Disclamer: I dont any Twilight bla bla bla and all that crap

AN: ROFLMAO I love the title of this chapter.

"Come on guys!" Alice was pulling me and Rose through the mall doors. She rushed us into the nearest store.

"Alice dear how are you!?" yelled a guy behind the counter.

"Philip! I am so sorry I haven't been here for a while." she rushed up to him, and they kissed each others cheeks.

"I just got the new winter line! They also sent you the package you requested. Its in the back." Alice thanked him then rushed back to us.

"come on you guys." she pulled us by our hands to the back of the store. Alice slipped on an ID, I glanced at it. It read 'Alice Brandon' then below that 'honorary employ to every store' it also had her picture on it. I had actually taken it, it was her with a bag from every store behind her, she was also jumping up and down excitedly. I smirked lightly, Alice pulled me and Rose into the back room. There were brown boxes every where. Alice pulled us farther into the back and stopped when we got to a little door that read 'Alice's storeroom'. Rose and I exchanged glances. We had gone shopping with Alice before but she hadn't been like this. Alice noticed our glance.

"I had been holding back." she muttered sheepishly. We all laughed, and Alice shoved us through the door. Rose leaned against me for support, there were boxes stacked to the ceiling. A huge box in the center had a note on it that read 'Alice, here is the stuff you requested. Hope you enjoy it! Sincerely, Nick'

"Alice who is Nick?" Rose asked. Alice rolled her eyes.

"Rose, Nick is the manager of the store in Paris. I happen to be good friends with his girlfriend Chloe." Rose and I nodded, we were very scared.

"ok Alice, what is in the box?" I asked cautiously. Alice's eyes grew wide with…was that fear?

"well Bella…ok don't freak out guys but…iwanttoturnmyroomatyourplaceintoaminimall."

(it reads 'I want to turn my room at your place into a mini mall') huh? Rose however was excellent in talking extremely fast as almost every one who was a cheerleader talked that way.

"YOU WHAT!" she screamed.

"why? What did she say Rose?" Rose was fuming mad.

"Alice wants to turn her room at our house into her own personal Mall." Rose said through a clenched jaw.

"YOU WHAT!" I screamed. Alice was grinning, but her eyes were extremely cautious. When she realized we were still mad she switched to her favorite puppy dog pout.

"pwease guys? Pwetty pwetty pwease?" she said, still using her puppy dog pout. My anger faltered for a moment, Damn she was good at that.

"Fine…Rose it is up to you." I muttered while grinding my teeth. Rose's face faltered as well.

She sighed "ok Alice fine. You can change your room into a mall."

Alice started jumping up and down again.

"Thank you so much guys!" she squealed while hugging us both.

"you do know that it isn't my personal mall. It is our personal mall." Rose and I brightened at that.

"ok so what is in the box?" Rose was starting to get really curious. Alice hopped back over to the box and pried it open. She pulled out a vanity mirror, a couple racks to hold clothing, and…oh my god she even had a cash register.

"Alice what do you need a cash register for!" I whispered. Alice looked up from the box.

"you need to pay for the clothes! You cant just walk out with unpaid for clothing!" She was going completely over board.

"ok guys go up front and see if Philip has the lift for the stuff." lift…she has a lift. I walked back to the front of the store, and up to Philip.

"Philip, Alice is wondering whether you have the lift for her stuff or not." Philip looked up from the magazine he had been reading.

"Oh yes, I have it parked out in front of the store." he looked back at his magazine. Wait a second…DID HE JUST SAY PARKED! I ran outside and stopped dead in my tracks. Outside the store stood the biggest Dolly I had ever seen (look it up if you don't know what dolly means. I don't mean doll.) It looked big enough to fit three fridges on it. I ran back inside, and back to Alice's storeroom.

"ALICE THAT THING IS BIG ENOUGH FOR LIKE TWENTY COMPUTERS!" I yelled at her.

She rolled her eyes "just help me carry the stuff out to it." She grabbed the racks and headed out the door. Rose shrugged at me before grabbing the cash register. I grabbed the mirror and followed her out. Alice was already next to the Dolly, waving us over. Rose and I set our stuff on it then started to follow Alice as she skipped forward.

"Alice where are we going now?" Rose grumbled at her. Alice hopped on the dolly and rushed over to us.

"ok guys head over to Victoria Secret." Rose looked at me and shrugged again before heading off in the direction of Victoria Secret. We stopped just outside and Alice headed inside.

"what do you think she is getting now?" I muttered. We were getting a lot of stares from people.

"With Alice you never know." Rose muttered back. Alice came back out with a couple store people behind her each carrying…oh my freaking god. They were carrying mannequins. Every one set them down on the dolly then went back inside, then came back out carrying more of them. When they were done carrying them out there were thirteen mannequins in all. I was staring dumbstruck at Alice while Rose was at my feet hitting her head repeatedly into her hands.

