

Apparently after they were crushed by the corn the Romans came over and went 'we want the corn we wanna heat it up and make it pop.' But the Canadians didn't approve so they went to their pal America and went 'sup bro wanna take down china?' America's leader at this point was Hitler and Hitler responded saying 'are there jews' Canada answered back 'I don't know maybe.' that was good enough for Hitler who was like yeah I'll kill them all they're probably all Jewish. So America began killing them all like 'caw caw motherfuckers we have all the freedom and eagles except for the middle earth ones those are helping hobbits. Whatcha gonna do bitches we can kill u all' so Canada got mad because they were killing them all so exiled Hitler to Germany where he became dictator. Canada then decided to call on handball who wanted to eat the Romans for some reason and that is how rome fell.' -Cas

That is so incredibly wrong. I'm glad I'm not there. -Dean

Do you still want to meet for lunch? -Cas

Idk if I can be bothered to come to school. -Dean

:/ -Cas

Oh no a emoticon I'm so scared. -Dean

As you should be. -Cas

Also it's an not a. -Cas

What are you the grammar police? -Dean

Are we meeting or not? -Cas

Nah I can't be fucked going to school. How about you come to my place and I show you mean girls after school instead? -Dean

Sounds like a fair proposal. What do I do at lunch though? -Cas

Be social. Make friends. -Dean

0.0 -Cas

I don't know what that emoticon is supposed to be but it better be a 'sure Dean I'll make friends' -Dean

:/ My people skills are rusty. -Cas

Not my problem just make some friends! -Dean

When lunch time came around Cas wandered the school unsure how to go about making friends. As he was wandering he bumped into a girl with red hair who was absorbed in her phone. When the collided she dropped the phone causing it to smash against the ground.

"I'm so sorry!" Cas said hurrying to apologize.

"It's fine, I have a spare." She said with a shrug.

"Oh." Cas said awkwardly.

"I break phone's all the time, I always carry a spare around. I'm charlie by the way." She said holding out her hand.

Cas took her hand and shook it. "Castiel." He said automatically.

"Castiel? That's an odd name. I like it." She said smiling brightly at him.

"Thanks."

"So castiel what are you doing around here all alone?" She asked.

"My friend isn't here so I decided I'd just wander. What about you? Why are you all alone?"

"I have no friends and wanted a quiet place to change Wikipedia. It's where miss (insert name here) gets all her information from."

"Wait... we're you the one who gave her the fall of Rome story?" Cas asked.

"Sum the story up."

"Romans invading. Great wall of china. Mulan. Giant corn. Popcorn. Canada and America align. Hitler. Hitler moves to Germany. Handball comes in and wants to eat them. Rome falls."

"hmm someone changed it. It's supposed to be hanibal not handball. All well."

"I guess I should let you get back to the hacking then." Cas said awkwardly.

"You can stay Castiel. You can help me mess with the information about World War Two."

"Okay."

Cas spent the rest of the lunch with Charlie. She seemed nice. As the time passed Cas learnt more and more about her. Such as that she was a computer genius. She took AP Digital tech just because it was an easy A, not that she couldn't just hack into the system and give herself perfect grades.

He also learnt that while Charlie was bright she loved things most people would mark as geeky or nerdy. As well as being a computer whiz Charlie was also a cosplayer and LARPer. She'd had to explain what both of those things were to Cas though.

Cas actually found himself enjoying Charlie's company despite the fact that while they talked her eyes never left her computer screen as her hands whizzed across the keyboard. When they parted ways at the end of the lunch break Cas knew then and there that he'd made a friend. A friend who wasn't Dean.


While he was in his final class of the day which was biology his phone buzzed with a text from Dean.

Hey Cas, you wanna a lift to my place after school? -Dean.

Yes, I'd like that very much. While I don't mind walking I'd rather get a 'lift'. -Cas

Okay I'll see you after school then. -Dean.

At the carpark? -Cas

No, at the gym! Of course at the carpark! -Dean

See you then. :) -Cas

You really like emoticons don't you? -Dean

Yes, I like them very much. :) -Cas

K... Well I'll see you later then. -Dean


A/N: Okay so that was a sorta short chapter with not a lot of plot but hey it has Charlie that's something, Charlie has a bigger role to play much later on in this so yeah but she's here yay. The next chap has a bit more plot than this so yay?

I'm bad at writing these lol see ya next time