The blond awoke with a start. He looked around searching for his danna. He started to panic but then remembered his danna went out to find a job. Deidara looked at the clock, almost five o'clock.
"Can't be long now before danna comes home. Better get ready." Deidara said to himself as he made his way to the bedroom. 'Good thing I got that dress from Konan.' he thought. Deidara opened his special drawer, pulling out his loaned dress. He turned to the large mirror holding the dress in front of him. Deidara really didn't want to admit it but the dress really looked good on him. After he went to the bathroom to relieve himself he quickly put the dress on. Then he went back to the bathroom to put on some eyeliner and eye shadow. Last but not least he put on some lipstick. Deidara looked in the mirror and tried different hairstyles. He settled on putting his hair up and placed two chopsticks in his hair to hold it in place. Suddenly the doorbell rang, so Deidara walked over to the door. He opened it slightly to see two police officers standing outside. "Yes." Deidara said in a feminine voice.
"We're sorry to disturb you madam, but we are looking for the owner off this house." one off the police officers said.
"Why are you looking for him?" Deidara asked still posing to be a female.
"Well, you see. There have been coming complaints about sound disturbance and the neighbors told us they have not seen the owner in a couple of weeks. Only a redheaded man and a blond female, who according to the neighbors are not the owners and might have done something with him." the police officer explained. Deidara was taken aback a little. 'Oh no, if they find out danna killed him they will take him away from me. I can't do this alone, must think of something.' the blond thought as he watched the police officers. When Deidara couldn't come up with something he started to panic.
"Madam are you alright. You don't look so well." the police officer said. Deidara started to hyperventilate and grabbed the door more tightly to prevent him from falling. He bent over holding one hand against his stomach while the other clenched at the door. His vision became blurred and he felt lightheaded. 'Danna, please help me.' the blond thought as he felt himself lower to the floor.
"What is going on around here!" a voice asked loudly. The two police officers turned around to see a redheaded man coming towards them.
"Danna." the blond panted. He couldn't stop his hyperventilating and was really panicking now.
"Sir, we need to ask you a couple questions." the police officer said but Sasori ignored him and quickly stepped past the two man and walked towards Deidara, whom hugged him trying to calm himself down.
"It's okay Dei, just breath in and out, take it easy, deep breath." Sasori said, then giving the example. He breathed with the blond for awhile. Still ignoring the police officers behind him. He breathed with Deidara until he calmed down.
"That's it, just in and out." the redhead said encouraging the blond in his arms. Deidara slowly steadied his breathing and loosened his death grip on the puppets arms. Sasori calmly turned Deidara in his arms so he could put his arm around his waist and then faced the police officers. He silently asked for a explanation.
"My colleague and I came here to check some complaints. We already told this lady what they were about." the policeman said pointing at Deidara, whom had let his head rest on the redheads shoulder.
"Yes, I figured you had spoken with my girlfriend. That is why she was so upset." Sasori answered.
"Danna, please don't be mad at them. They only startled me that's all." Deidara said, trying to calm him down before he did something stupid.
"I'm not mad Dei, I was just really worried when I saw you hyperventilating. You know it isn't good for the baby and to think if I hadn't shown up in time, you could have lost the baby." the redhead said, sounding angry anyway.
"Are you pregnant miss?" the other police officer asked. Deidara nodded slightly watching the ground beneath his feet.
"Dei, why don't you go back inside, I will handle this further. If we need you again I'll call." Sasori asked. Before the blond could reply he gasped and placed his hands on his head as he bent over.
"Aah danna...it hurts...again...please?" Deidara moaned in pain. Sasori quickly pulled the blond close to him so he wouldn't fall.
"Sssh, it's okay Dei. Don't worry it'll fade soon." Sasori said to the blond as he rubbed his back. "I'm sorry officer, I will lay her down and then I will be back." the redhead said, picking Deidara up bridal style. "I'll be right back." Sasori said as he turned around, closed the door and quickly walked inside and placed Deidara on the couch.
"Alright Dei, you can stop faking now." the redhead said, but Deidara only groaned. "Dei, are you really in pain?" Sasori asked as he knelt down beside the couch. The blond nodded, groaned again and crawled into a tight ball, clenching his head more tightly.
