Deidara pushed his plate aside, he was really full. Probably he had eaten too much, but it tasted really delicious. The other members were also done so Deidara got up from his chair and started to gather the plates. Then he picked up the stack and walked to the kitchen. He walked over to the sink but stopped when a jolt of pain went through his stomach. He dropped the plates, clutching at his painful stomach. The plates clattered to the ground, breaking into tiny pieces.

Sasori heard the clattering from the kitchen. That didn't sound so good. He got up from his seat and rushed over to the kitchen. He saw Deidara with tears in his eyes holding his stomach with one hand, the other on the counter to support himself. He was standing in the middle of the broken plates. Sasori quickly stood beside his blond looking him in the eyes.

"Dei, what's wrong?" He asked as Deidara moaned in pain.

"I don't know, it just hurts, please make it stop." Deidara practically begged. He grabbed Sasori's arm as a new pain struck him. He squeezed his danna's arm till there appeared a crack. As the pain faded Deidara loosened his grip.

"You have to tell me Dei!" Sasori said, voice shaking with worry.

"I'm sorry for squeezing you danna, it just hurt like hell." Deidara whispered.

"You have to tell me what it feels like, damn, you damaged my arm. Never mind that. Now tell me!" Sasori almost yelled out off worry. Deidara started to cry once more.

"It feels like... like cramping... like my muscles tighten till it hurts." Deidara said between sobs. Konan walked into the kitchen. The first thing she saw were the broken plates, she fumed with anger. They were very expensive.

"You gonna pay fo-..." she started but when she saw Deidara slightly bent over, holding onto his lover and crying she stopped. She thought Deidara was upset because he had dropped the plates but then she heard him groan.

"What's going on." She asked, now worried about her friend. Deidara looked up trying to explain, when another cramp struck him making him unable to speak. Sasori turned halfway over to her, a mixture of worry and despair on his face.

"Deidara is in pain. I don't know what is going on. He says it feels like cramp." Sasori said supporting Deidara so he wouldn't fall and cut himself. Konan's face turned from really worried to a bit more relieved.

"It's normal to feel cramping, when you haven't been eating properly in about two weeks and now he has had more than enough for two days. Besides he isn't used to feeling cramp in his stomach so probably it isn't as worse as it appears. We woman have period cramps all the time so we would probably only think of it as annoying." Konan said as she made her way over to the kettle and filled it with water. "I'll get him a hot pitcher, you make him lay down. The pain will fade eventually so don't worry about it." she explained further. Deidara looked up at her just when he wanted to say something he felt another cramp. Deidara groaned again a clear sign for Sasori to start moving. Sasori lifted the blond up and walked to the living room. Kisame watched as they made their way over to the couch were his uke was still sleeping. Before Sasori could ask anything the shark ran to Itachi lifting him up. Now Sasori put the blond down on the couch, making sure he was comfortable. Deidara pulled his knees to his chest, wrapping his arms around them. He never had been good with pain but this was just extremely unpleasant. Sasori stroke the blonds hair and then got up. He turned to the kitchen but before he could even begin to walk the blond grabbed his wrist.

"Stay with me danna, please?" The blond asked. Sasori sighed but did what the blond asked. He sat down on the corner of the couch and Deidara placed his head in the redheads lap. The redhead began examining his arm. He should be able to fix it but he was in no condition to move right now.

"Kakuzu, can you help me with something?" The redhead asked the stitched up man. Hidan en Kakuzu both turned to the redhead a look off question on their faces.

"Sure, what do I have to do?" Kakuzu asked as he walked over to the couch.

"I need my tools to fix my arm, can you get them from my bag?" Sasori asked as he looked down at Deidara who groaned again. Then the redhead stroked the blonds hair, trying to comfort him. Kakuzu watched the scene in front of him with a smile. Then nodded and walked to the bedroom grabbing Sasori's tools and then turned back. He handed the tools to Sasori and sat down in front of the couch. Sasori sighed opening the bag.

"Okay, what do I own you now?" He asked tiredly. Kakuzu smiled but shook his head.

"You don't own me nothing. It was no afford." the stitched up man said. Sasori nodded and placed his tools on the armrest. Then he started on repairing his arm. Every time the blond winced he felt a pang of guilt in his heart. It was his fault the blond had to endure this. After a couple more minutes Konan walked in with the hot pitcher. She handed it to Deidara.

"Put it against your stomach, it will ease the pain. I always use it when I have period cramps, so I pretty much know where you are going through right now. Just next time when you decide to start eating after you haven't for a long time, try to start with a little bit. " She explained, then she walked back to the kitchen, probably to clean up. Sasori had finished his repair and looked around the room. Tobi and Zetsu were standing against the wall and Kakuzu and Hidan were looking at them. Kisame and Itachi were sitting at the easy chair. Probably a good thing, if the Uchiha was still on the couch he had thrown him off, just to make space for his blond. But Kisame had noticed and saved the Uchiha what a pity. Sasori didn't see Pein anywhere, he was presumably helping Konan in the kitchen. Sasori was stroking the blond's hair deeply in thought when he noticed the blond's breathing change. It was now calm and steadily, Sasori knew his blond was asleep for now. Feeling relieved the pain had gone away he could focus on the people around him. Kakuzu came walking towards him and sat down on the floor. Sasori watched as Hidan stomped out off the room angry. Then he turned his attention back at the miser.

