Interlude 1: Voyager's Temporal Episode

Redstar came up to Enterprise while she was talking with Voyager. He had been doing some digging into Earths past and discovered something in an old news broadcast. He sent her the file in question which contained a video. It was unusual. The darn thing had temporal disturbance all over it. Voyager chuckled nervously. "Ah yeah that did happen." "Do I want to know?" She asked. Redstar growled. "How could you be so careless Voyager. Do you have any idea what damage you caused." "No. I do not want to know but I have to anyways. Always Voyager talk!" She ordered. He sighed and gave her a full report on what had happened.

"I've seen some pretty big temporal messes before but what the fuck Voyager!" She cried once he'd finished. "It isn't entirely my fault. I was defending myself, what was I supposed to do? Let Braxton and Aion rip me apart molecule by molecule?" He growled. "That wasn't a pleasant experience." "And if it wasn't that idiotic human finding Aion. None of it would have happened." "Just don't make a habit of it alright. I cause enough temporal troubles for everyone as it is." "One temporal issue and I am getting my bow bitten off. While you do it almost every day. And don't forget, if it wasn't for Janeway coming from the future just before I got back here. I would still be in the delta quadrant. But you aren't mentioning that. Do you think it was my choice to end up in 1996?" Enterprise rolled her eyes. "You think I don't get my bow chewed on for what shit I get into?"

Both Voyager and Redstar paused at the swear. Most of those words had not been used since before United Earth became a reality. "Erm. What does that word mean?" Enterprise rolled her eyes. "Look it up in your databanks." "Why? What importance does it have." "It's an old earth cussword from centuries ago." "Doesn't sound all that needed then." Redstar replied. "I know it because I remember using those words all the time and besides, they're fun to use!" "How is talking about excrement fun?" Voyager sighed, watching her. "Fuck you." Enterprise sneered. "Well at least she's honest about her intentions." Galaxy smirked. "Oh cut us some slack sister. We don't know much about old Earth culture and honestly. Doesn't sound like it will hurt us not to learn." "It's amusing to, for certain." "And I traded the Delta Quadrant for this." Voyager thought with a sigh.