"Okay Dei, stay here I'll handle the police and then come back." Sasori said as he walked back to the front door. He opened the door and faced the man again.
"Is everything alright with the miss?" the man asked. Sasori nodded then sighed.
"So what is it that you want to ask me?"
"Do you know the owner off this house?"
"Yes I do, you are talking to him."
"Uhm, I think you don't understand. According to the neighbors, the owner off this house has brown hair and is taller then you are sir."
"You mean my cousin, he isn't the real owner off this house. He watched my house while my girlfriend and I were away on business. But now that we are back he left, that was the agreement we had." Sasori answered.
"What is the name off this cousin?"
"His name is Kankuro, he will be back at his siblings house by now. They live in the high part of town. You know where the Kazekage lives."
"That is fine, but just to make sure can we take a look inside your house?"
Sasori sighed but then opened the door wider and stepped aside.
"Go ahead, I'll be with Deidara if you need me." Sasori said, then he walked to the living room. He sat down on the couch and pulled Deidara against him.
"Why are they inside danna?" Deidara asked as he rubbed his belly soothingly.
"They are here to search the house for the old owner. They won't believe he left. I tried to tell them he is my cousin and he had been looking after the house, not that he did a very good job but still. The police thinks we keep him locked up somewhere in the house." Sasori explained as he rubbed the blonds back.
"But danna, they will...ruin the new room." Deidara groaned.
"What new room?" one of them asked as he watched Deidara trying to sit up.
"I can't tell you. It's just a new room we built. You can see it but please don't touch anything." Sasori said, supporting Deidara.
"But danna...then I want... to see to it." Deidara said as he tried to stand up straight.
"Deidara, don't you'll only hurt yourself. Stay here on the couch till the pain subsides." Sasori said worried.
"No! I need to make sure... they don't break anything." the blond said stubborn. Sasori grabbed the blond's wrist and pulled him down into his lap.
"They need to do their job. And you need to stay calm and try to relax." Sasori said as he wrapped his arms around his lover. He nodded to the man and they went to work. Deidara tried to struggled but it was no use. Sasori kept a firm grip on his hips so he couldn't stand up. Deidara soon stopped fighting as the pain only intensified. He put his hands against his stomach grumbling to himself.
"Stupid pregnancy, you sure know how to get me mad kid and you're not even born, yet you have me all worked up and in pain." Sasori loosened his hold on the blond so he could place his hands over the blond's.
"I'm sure the kid doesn't mean to but too much stress would freak me out to. Besides that he probably is shaken up because off the lack of oxygen just a while ago. Remember when you hyperventilated." Sasori said sticking up for their unborn child.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it already. Now stop hurting me kiddo." Deidara said, his voice softer than before. They stayed like that until the police man came back in the living room.
"Did you find what you were looking for?" Sasori asked.
"No we didn't so you were right. It's just protocol. Well thank you for your time sir, hopefully everything is alright with the lady." the policeman said. Sasori nodded, "yeah, she should be fine now that the pain has subsided." then he turned around and followed his colleague to the police car. Sasori and Deidara followed them to the front door and waited until they were gone.
"Danna, were are we going tonight?" Deidara asked as they went back inside. Sasori smiled but didn't answer. He walked to the bedroom, Deidara close on his heels.
"Danna! Please tell me." the blond whined as he sat down on the bed. He watched as his danna stripped from his clothes.
"Dei, I'm not going to tell you. I want to surprise you so please don't ask anymore. I'm going to take a shower and when I'm done we are going." Sasori said, then turned and walked to the bathroom. Deidara looked at his reflection in the mirror. His hair was ruined so he got up and also entered the bathroom.
"Dei, I said I wouldn't tell you. So you don't have to try and seduce me." Sasori said from under the shower.
"I don't want to pry any further. My hair is a mess so I want to fix it before we go. I don't know why I do it though because you haven't even seen what I am wearing." Deidara said as he pulled his brush through his hair.
"Oh, I did see what you are wearing but because off the police I couldn't say anything." Sasori replied. He quickly washed his hair and when he was done rinsing his hair he turned the water of and stepped out.
