AN: I'M BAAAAACK!!!! I got her a key board for her birthday...funny part is, it wouldnt work on hers so i got the new key board roflmao. well here is Edward's point of view of the mall. Oh yeah, I'm starting a new story. i'm still working on this one so dont worry!

DISCLAIMER: ME NOT STEPHANIE! ME NOT OWN TWILIGHT!

"GUYS COME ON!" Emmett yelled from his jeep. I sighed, of course he would want to 'check out the candy supply' this town offered, as he called it. Jasper and I hopped in the back while Emmett almost flew out of the school parking lot.

"could Emmett drive any faster." I muttered under my breath. Jasper caught what I had said and laughed.

"yes I probably could Eddie! Would you like to see it!" Emmett yelled back at us. I groaned and dropped my head into my hands.

"no thanks Emmy!" I called back. You could literally hear him huff in annoyance.

"ok Emmett where are we going? Mall, some fast food restaurant, maybe the library."

I scoffed the last word. When Emmett was desperate in his search for new girls he usually went to the library.

Emmett laughed. "the mall would be best. Not much else to do around here as it is." he muttered. I sighed, they were still blaming me for Carlisle and Esme making us move here.

"guys just please drop it. She was lying! I hadn't even slept with her before!" They both grumbled, they thought I was lying. When in truth (AN:oh god I have the perfect name for some one slutty -Evil Grin-) Jessa had been angry because I wouldn't sleep with her. She was just too slutty for my taste, I mean even I have standards!

"Lets go check out the candy store gentlema- wait just men. We are not gentlemen." Emmett grinned. I rolled my eyes, Emmett was not one for being indirect. Jasper hopped out of the car and sped towards the mall with…enthusiasm?

"Jasper slow down! When did you get so excited about going to the mall!" Jasper turned around, his face excited. When he realized his emotion was showing on his face, he blinked rapidly, then went into a poker face. Emmett and I laughed loudly, making sure people looked.

"MEET SOME ONE AT SCHOOL HUH JAZZY?" I yelled at him even though he wasn't that far away from me, making sure people around us could hear. He glared at us, and stalked inside. Emmett and I followed, Jasper had run straight into a book store, He knew we wouldn't follow him. Emmett lightly bounced over to some lingerie store, and I headed over to a music store. They would burry me alive if I ever told them that I liked the classics better than the idiotic crap they listened to. I casually slid into the jazz section, and sought out a Debussy CD that I didn't have yet. Twenty minutes later I had gotten four phone numbers and Emmett had just called to tell me we were meeting in the food court in five minutes. I headed over to the food court and sat down at the table they were sitting at.

"you guys find anyone?" I asked. Emmett shook his head, and Jasper was looking around everywhere.

"calm down Jasper! Who are you looking for anyway?" Jasper all of a sudden had a sheepish grin on his face.

"Alice…" he muttered. Emmett and I started laughing again.

"ARE YOU SERIOUS!" we roared at the same time. He nodded, the grin still plastered on his face.

(AN: get ready for some…Naughty Alice lol. She was doing something that kept her from kicking mikes ass until Bella woke up -winks-.)

"Well…She was getting some books from her locker. Her teacher had excused her because of the incident with Bella in Gym." My thoughts immediately went to Bella. Why did she get such a strong reaction from me…A better question would be why did she flirt back so openly? My thoughts were interrupted by Jasper, who had the dreamiest look on his face. Emmett was looking at me, Clearly holding in a laugh. I snapped my fingers in front of Jaspers face and he blinked.

"uh…sorry. Back to the story. As I was saying she was getting some books from her locker, I was skipping study hall AKA the most unhelpful class ever created."

FLASHBACK

"Hey…Alice isn't it?"

She turned around and smiled when she saw me.

"Yup." She popped the "p".

"What are you doing out here?" she asked.

I laughed "I am skipping study hall. I don't really need to study, I have a Four point oh grade average."

When I said that her Face lit up.

"Very cool, I only have a three point five grade average." She was really hot when she pouted. Only then did I notice I was leaned against the lockers next to her. She wasn't very tall, only reached my chest. Alice looked deep in thought then grinned impishly, next thing I know she is kissing me.

END FLASHBACK

"Wow." Emmett spoke softly. Jasper grinned

"there was more to it than that…" Jasper got the dreamy look in his eyes again.

"I don't even want to know Jasper." I muttered.

"YOU KNOW WHAT ALICE! WHY DON'T YOU PUSH THIS GOD DAMN THING THEN HUH!?" I heard some one scream. It sounded kind of like Bella.

"hold on a moment guys." I said while getting up from the table. I really didn't need to as Emmett was still trying to get Jasper out of his little trance. It turns out they were in front of a salon, with the biggest dolly I had ever seen. Bella was lying down on the dolly, her eyes closed, Alice was standing on one of the boxes looking shocked, and Rosalie was laughing her ass off. I walked over to Bella and leaned over her

"maybe we can be of service." I breathed against her face. She slowly opened one eye.

" Heard my outburst?" she muttered. I nodded, a smile on my face for absolutely no reason, Bella had the strangest affect on me, and a hand extended towards her. I helped her off the dolly.

"thanks Edward." she said as she walked away towards…Rosalie, that was her name. "Hey Alice! I heard what happened with you and my brother in the hall and wow! I mea-" Emmett was cut off by Jasper as he reached around him and put his hand over Emmett's mouth. Alice giggled, but didn't show any embarrassment.

"Why thank you Emmett! Jazz could you help me down from here?" She was openly flirting now!