"You sure this is a good plan. When you go out on a mission there won't be any protection." Kakuzu said softly. Sasori nodded.

"Yes I'm aware of that, but in Sunagakure they don't know Dei, so he should blend in easily, besides he isn't going to be alone." Sasori said as Kakuzu only stared at him.

"Sasori I don't want to spoil your idea but you sometimes need to split up for an assignment." Kakuzu said. Sasori sighed again, he hadn't thought much about it because they weren't going on a mission, but he wouldn't tell the miser.

"We'll see when the time comes. Besides Deidara has to get better eventually." He answered. Kakuzu nodded looking over at where Hidan had been standing.

"You remember when I told you I've got the perfect time to ask Hidan out?" Kakuzu asked. Sasori nodded again.

"Well last night I've asked him and he agreed to go out with me to the bar. I took him to my favorite bar and soon he was drunk. Sooner then I had imagined, so I took him back to the base and he just jumped me. He said he wanted me to... you know. So now we are going out. Although Hidan doesn't want anyone to know." Kakuzu smiled and Sasori chuckled. The blond stirred in his sleep, slowly waking up again.

"What's so funny, danna?" He asked yawning. Sasori shook his head.

"I'll tell you sometime." He said looking up. He watched Hidan enter the living room again. The blond followed his gaze, then nodded. Deidara tried to go back to sleep when Konan and Pein came into the living room. They both smiled, but Konan almost bounced with excitement.

"Sasori, Deidara, we have something for the both of you. To make sure you can go there and come back easier." Konan said holding out a little box. Deidara slowly sat up, careful to not make the pain come back. He took the box and kept looking at it. It was a pretty nice box, white with a ribbon around it. He turned it in his hands looking at all sides before handing it to Sasori.

"Well open it, the gift is inside." Konan said impatiently. Sasori untied the ribbon and lifted the lid. Deidara looked inside as Sasori picked up the small item inside and holding it in front of the blond's face. They looked at it in astonishment.

"A car key?" Deidara asked skeptical. Konan stepped forward grabbing the hand with the key and pulling Sasori from the couch. Deidara also got up rubbing his stomach.

"Come on." Konan said as she grabbed Deidara's hand and pulled the couple behind her. Everybody followed her to the back door of the house. When she opened it they came in a garage. Deidara watched in amazement at the car. It was a red Toyota Yaris.

"Wow, Konan, we can't accept that. It way too much." Deidara said regrettable. He really liked the car. The red looked like the red off Sasori's hair. But he couldn't use the car anyway. He didn't have a drivers license.

"Don't be silly, course you can. Besides it's not only for you. It's supposed to be for al members who need to go on mission very far away. That way we can finish them more quickly." Konan answered almost mad.

"But I don't have a drivers license. So I can't use it." Deidara said with a pout.

"Don't worry Dei, I do." Sasori said wrapping his arms around the blond's waist. Deidara leaned against Sasori as he admired their new car.

"Do you like it Deidara. I do hope so, everybody has co financed even Kakuzu did." Konan said. Deidara smiled when he heard Konan's sound of voice. She faked the astonishment. Sasori chuckled, startling Deidara. Suddenly a cold wind started to blow, sending a shiver up Deidara's spine. He started to tremble so Sasori tightened his grip and pulled Deidara closer to his body.

"Let's go inside, you are cold." Sasori said as Deidara nodded and yawned. "And tired." Sasori complemented. They all turned to the door and walked back inside. Deidara walked straight to the couch. He sat down, resting his head against the pillows. Sasori sat down beside him putting his arm around the blond's shoulders. The other members also walked into the living room and sat down except Itachi who pointed at Deidara.

"I was lying there Deidara, can't you move over?" Itachi asked. The blond watched as Itachi pointed at him.

"Well I don't care, you were not here when I sat down so it's your bad luck." Deidara said crossing his arms in front of his chest. Itachi glared at him, but when that had no effect he turned to Kisame pouting.

"Kisame, Deidara is mean to me, can you please make him go away." the Uchiha asked softly whimpering. Kisame watched to scene but became mad when he heard Itachi's whimpers. He glared at Deidara and Sasori as he pulled his sword.