"Aah danna, put a towel on or something." Deidara shouted as he saw Sasori naked. Deidara held his nose and turned away. Sasori chuckled and reached in front of Deidara to grab a towel. Deidara grabbed some paper towels and wiped his nose. Then he followed Sasori to the bedroom and sat down on the bed.
"Danna, do I need to take something with me?" the blond asked as he watched Sasori put his clothes on.
"No you won't need anything. Just let me surprise you." Sasori answered. Then he walked over to the blond and kissed him on the forehead. Deidara chuckled at his danna.
"Well, let's go Deidara, I don't want to be late." Sasori said, he grabbed the blonds hand and pulled him out the door. They got in their car and drove off.
"Wow danna, it's huge and fancy." the blond exclaimed when they entered the restaurant. Sasori smiled at his boyfriend. 'this was going to be the best night yet.' Sasori thought. He walked to the counter.
"Can I help you sir." the clerk asked.
"Yes I have a reservation for two." Sasori answered.
"Alright sir which name?"
"Akasuna." Sasori said almost in a bored tone. The clerk nodded and lead them to their table.
"Can I get you something to drink than?" the clerk asked. Sasori nodded.
"I would like a green tea. Deidara?" Sasori asked.
"Uhh, well do you have hot chocolate?" Deidara asked the clerk. He nodded, wrote their order down and walked away.
"Hot chocolate Dei?" Sasori asked a little mockingly.
"Yeah, well, I can't help it if I have cravings." Deidara said. Sasori nodded and smiled again. His blond really looked good in a dress. Not because he resembled a girl, because you could still see he was a guy but it was just hot to see so much skin.
"Here you go sir, one tea and a hot chocolate. Can I get you the menu's then?" the waiter asked. Deidara nodded eagerly. The waiter handed them the menu's and then went to the next table.
"Danna, what are you going to have. I remember you don't eat very much. I thought you couldn't anymore?" the blond asked.
"Well, I still have some human organs like my stomach so I can still eat, but I don't need to eat. My body doesn't absorb the nutrition." Sasori explained. The blond nodded again while he scanned the menu.
"The dishes are really pricey danna. Are you sure we are able to eat here?" Deidara asked.
"Yes Dei, I am very capable of giving you a real night out. Especially since I have a job at Delteks that is." Sasori said. Deidara dropped his menu and gaped at his danna.
"Are you serious danna?" the blond asked stunned.
"I surely am Dei. I'm going to be teaching puppetry." Sasori said. Deidara cheered.
"That is amazing Danna. I love you so much." Deidara screamed. Sasori smiled but put his finger to his lips.
"Sssh, Dei. People are trying to eat in peace here." Sasori said but he was still smiling. Just then the waiter returned and took their order. They talked until their food came and than they ate in silence. The waiter came to take their plates away. But Sasori stopped him.
"Could you do me a favor and get me the special desert I ordered before." Sasori asked. The waiter nodded and then walked away. Deidara watched Sasori with suspicious eyes.
"What are you planning danna?" he asked.
"You just have to wait and see." Sasori answered and then took a sip of his drink. Deidara pouted but didn't pry any further. He really wanted to know but he had to wait. 'Danna really hates waiting and let other people wait so why does he let me wait.' Deidara thought as he also took a sip of his drink. They sat in silence until the waiter returned with a great plate. What was on the plate was covered up by a metal bowl. Deidara quickly sat up and watched as the waiter put the plate down in front of him. The waiter put his hand on the handle and then watched Sasori for the mark. Sasori grabbed something inside his jacket pocket and then nodded. The waiter turned to Deidara, who was almost jumping in his seat, and lifted the top. Deidara watched the cake in front of him. It was a nice yellow cake with much decorations, but Deidara's eyes didn't see that, because they were drawn to the text in the middle. After a couple seconds the blond looked up to see Sasori stand up.
"Danna..." was all Deidara could say before Sasori got down on one knee and took the blond's hand.
"Sasori!" the blond gasped, not knowing what to think.
"Deidara, I've loved you since the day I met you and I don't want to live anymore if you are not there to live with me. So Deidara Iwa, will you please marry me?" Sasori asked as he opened the box and held it out to the blond. Deidara didn't believe what he was seeing. His eyes started to tear up and he sobbed.
