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CH16

Listening to Iruka sensei is so boring. He repeats himself like a whole lot of times and half the stuff he says is like gibberish. Anyway this stuck up brat Sasuke, is his name I think, was absent from school a week and suddenly he went from just popular to drop dead hot popular. I don't get it why do girls like emo guys who ignore them and keep to themselves? Wouldn't they much rather someone who talks to them and gives them presents and attention and stuff? Believe it sometimes I think girls don't know what's good for them.

Sakura and Ino were fighting and believe it the fight was awesome! It was almost as good as eating Ramen without the three minute wait! So all these rumors are going around. The Jonin or "real ninja" think us kids don't have ears. I think we'd be much better at keeping secrets then them. And everything about ninja is stealth and stuff so I don't get how come their ninja and we gotta wait a whole long time. So this crazy freak whose name we're not supposed to say except the rules funny cause we didn't get a name in the first place and this wacko he killed his whole clan.

Anyway so this Sasuke kid is the last one of the clan, like a lone survivor, which I think is pretty scary I mean what if he's still living in his house and the ghosts come and get him huh? So I guess I am sad for him because even though he's a stuck up royal pain in the behind no one should get all their precious people killed. I don't have any but one day I'll be Hokage and then people will have to acknowledge me! Believe it! And then I'll have tons and tons of friends. But I kind of feel a little happy too. I mean he's like me minus my good looks and now maybe we could be friends cause we're both alone.

Oh and I guess he's got no more vacation cause he's just walked in and Iruka being all nice to him which is so not fair cause when I don't attend academy I get sent to the old man but he did just lose his whole family so I guess it's okay for him to get a free pass. And he just goes and sits just like that like nothing happened and Sakura and Ino are arguing even louder over who he likes best and he ignores them which is so annoying. I wish Sakura would fight over me like that or something I mean she's never gonna get him and she definitely has a better chance with someone as nice as me.

So I keep looking at Sasuke and waiting him to say hey you wanna be friends? Cause I'm lonely like you but he doesn't so I look out the window and count the birds, if I listen close enough I can hear them chirping. One of the birds is bringing more twigs to the nest it was building ever since two days ago. Theirs always two a mommy bird and a daddy bird. I know cause I know that when the nest is finished they'll have baby birds and have a real family. Believe it one day I'll get a family too one day! And it looks like Sasuke thought the whole building the nest thing was pretty cool too cause I saw him catch a peak but he didn't look as happy as I did that soon they'll more birds to watch. And he asked to go to the bathroom real quick. And it's annoying cause he had to go like two times today already and its only been like two hours and if I ask more than once Iruka sensei tells me he knows I sneak out the window, but its only cause the birds are more interesting than the lesson but then when I said that once he got all red in the face so now I just say I need fresh air and he sais theirs recess for that so I gotta wait.

The bell rings and its final lunch time and since its all warm we go outside and we get double lunch again cause all the Jonin have been having all these hushy meetings. I guess they should be a little worried but hey I'm gonna be Hokage one day so they have nothing to worry about. I'll be the bestest most awsomest ninja ever! Sasuke eats the school lunch like me now which makes me feel great that I'm not all alone eating the gross stuff the academy calls healthy. In my opinion a day without ramen isn't healthy. Its probably all the kids take so long to grow. But its okay because when I'm Hokage ramen will be served and all these weird vegetable things can get trashed. But I also feel kinda sad cause Sasuke is usually not so quiet and I think he really liked those boxed lunches even though they had no ramen in them cause his mother probably never read a book on a healthy diet and stuff. So I sat next to him to be all friendly and he didn't really scooch away much just mostly ignored me and practiced his shuriken skills by stabbing his food and I thought that was pretty cool so I tried that too except Iruka sensei was looking so he stormed over and told me that mutilating vegetables made me a bad boy. And he said my defense was bad because the vegetables were innocent so I couldn't use them as practice and then told me if I didn't stop he'd think up a punishment for me and then I took another jab just to see what would happen and he like blew up on me. It was funny so I laughed and I think Sasuke might have thought the whole thing was funny too but he didn't show it so I wouldn't know and then the other kids were all laughing though and we got like ten more minutes of free time cause Iruka sensei was giving me a talk and then he said I have to stay after class which is so unfair cause I wasn't the only one laughing at him and Iruka sensei said I was encouraging their behavior so I was the one who'd get busted for the whole thing.

So I'm sitting here now waiting. And all the parents who were supposed to come came and took their kids away except for Hinata who has some clan guy come for her and Neji and Sakura just went home by herself like I usually do. And Ino's dad came today cause her dad takes turns with Choji and Shikamaru's dad and the only one left really was me and Sasuke. I thought he'd go alone now that he has no mom to pick him up but he's just sitting there so I try to talk with him but he tells me to shut up but believe it one day he'll hang on my every word. And suddenly this guy comes I go wow it's the guy from the stone mountain who's face I painted up and he's come to haunt me cause the old man said desa-cr-a-ting stuff like that is bad and maybe that's what he meant so I hide under the desk like a real ninja but he sees me anyway cause ghosts can probably see through walls and then I beg him to not take my soul to the shinigami and then Sasuke just laughs his head off at me and sais I'm a baka. And the ghost person tells me he's actually a Jonin who's related to the guy with his face on the mountain which is pretty neat. And then he walks out with Sasuke his hand messing up the bastards hair and it's weird cause I feel alone again that Sasuke has someone and I don't. And the guy somehow knew I was staring and he looked back at me and smiled and I smiled back and then he winked at me as he said something to Sasuke that I didn't hear cause someone else noticed me and it feels so good like I just ate a whole lot of Ramen and suddenly it doesn't matter that Sasuke has someone as cool looking as the white haired guy to hang out with him and stuff cause all those people that say I should just go die cause everyone wants me dead are wrong. And now Iruka tells me I can go home so I do but maybe tomorrow I'll bug Sasuke to train with me cause believe it I'm not all alone either.