"mannequins. You got mannequins?" I asked hoarsely. Alice nodded, still grinning.

"come on guys we aren't done yet!" she yelled at us. Rose stood up and we started pushing the dolly after Alice again. She stopped us in front of…a salon?

"Alice what are we doing here?" I asked her. I was getting scared again.

"come on Bella, lets get the stuff from here. Rose you stay and guard our haul." I followed Alice inside.

"Anthony! Do you have the stuff I ordered!?" Alice rushed over to a blond guy.

"Alice, Baby, do I ever not have what you ask for?" Alice laughed.

"ok where is it!" she had started to hop up and down again.

"they are in the back babe." he gestured to a door behind the counter.

"Thanks Antonio." Alice scoffed. Anthony smirked then turned back to his customer. Alice grabbed my hand and yanked me into the back room, She pulled me over to a corner with a sign with her name on it in front of it.

"Alice what the hell is in these boxes." I hissed at her. Alice smiled sheepishly

"ummm….well the room at your house is quite large…there is enough room for a small salon." My mouth dropped open. Alice had gone insane with shopping.

"just help me get the boxes out." she laughed. I shook my head momentarily, then started to push one of the large boxes to the front of the store. I got it outside the store, damn it was heavy.

"fucking box, why is it so fucking heavy." I muttered under my breath.

"HOLY SHIT!" I heard Rose exclaim.

"I don't want to fucking hear it Rose. Just help me get this damn box onto that damn Dolly." I yelled at her. She looked at me shocked, then rushed over to me.

"some one must either be lifting or pushing something heavy, or had an extremely bad day." she laughed at me.

I growled "both now help me get this fucking thing up there!" Rose laughed again, then helped me lift the box onto the dolly. Alice was caring a couple smaller boxes that stacked over her head.

"ok can we go yet?" Rose asked. I snorted

"Rose there are about six more fucking boxes where this one came from." Roses mouth dropped open and she slowly turned to Alice, who by this time was backing away from us step by step.

"Rose…at least let me set down the boxes before you kill me." Alice squeaked.

"Fine Alice." Rose muttered. Alice stumbled over to the dolly and set down the boxes. Rose took one look at Alice then jumped at her, knocking her to the ground.

"HOW MANY FREAKING THINGS DO YOU NEED ALICE!" Rose screamed at her. Alice looked positively terrified.

"Any one have any pop corn?" I muttered sarcastically before tearing Rose off of Alice.

"ok guys lets just get the boxes." I said before walking back into the salon for the rest of the them.

Turns out Alice had gotten thirteen boxes in all. By the time we had loaded all of them on the dolly Rose was swearing just as bad as me.

"Ok guys take these back to the car!" Alice yelled from on top of a couple boxes. Rose and I looked at each other once before pushing the dolly forward.

"why the hell does this fucking thing have to be so damn heavy!?" I shot at Alice. In response she stuck her tongue out at me.

"YOU KNOW WHAT ALICE! WHY DON'T YOU PUSH THIS GOD DAMN THING THEN HUH!" I screamed at her. She looked shocked at my outburst. I walked around the dolly and sat down in a huff. I laid down and closed my eyes. All the lifting and pushing had made my breast start to sting a little more than earlier, and my head ache was back.

"Maybe we can be of service." I felt warm breath caress my face. Opening one eye, I looked up at Edward, who was leaned directly over me.

"heard my outburst?" I muttered. Edward nodded smiling, and outstretched a hand. I grabbed it, and he helped me off the dolly.

"Thanks Edward." I said as I walked back towards Rose.

"Rose, Edward and I think his brother and cousin are going to help us with the stuff." I told her, She all of a sudden brightened up.

"so Emmett's here?" She asked, looking around. I laughed.

"I don't know but I would expect so." We walked back to the side of the dolly, Jasper was helping Alice off of the boxes. He picked her up by the waist and set her down next to him. She giggled and walked back over to us.

"oh god Alice you so like Jasper." I whispered to her. She just nodded, not even denying it, she must really like him.

"what about you and Edward hmm? I saw you guys flirting last period you know!" I felt my cheeks grow warm. Alice smirked and Rose patted my back.

"oh shut up Alice." I muttered walking back over to the boys.

"so what is in the boxes?" Emmett asked while picking up one of the mannequins hesitantly. I laughed, then sat down on one of the boxes, crossing my legs and leaning back on my hands. I noticed Edward was looking at me…hungrily? Jasper leaned over and hit Edward upside the head. I laughed again, then started.

