AN: ok kind of a filler chapter. Except for the mike part. That was just so fun to write.

Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Ok there is your disclaimer.

My head was pounding. I heard yelling pretty far away. Squinting my eyes open, I saw Alice pouncing on Mike, knocking his head into the hard linoleum floor over and over again. Realization hit me, I was in the nurses office. I opened my eyes fully and tried to sit up. I felt a Hand on my shoulder, looking over it was Rose. She was grinning and put one finger to her lips, it was obvious what she wanted

stay quiet and we get to watch mike get beat up by a girl.

I nodded my head and laid back down, watching the scene before us. Alice was on her feet, repeatedly kicking mike, while saying a string of profanities. It was hilarious, Mikes nose had started to bleed from his head getting pushed into the floor so much. Rose and I stifled a giggle, I had never heard half of the Swear words coming from Alice's mouth.

"MS. BRANDON!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!"

Alice looked over her shoulder to see the school nurse coming out of her office. She smirked sheepishly, we couldn't take it anymore. Rose and I burst out laughing.

"A-Alice t-that was t-the f-funniest thing e-ever." Rose stammered out. She was rolling on the floor holding her sides, gasping for air. Every one turned to us, Alice's smirk had grown when she realized some one had seen her assault on mike. The nurse rushed over to me, seeing I was awake.

"Ms. Swan, how are you feeling? The volleyball hit your head pretty hard. your breast will just hurt for a bit." I blushed hearing her say that so calmly. Alice had her hand over her mouth, trying to keep from laughing.

"you just need to take it easy for a couple days." she muttered as she ushered mike out of the room. You could tell what she meant, I blushed harder

"Ms. Hale, would you make sure she takes it easy...on second thought. Ms. Brandon could you make sure she takes it easy?" Rose laughed, Alice nodded her head. Rose's..."like of boys" was known even by the faculty.

"thank you dear. Ms. Swan you are free to go." She headed back into her office. Rose helped me up from the bed, then to the door. Alice took my other arm letting Rose go fill out a pass for me.

"ok Bella all set, oh and by the way, Mike and Tyler have detention for the next two weeks." Rose winked when she said that, she must have helped pick out how much detention they had gotten.

"You only have about ten minutes of class left. Mrs. Aston said you should go anyway though." she said class, that must mean I had been out through gym. I nodded, Alice yanked the pass from Roses hand, and pushed me out the door.

"ok Bella Mike is in our last class, act it up." I laughed, leave it up to Alice to plan revenge on mike after she had beaten him up. We were right in front of the classroom. She put on a somber face pushed open the door and yanked me through it. I winced, she had tugged the arm that was closest to my hurt breast. She handed the teacher our pass, then walked us over to our seats. I sat down slowly. Alice was looking at me with pity. I noticed mike sliding lower and lower in his chair.

"thank you for joining us girls. Back to the lesson as we only have a few more minutes." The teacher turned around, and started writing on the board. There was a slight tapping on my shoulder, turning around slowly I found a pair of green eyes looking into mine. (AN: wanted to stop here. In honor of the holidays that and I don't want to be scrooge-like keep the chapter going!)

"are you alright Bella? I heard about the…incident." when he whispered incident his eyes went down to my breasts and back up. I made sure the teacher wasn't looking, then playfully slapped him on the arm with my good arm. He smirked, oh he was good, He had gotten me to flirt with one glance. Before the conversation could continue, the bell rang. He frowned, It was now my turn to smirk.

"well bye, bye Edward." I waved as I grabbed my stuff and headed out the door. I heard him mutter something that sounded strangely like

"stupid, stupid, stupid."

I giggled then walked to my locker. Alice was whispering to Rose making hand gestures , it looked like there was some form of shopping involved as Alice had started walked in a circle carrying pretend bags.

"uh…Alice what are you doing?" I laughed. Alice looked at me surprised, her foot was in the air, she had been about to take her next step. Rose turned around and smacked her head against her locker door.

"let me guess Alice. You want to take me shopping to make me feel better?" I laughed at her. She was jumping up and down nodding her head, a couple people stared at her as they passed.

"see Rose I told you she would come!" Alice was already yanking me out of the school doors when she hollered that over her shoulder. Alice pushed me into the passenger side of Rose's BMW-my father had gotten it for her-and she jumped in the back. When I say jumped, I mean it literally. The car was shaking because Alice was Jumping up and down on her knees. Rose slid in next to me laughing her head off.

"Oh my god you guys! Every one thought that some one was having sex in the back seat of the car!" Rose was still laughing really hard. Alice and I burst into giggles, we both knew she had done that exact thing more than once.

"well they do have a reason Rose." Alice muttered from the backseat. Rose turned around and slapped Alice's leg, she was grinning though.

"Rose lets get going before Alice wets herself from excitement." I laughed. Rose giggled and nodded, pulling out of the parking lot.

"HEY! Just because I like to shop-" Rose cut her off before she could finish.

"LIKE TO SHOP? Alice last time your mom grounded you from shopping you attacked her for the phone just so you could order some electric ice cream scoop. That isn't like, Alice. That is obsession." Rose and I were laughing hysterically by the time Rose finished her rant.

"oh my god Alice I had completely forgotten about the ice cream scoop incident!" the funniest part was she wasn't even allowed to eat ice cream at the time. Her doctor had thought she was allergic.

"hey no fair you guys! She had grounded me for a month from shopping!" I shook my head still laughing.

"Alice you may have been grounded for a month but you attacked her on the third day of your punishment!" Alice crossed her arms and started to pout.

"you can cheer up now Alice we are here." Alice started jumping up and down again when Rose said that. I opened my door and awaited the doom that was the mall.

AN: ok I snuck on the computer when my mom was doing laundry. you can thank me later. by the way next chapter you will be unleashed on the full power that is Alice...and maybe a bit of Edward -Smirks-. oh yes and Bella is back in her actual clothes when she wakes up. she was out long enough for Rose to change her. Rose also wrapped her up when she was changing her. (lol she wasnt hanging her slight typo.) one more thing, yes i know you actually cant really knock some one out by hitting there breast but oh well. It works better for the story.(January 27th...ok just ignore most of that. i have changed it, it was her head that she got knocked out by. Rose never changed her yada yada.)

PS:ok i am wondering wether to put Edwards view of the next chapter up as well. I actually have it written out (almost) and it wouldnt be instead of Bella's POV. Review your answer!