"Oh Kisame stop that, you will hurt Deidara if you use that." Sasori said. Deidara shot his head back at Kisame as he heard his danna say that. Deidara immediately became scared. He turned to Sasori hiding his face in the crook of his neck as he also softly whimpered. The two ukes were now crying and the semes were having a glare competition. Than Kisame and Sasori sighed at the same time. Kisame lifted Itachi off of the flour into his arms and Sasori pulled Deidara into his lap. Kisame and Sasori nodded and then Kisame sat down on the other end of the couch. The blond and the Uchiha still glaring at each other. Then suddenly Tobi came bouncing into the living room, he stopped in front of the couch and sat down, looking up at Deidara.

"Sempai, can we watch a movie?" He asked, tilting his head to the side. Deidara looked at Sasori who nodded.

"Okay, but no scary movie, maybe a comedy, yeah that's nice." Deidara said as he cuddled against Sasori's chest. He looked over at Itachi sticking his tongue out. Itachi also cuddled into the sharks chest and glared at Deidara. Tobi jumped up cheering running over to Zetsu to pick a movie. Deidara yawned again.

"Are you sure you want to watch a movie, you seem rather tired." Sasori said to his blond. Deidara nodded and kissed the redhead.

"Yes, I want to spent some time with everyone before I can't see them for a while." Deidara said softly.

"What's wrong Blondie, getting a bit sentimental there." Hidan said mockingly. Deidara clenched his fists and growled. Hidan only laughed.

"Dei, just ignore him. Stress isn't good for you. You know Hidan, he's always irritating." Sasori said, glaring daggers at Hidan.

"Yeah, he is right Dei, don't get excited over it." Hidan laughed again.

"No one calls me Dei except danna!" Deidara yelled, jumping of the couch onto his feet.

"What are you gonna do about it Blondie?" Hidan mocked as Deidara put his hands into his pouches with clay.

"Oh you gonna blow me up again? Like it worked last time." Hidan said still a smirk on his face. 'That's it I'm gonna kill him even if he is immortal' Deidara thought. Suddenly his wrists were taken into a locked grip. He turned his head looking at the attacker to see his danna's face right next to his. The redhead kissed the blond on the lips. All of Deidara's anger melted away. Sasori broke free from the kiss and leaned away looking at his blond.

"That's better, now let's just enjoy the movie alright? You don't want to be sick longer than necessary do you Dei?" Sasori asked. Before Deidara could say anything Hidan replied.

"Well you sure know how to kill the mood puppet." Sasori looked over at Hidan but then smiled evilly. Hidan turned around but was too late, Kakuzu knocked his head of his body, both falling to the ground.

"He won't go around picking fights again." Kakuzu said as he pulled Hidan's body and head toward his chair. He place Hidan's body between his legs to keep it from falling and then started to sew the head back on. Sasori nodded and released Deidara who also nodded and sat back down on the couch, just as Tobi came running to him holding the movie. He handed it to Deidara smiling happily. The blond looked at it.

"Police academy, that would do." Deidara said. He got up from the couch and walked over to the TV installation. He quickly put the DVD in the player and went back to the couch sitting down in his danna's lap.

"We're leaving after the movie Deidara." The redhead whispered. Deidara nodded sadly and cuddled against his danna's chest once again.

"Okay un." He replied, then he watched as Pein started the movie. Soon everyone was laughing at the police officers in training.

"Did you see that danna, he rolled... that car over." Deidara said in between his laughter. Sasori smiled at his lover, off course he saw, he was watching this stupid movie with him. Normally he would enjoy comedy movies, but this one was too predictable. He knew how it would end as soon as the movie started. Sasori nodded as a reply not sure if Deidara could see.

Then at last the credits started rolling and the lights were switched on. Deidara looked at his danna and yawned. Sasori chuckled at the yawn.

"Time to go Dei. Go say goodbye to everyone. You won't see them for a while." Sasori said his voice monotone. He didn't want the blond to see he was also a bit sad. He had lived with the Akatsuki for almost twenty years now. It was strange to go. Deidara got up and stretched a bit. He was stiff from the sitting in one position. Slowly he turned to his danna a fake smile on his lips. "I'll be right back." He said and walked of. Sasori looked after his blond as he made his way over to Konan and Pein. He couldn't hear what they said but watched as Konan jumped up and hugged Deidara. Sasori noticed she was crying. When she let go of Deidara, the blond shook hands with Pein. Sasori waited impatiently for the blond to finish.

They walked to the garage, Sasori carrying the bags and holding hands with the blond. Konan opened the door to let the couple pass. Sasori placed the bags in the trunk of the car then walked back to the other members. He shook hands, saying goodbye. Deidara doing the same, while biting his lip. When they were done Sasori opened the car door so Deidara could get in. Then he walked to the driver's side and got in as well. He put the key in the ignition and started the car, turned the lights on and than his seatbelt. Deidara already had his on. He waved at his friends as Sasori put the car in gear and drove out off the garage turning left, heading to Sunagakure.

He everybody, I will try to uplaod as many chapters a day as possible. Sometimes I really have writers block and I get stuck in the story. Please don't be mad if I don't post for a while. Just send me a message and I'll get back to you