"Yes." he said in a strangled voice as tears rolled down his cheeks. Sasori quickly put the ring around the blonds finger and hugged him. He then got up and kissed the blond. Everyone in the restaurant was clapping their hands, some even whistled. But that went unnoticed by the two.
"I really wanted to wait for after the firework show but I just couldn't any longer." Sasori whispered. Deidara put his arms around the redhead's neck and pulled him close for another kiss.
"I really don't mind you asking right now. But we can watch the fireworks from our home as well so what do you say to call it a night. I'm having a craving too." Deidara said. Sasori raised his brows.
"What could you possibly be craving, you have just eaten for four." Sasori asked taken aback.
"You." was all Deidara said. Sasori started laughing and then turned to the waiter.
"Can you bring me the check please?" Sasori asked as he sat down in his chair again. The waiter nodded and walked to the counter. He quickly returned with the check.
"Was everything alright?" the waiter asked. Sasori nodded and put the cash in the box.
"It was really delicious. The service was also good. We will be sure to come back soon." Deidara said. Then Sasori got up and took the blond by the hand. They left the restaurant and walked back home. When they walked into their street, Sasori came to a stop quickly. Deidara also stopped walking looking around for any danger. On their driveway their was a police car.
"What is the police doing at our house again?" Deidara asked Sasori. The redhead shrugged and lead the blond to the front door. The two police officers from that afternoon were standing in the doorway.
"Hello again. We are really sorry to bother you again. Our chief wanted us to take you two to the station to give a statement." the younger policeman said. Sasori shook his head.
"We didn't do anything wrong, still you come here to our home to harass us. Who do you think you are?" Sasori said. He gently pushed Deidara forward to get past the police officers but they hold them back.
"We asked nicely but if need be, we will use force." the older man said as he grabbed the blonds hand. He held a firm grip, so tight it hurt the blond. Deidara tried to get his arm free.
"Let go of me, I didn't do anything." the blond said. In his almost panic he forgot to disguise his voice.
"how is that possible?" the younger man asked. Deidara and Sasori both looked at the man.
"What un?" the blond asked, but as soon as the words left his mouth he knew what they meant. "oh." he said before they could answer. The older man let go in disgust. Deidara quickly got to Sasori.
"I think we need to explain this Deidara. I don't think these man know what is going on." Sasori said. He turned to Deidara, quickly kissing his forehead. Then turned back to the police men.
"Alright, listen. I know it seems really weird but we are having a baby. And before you ask, yes we both are guys. Deidara just has a birth defect no one knew about until it was to late." Sasori tried to explain.
"I won't listen to this!" the older man yelled. "In my opinion you are just a couple criminals trying to get away with whatever you did. There is just no way in hell a guy can get pregnant."
Deidara was startled by the loud voice and he started to whimper and hide to Sasori's chest.
"Danna, I'm scared. That man...yelled at me." the blond said, between sobs. Sasori pulled Deidara tighter against his chest, stroking the blonds hair.
"You have already searched my house. So you already know we didn't do anything wrong. You caused my Dei enough stress. Now leave before I make you." Sasori said in a threatening voice.
"You don't have the right to speak to us like that. We arrest you for insulting a public official." the younger officer said. Then he walked over to them and put his hand on the blonds shoulder.
"I also don't believe any shit about him being pregnant." he said. Deidara grabbed hold of his danna's shirt as he tried to pull his shoulder free. Suddenly the policeman let go but grabbed his waist. Then after he yanks a couple times Deidara needed to let go off Sasori to grab the arms around his waist as he cried out in pain.
"Don't please, you'll only hurt my baby, please." Deidara pleaded as he tried to pry the arms loose. Sasori wanted to help Deidara but the older police officer pulled his gun and pointed it at his heart.
"I wouldn't try anything if I were you." he said as he walked back to their car. Deidara struggled with all his might but it didn't work. It only hurt him more.
"Danna! Please don't let them take me!" the blond cried, still trying to break free. Sasori started to panic slightly he couldn't use his stomach cable. Then he saw a woman with blue hair coming their way.