"well Alice has a little 'Shopping Problem'" I made quotation marks with my fingers around shopping problem. "and this time she decided to turn her room at my house into our own personal mini mall. So when her mom grounds her from shopping, she doesn't make a repeat of last time." I laughed. Edward cocked his head to the side slightly.

"what happened last time?" he asked. I burst out laughing, Alice caught their faces and the way I exploded as a sign I was talking about her.

"YOU REALLY DO NOT NEED TO HEAR WHAT EVER SHE IS ABOUT TO SAY!" she screamed at us. I snorted and launched myself into the story.

"well Alice had been talking back to her mom. So her mom grounded her for a month from shopping." I paused and looked over at Alice and Rose. Alice was struggling to get out of Rose's grip so she could stop me from telling them, while Rose was nodding and smiling, encouraging me to continue.

"Alice isn't herself is she doesn't shop, well she turns into a better bitch than Rose can pull off, which is not a good thing as Rose can be the best bitch ever." I conceded. Alice's struggles had gotten more pronounced as she was trying to pull Rose's hair.

"as I was saying, Alice wasn't allowed to shop for a month. On the third day of her punishment, Alice was as bitchy as ever and her and her mom were watching QVC." Rose was now flattening Alice to the ground, a couple strands of her hair in Alice's tiny hand. A couple people had stopped to watch them.

"All of a sudden an electric ice ream scoop comes on for sale and Alice cant take it anymore. Alice springs from the couch and runs for the phone. Her mom grabbes the phone first though and holds it over her head. Alice then lunges at her mom, bringing them all down to the floor, and eventually gets the phone from her mothers grip. She calls QVC only for them to tell her…the ice cream scoop was sold out!" I finished laughing my head off, Edward and Emmett were leaning against each other laughing hysterically. Jasper was trying not to laugh, and occasionally a small giggle would escape his lips. My laughing fit was interrupted when my phone went off.

What if I act like that

That guy will call me back

Want a paparazzi girl?

I don't wanna be a stupid girl

What if I act like that

Flippin my blonde hair back

Push up my bra like that

I don't wanna be a stupid girl

I finally found my phone and answered it.

"Hello?" I asked breathlessly.

"hey baby, you been thinking about me again?"

Ugh. It was Tim.

"Tim how did you get my number? I changed m- I mean I lost my old phone and had to get a new number."

"Well I happened to run into Alice yesterday and she gave it to me. Hey you want to come over? I got some new boxers I thought you might want to test out." his voice was full of lust. I could tell by now my face was covered in disgust.

"Tim we broke up. No I do not want to test out your new boxers." I muttered. Emmett, Edward, and Jasper must have been able to hear me as they all burst into hysterical laughter. Well every one except Edward. His face was covered in Disgust as was mine. I glared at Alice, she would so pay for giving him my number.

"technically, you would only be pulling them down. That and sucking on my cock but yeah." My eyes widened in shock.

"ok Tim let me get this through our thick skull!" I said while standing up in anger.

"I have no intention to touch you orally again! EVER! I also have no intention to have any form of sex with you ever again! WE BROKE UP!"

I started to count off of my fingers "one I will never have Oral sex with you again. Two, I will not have any form of sex with you so don't ask! No kissing, no French kissing, no licking, no hugging, no groping, no biting, no touching OF ANY FORM! That list also includes talking dirty to me and Anything along those lines on a computer. NOW DO YOU FRICKING UNDERSTAND!" I yelled into the phone. I heard silence from the other end.

"Tim?" I whispered.

"Are you sniffing Glue?"

I burst out laughing

"of course I am not ON DRUGS YOU ASSHOLE! JUST BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANY FORM OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU DOESN'T MEAN I AM SNIFFING GLUE!" I hissed loudly into the phone. Emmett and Jasper had fallen onto the ground they were laughing so hard. Edward had moved so he was sitting on the dolly behind me.

"Crack? Ecstasy? Marijuana? Come on you have to be on something for you to not want to have sex with me!" I sighed and sat down next to Edward. He started rubbing my back soothingly.

"I am not going to have this conversation anymore Tim." and with that I hung up my phone.

AN: Rofl the name tim was inspired by some one who wont stop asking for my number. I mean i had to go into the bathroom just to get rid of him! The nerve of some guys. I mean maybe if he wasnt like six foot three inches, and he didnt have a reputation for drugs and being in a gang. All true too, he confesed it to the whole classroom during history. He even showed every one the scar on his stomach from being stabbed...then went into detail about how he just quit drugs. kind of scary. OK now onto actual Story stuff. DO YOU WANT ME TO ADD THIS CHAPTER IN EDWARDS POV? I have started it but I wont put it up unless i actually get people saying they want it up...or maybe i could just put it as a oneshot seperately. oh well, just remember to tell me in a review.