Chapter 16:
When they came back in the living room Konan was just handing out glasses of champagne. She went around the room and ended with them.
"Here you go Deidara, Sasori. Since there are so many people getting married I thought it was time for a little speech." Konan said as she handed them their glasses. Deidara watched Konan as she walked back to Pain and then asked for all their attention.
"Alright everyone. I know you don't like long speeches so I will keep it short. I want to congratulate everyone who did find that special person and are going to get married. I really wanted to be one of you right know, oh well. Here's to all the engaged." Konan said then she lifted her glass. Everybody held up their glasses and then quickly gulped the content down. Deidara only lifted his glass but didn't drank from it. He didn't want to endanger the health off their baby.
"He blondy, why don't you drink yours?" Hidan asked suddenly. All the other members quickly looked over at him. The blond started to panic but then Sasori grabbed his hand.
"Deidara is still not feeling well so I don't think it is such a good idea to let him drink alcohol." Sasori reasoned and then quickly grabbed the blonds glass and gulped it down.
"So now he won't be able to get even sicker." Sasori contemplated. Itachi and Kisame suddenly started to make out, meaning they really had too much to drink, but it broke the tension in the room. At that point nobody paid any attention to the artist any more. Deidara looked at his danna and thanked him. The party went on till after midnight when everybody except Deidara and Sasori were passed out either from drinking or just tired. The artist decided it was the right time to get back to Suna. They didn't bother to tell anyone since they knew the artist had to go back to Suna because off their mission. Deidara quickly walked over to the car.
"Hurry up danna, I'm tired from standing almost all evening." Deidara complained as he waited by the car. Sasori shook his head.
"You know Dei, it's really not safe to let me drive. I drank too much to drive safely. Can you drive us home?" Sasori asked. Deidara was a little startled at what his danna said. How was he able to drive them back if he never ever drove a car before.
"Danna, you know I can't drive. Why would you tell me to get us home if I don't even know how to drive." Deidara asked a little mad. Sasori chuckled and then walked over to the driver's side of the car.
"I'm sorry Dei. We have to sleep in the car if we want to be safe because I really don't think I can drive like this." Sasori said opening the car. Deidara huffed and got in the car.
"If my back is killing me tomorrow I'll blame you!" Deidara said, then he pushed the chair all the way flat and tried to get comfortable.
"Don't worry Dei, you know the car isn't the worst to sleep in. we did it before." Sasori said as he also got into the car. He only tilted his chair back a little to get comfortable, since he was a puppet he didn't need the luxury off a soft ground to sleep on. Deidara didn't answer to him, he was too angry to say anything anymore. He just closed his eyes and tried to go to sleep. Sasori also tried to sleep but he couldn't. instead he listened to the soft breathing of his blond beside him. It was quiet outside since they didn't exactly have to base in the middle of town but deep in the forest. After a couple hours of just sitting there and not doing anything the redhead started to get bored. He watched the digital clock in the car and noticed it was almost 4 o'clock in the morning. What means he was able to legally drive again. Sasori started up the car and after putting his chair back in the original position he drove off.
When Deidara awoke he didn't know where he was. The last thing he remembered was sleeping in the car but now he was lying in a bed. The blond blinked his eyes to get the sleep away and then looked around. He was back in their bedroom in Suna. The sunlight was shining in the bedroom through the gap in the curtains, which told the blond it had to be noon. Deidara looked beside him but didn't see his danna. He quickly got out of bed and went to the kitchen. As he walked through the hallway he heard voices coming from the front door. Deidara carefully made his way over there wondering who could be at the door.
"Don't you guys never give up? You have searched my house, harassed Deidara and still you think you can come back here and trouble us some more?" Deidara heard Sasori say.
"Well, we really didn't want to come back here but it was either this or get fired. I have a family back home who count on me so I can't get fired. We just want to ask the address for the cousin you spoke of. That is all." The voice said. Deidara heard Sasori sigh and then turn around. The blond walked into the entry hall towards his danna.
"He danna, what is going on, who's at the door?" Deidara asked as he got closer. He pretended not to know. Sasori looked up from what he was writhing.
"It's the police again. They want the address to my cousins house." Sasori said as he held out his hand to the blond. Deidara grabbed it and walked closer to his danna and then kissed him.
"Ahum. We're sorry to interrupt but we are kind of in a hurry." The older policeman said. Deidara stepped a little away from Sasori so he could tear the paper from the pad and hand it over to the police. Sasori walked over to the door still holding onto the blond and pulling him closer to his body.
"Here you go and now I don't want to see you two ever again. We like our peace and quiet. Have a nice day." Sasori said and then closed the door. Deidara watched as Sasori sighed and than grumbled something incoherent. They turned to the kitchen but just as they wanted to go the doorbell rung again. Sasori let go off Deidara and opened the door.
"What the hell do you want now?" the redhead yelled before he noticed who was at the door.
"Hey Sasori-sempai. You don't have to yell because Tobi is a good boy. We just came over to bring you this." Tobi said happily as he handed the redhead a white envelop.
"What is it?" the blond asked as he looked over the redheads shoulder.
"Deidara-sempai are you feeling better? Is Sasori-sempai being nice to you?" the masked nin asked. Deidara just nodded.
"Madara, what the hell is this?" Sasori asked. Tobi looked back at Sasori and than fidgeted.
"It's the invitation for our wedding. Zetsu-san and I would like you to come. We don't have any family left and even if we did, we couldn't invite them. So we invited all of Akatsuki. Would you please come to?" Tobi asked looking like a six year old who invited you for his birthday party.
"I don't know if we can make it. When is it anyway?" Sasori asked. Deidara grabbed the card and read it over.
"danna, I think you are right. We won't be able to be there since the mission isn't finished then." Deidara said before Tobi had any chance of saying anything.
"But that is just it. I already asked leader-sama and he told Tobi it's alright for you to get a day of. And since it is in two weeks you have plenty of time to go shopping." Tobi explained. Sasori nodded but Deidara just looked confused.
"Why would we need to go shopping?" the blond asked.
"You'll see in the card. Alright see you at my wedding Sasori-sempai, Deidara-sempai. Bye bye." Tobi said and then he was gone. The blond didn't understand but wasn't about to ask his danna. He didn't want Sasori to think he was too stupid to even read an invitation. Sasori just closed the door again and quickly walked to the kitchen. He was in need of coffee. Deidara followed the redhead and sat down at the table, still looking at the card but not able to see why he had to go shopping. Deidara soon grew tired of it and put the card down. Deidara watched as Sasori poured himself a cup of coffee and sat down beside the blond.
"So did you sleep well Dei?" Sasori asked his blond lover. Deidara nodded and then looked over at the redhead's coffee. He really wanted some but knew he wouldn't get it.
"Deidara no. Coffee is bad for the baby. I know you like coffee but you have to go without it for a little while." Sasori said. Deidara pouted and tried to look cute, but failed. Sasori got up and went to get something. When he came back he brought a glass of milk and some bread.
"Here you go Dei, eat up. You need to keep a healthy diet." Sasori said as he put the food in front of the blond. Deidara sighed but then started to eat.