"Oh yes JAZZ!" Emmett managed to get out past Jasper's hand. Jasper rolled his eyes, then picked up Alice by her waist, setting her down next to him. Alice giggled than walked over to Rosalie and Bella. As soon as she was out of ear shot Emmett curtsied, spreading his arms out holding an imaginary skirt. "Oh Jazz could you please help me down from here?!" he was batting his eyelashes and imitating Alice. I thought it was funny…Jasper sure didn't.

"Shut up Emmy!" Jasper snarled. Emmett just walked over to the mannequins and picked one up.

"so what is in the boxes?" I noticed Bella had joined us. She just laughed then hopped up on one of the boxes, slowly crossed her legs, and leaned back on her hands. Oh my god…was she trying to give me an erection?! By leaning back she had stuck out her chest, and her skirt had ridden up. Those weren't tights she was wearing…they were laced topped stockings. I felt some ones hand slap my head and I snapped out of it. I vaguely heard Bella's laughter, for I could feel an erection coming on.

"well Alice has a little 'Shopping Problem'" Bella leaned forward and made quotation marks around 'shopping problem' I barely noticed, you could see straight down her shirt. The edges of her Bra were lacy, and you could see curves where her breasts were. (AN: you cant really see anything other than her bra and the tops of her breasts -it's a push up bra- I didn't mention this but t-shirt meant scoop neck, the vest covered anything else then but now because she is leaning forward…well you get it lmao.)

"and this time she decided to turn her room at my house into our own personal mini mall. So when her mom grounds her from shopping, she doesn't make a repeat of last time."

the laughter that followed 'the last time' meant something had happened.

"what happened last time?" I asked. Bella burst out laughing, she almost fell off the box she was sitting on.

A sudden scream of "YOU REALLY DO NOT NEED TO HEAR WHAT EVER SHE IS ABOUT TO SAY!" Made Bella snort.

"well Alice had been talking back to her mom. So her mom grounded her for a month from shopping." I her eyes focused on something to the right of us. I followed her gaze. Rosalie had Alice locked in her grip, Alice's arms behind her back. Alice was struggling, and Rosalie was grinning and nodding at Bella.

"Alice isn't herself is she doesn't shop, well she turns into a better bitch than Rose can pull off, which is not a good thing as Rose can be the best bitch ever." I cant believe she just called her friend a bitch! Both of them! Rose, and Alice didn't seem to mind that all though I doubt they had heard. Alice was trying to pull Rosalie's hair, and it looked like she was succeeding.

"as I was saying, Alice wasn't allowed to shop for a month. On the third day of her punishment, Alice was as bitchy as ever and her and her mom were watching QVC." Bella had stopped to look at Alice and Rosalie again. Rose was now lying on top of Alice, and it looked like Alice had succeeded to grab some of her hair. Bella blinked and looked back at us.

"All of a sudden an electric ice ream scoop comes on for sale and Alice cant take it anymore. Alice springs from the couch and runs for the phone. Her mom grabbed the phone first though and held it over her head. Alice then lunges at her mom, bringing them all down to the floor, and eventually gets the phone from her mothers grip. She calls QVC only for them to tell her…the ice cream scoop was sold out!" Emmett was leaning against me, he was laughing so hard. I couldn't hold it anymore and started laughing just as hard. Alice had attacked her mom for an ice cream scoop! I could tell jazz was having a hard time controlling his laughter for Alice. All of a sudden Stupid Girls by P!nk started playing. Bella looked confused for a moment before pulling a light blue sidekick out of her purse.

"Hello?" Bella was out of breath from laughing so hard.

"Tim how did you get my number? I changed m- I mean I lost my old phone and had to get a new number." who was Tim? All of a sudden it looked like someone had shoved a rotting carcass in her face.

"Tim we broke up. No I do not want to test out your new boxers." Emmett and Jasper started laughing harder than they did with Alice. TEST OUT YOUR NEW BOXERS! Who was this idiot who thought that Bella would have sex with them and not m- I cut off my train of thought abruptly. Bella shot a dirty look at Alice. Her eyes grew wide, they were filled with furry.

"ok Tim let me get this through our thick skull!" she was up in a flash, the hand not holding her phone clenched into a fist.

"I have no intention to touch you orally again! EVER! I also have no intention to have any form of sex with you ever again! WE BROKE UP!"

she started to count off of her fingers "one I will never have Oral sex with you again. Two, I will not have any form of sex with you so don't ask! No kissing, no French kissing, no licking, no hugging, no groping, no biting, no touching OF ANY FORM! That list also includes talking dirty to me and Anything along those lines on a computer. NOW DO YOU FRICKING UNDERSTAND!" She must have been serious with this Tim guy if she had to go through that list. I felt proud she was standing up to this guy.

"Tim?" Bella whispered into the phone. He must have said something really bad to have her act like this. She started laughing hysterically, her face seemed darker, more sinister.

"Of course I am not" her voice sounded almost sweet, like strawberry flavored poison almost "ON DRUGS YOU ASSHOLE! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY FORM OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU DOESN'T MEEN I AM SNIFFING GLUE!" she hissed loudly into the phone. Emmett and jasper were now rolling on the floor they were laughing so hard. Almost unconsciously I had started to move so I was behind her, sitting on the dolly. Tim was a huge idiot of he thought she was on drugs just because she wouldn't sleep with him. Admittedly I probably would have done the same at my old school, but I had changed…at least I hoped I had. Bella sighed, and sat down nest to me. I started rubbing he back to sooth her.

"I am not going to have this conversation anymore Tim." her voice had a certain edge telling him not to argue. She flipped her phone, shut and sunk her head into her hands.