"Don't worry Dei. Everything is fine, they can't take you." Sasori said.
"What the hell is going on here?" Konan yelled as she saw Deidara struggle. The officers turned to her.
"None off your business. Get lost." the younger man shouted. Konan clenched her hands into fists, then she breathed deeply to calm herself.
"I would advice to just leave Dei alone and never to bother him again. If you don't right now, I have to make you leave and that means I have to use force." Konan growled. When the officers just started laughing she snapped. She lunged forward and hit the first officer in the face. He was thrown back a couple meters. Then she turned to the younger one.
"Let Deidara go this instant." She said. The police officer shook his head still holding Deidara and to empathize his point he gave another yank towards the car. Deidara cried out again. He was beginning to feel faint. Konan quickly dashed forward and stopped in front off the officer. She grabbed his hands and pulled them away from Deidara. The blond fell to his knees crying and holding his stomach. Sasori ran over to the blond holding him close. Konan turned the arms off the officer on his back and pushed him against the car.
"Let me make one thing clear, you didn't see me. And as for Sasori and Deidara you wont bother them again. If you do I'll come back and hunt you till you are death. Do I make myself clear?" Konan hissed. The man nodded, then after Konan released him, he grabbed his partner and disappeared in their car. Konan walked over to the other Akatsuki members. Deidara sat on his knees but was bend over resting his head on the ground before his knees, whimpering at the pain. Since Deidara never was any good with pain the yanks really hurt him. Sasori placed his hands on the blonds shoulder to comfort him but when he did the blond cried out.
"I'm sorry Dei. I don't mean to hurt you I just want to help." the redhead said.
"It's okay danna...just give me...a second." Deidara answered in between heavy breaths. Sasori waited until the blond was ready to get up. Just then Konan knelled down besides them.
"Deidara, tell me were it hurts the most. Are you injured badly?" she asked sternly.
"No I'm not injured. My stomach just hurts a lot and my back too." the blond said through gritted teeth. Konan nodded.
"Alright. Deidara we are going to help you up but it will hurt a lot. Since your muscles are cramping we need to go and stretch them." she warned, then she nodded at Sasori, who knew what she meant and took Deidara's arms.
"Well can't be much worse thaaaaah..." the blond cut himself off with a scream, when he was forced to stand up. He tried to henge over but Konan grabbed both his arms and pulled them towards her. At the same time she placed her knee in the blonds back. Deidara cried out in pain again, tears stinging in his eyes. She held him in that position for a while and to the blonds relieve the pain started to fade. Sasori watched with amazed eyes at what the woman did. He wanted to scream at her for causing the blond more pain but stopped when he saw the blond relax. Deidara let out a sigh off relieve, that's when Konan let him go. Now that the restrained was gone the blond stumbled forward. Sasori caught him, immediately hugging him.
"Thank you." the redhead mouthed over the blonds head. Then returned to holding the blond. They all turned to the door and walked inside. Deidara walked straight to the couch and sat down, pulling Sasori beside him. Konan took a seat opposite off the two artists.
"So... wanna tell me what that was all about?" the blue haired woman asked. Deidara and Sasori both looked at each other than back at the woman. They shrugged there shoulders while holding there hands up saying they didn't know. Konan sighed, but than smiled.
"Guys I know everything. Pain told me." Konan said. The blond's face went blank but Sasori kept his cool.
"Yes that's true. Well let me explain than. The other ninjas in town don't want us around, they don't know we are from Akatsuki but they have seen Deidara play with his art so now they know he has some sort of gekkai kenkai. They probably thought they could get rid of us by throwing us in jail." Sasori explained. Deidara nodded but didn't say anything.
"Okay, that seems logic but why do I get the feeling you two are hiding something?" Konan asked. Deidara panicked and started to ramble on about some random stuff till Sasori put his hand over the blond's mouth.
"Let me just say we can't talk about it." Sasori answered. Konan shook her head then sighed again.
"I can't believe you don't trust me. Even when Pain already told me everything about your mission you really won't tell me anything?" she asked.
"Well danna already told you, un." Deidara said pulling Sasori's hand away from his mouth. Suddenly the blue haired woman's eyes grew wide.
"Dei, since when are you wearing a ring?" she asked. Deidara watched his hand and started laughing.
"Oh this thing. That is a really old ring nothing special. I wear it all the time, un. You never noticed?" Deidara asked nervous. Konan shook her head and took his hand. She studied the ring for a while.
"This is not just a ring Deidara, this is a engagement ring. Who gave it to you?" she asked.
"I don't know." the blond answered not sure what he could say.
"You don't know? Then that means you got it from someone you don't want to mention to me." Konan concluded. The blond shook his head.
"No that's not it."
"Well who is it. Was it Itachi? Oh don't tell me it was Hidan." the blue haired woman asked.
"No way, I wouldn't let Dei be with a weasel or even an immortal like myself." Sasori said angrily.
"Ooh so it was you Sasori. Does this mean you two are engaged?" she asked. Deidara was still shaking his head but Sasori placed his hand on the blond's shoulder.
"It's okay Dei, she can know. It's not like they won't find out." Sasori said. The blond's mouth fell open. 'How can he say that, after all the trouble he went through to get me someplace safe.' the blond thought as he tried to process what just happened.
"Yes, I asked Deidara if he would marry me and he said yes." Sasori said before the blond could protest. Konan squealed like a little girl and smiled.
"This is perfect, I can fix your hair and go shopping for a dress Deidara." Konan said. The blond got out off his daze when his name was mentioned.
"Huh oh yes off course." the blond answered quickly.
"When would you like to get married. Did you two pick a date already?" she asked. Deidara didn't know when he wanted. He had just said yes, they hadn't thought about anything yet.
"I would like to get married as quick as possible. But I really don't know what Deidara wants. We just came home and it was only tonight when I asked him." Sasori replied. The blue haired woman nodded.
"Oh off course well if that is the case maybe you could marry after Hidan's birthday party. I know it's rather early but like you said the sooner the better. What do you say Deidara?" she asked. The blond nodded still lost in his own thoughts. He unconsciously put his hand on his stomach.
"Deidara...Deidara...DEIDARA!" the blond jumped when Konan yelled his name. He looked at her a little startled.
"I'm sorry Konan, it is just so much to process. I think you lost me around picking the date." Deidara answered. Konan nodded and sat down beside the blond.
"What is wrong Deidara. You don't look well. Are you sick again?" Konan asked. The blond shook his head.
"No, I'm fine, just a little nauseous nothing big." the blond answered. Then he looked at Sasori and smiled to reassure his love.
"Oh okay if you say so." Konan answered, she was still a little worried but what could there be wrong with the blond.
"Why are you here actually?" the blond asked suddenly. Konan was a little taken aback but she recovered soon.
"Well since Hidan's party is in a couple off days and I wanted to know if you two were coming over. I thought why not go ask them." she answered.
"Are you sure you wanted to ask us personally or are you just lonely now Deidara isn't around the base." Sasori asked. Konan looked away and watched her hands not able to answer.
"Danna, don't be mean to her. Off course it's lonely. Now she doesn't have someone to gossip with." Deidara said. Konan shook her head and sighed.
"Thank you Deidara, but I'm fine. I really just wanted to make sure you two were coming to the party since Deidara promised to help me decorate." Konan answered. Deidara nodded and Sasori just sighed.
"Alright Konan, a promise is a promise and danna and I already talked about it. He said it wasn't a problem to get there a little early so I could help you out." Deidara said as he cuddled up against Sasori. Konan squealed again at the cute sight before her. She jumped up and hugged her friends.
"Well it was good to see you again, but now I have to get going before Pain notices that I'm gone." She said as she got up. She walked over to the front door. The artist following her.
"You mean, he doesn't know you went to visit us?" Deidara asked. Konan smiled and shook her head.
"Well you're lucky he loves you or else you would be death by now. Oh and Konan you have to promise not to tell anyone. Not even Pain. I would like it to be a surprise." Deidara said grinning. They stopped at the front door and watched as Konan walked away over their driveway. She quickly looked back.
"Alright Deidara. I promise not to tell anyone but if you don't announce your engagement at Hidan's party I will tell everybody. Well see you in a couple days Deidara. Don't be late!" she yelled, then she jumped into the trees and was gone.
