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Chapter 17 – Happy Birthday My Love
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITSUGAYA-KUN!" Hinamori shouted when she entered his room in the morning! "How many times do I have to tell you, it's Hitsugaya Taichou?!" He grumbled, and continued to do his paperwork, not looking up once to see Hinamori. "You're soooo boring Hitsugaya taichou, it's your birthday, why don't you let loose like most people!?" Hinamori complained and walked over to Hitsugaya and whacked him in the head. "Oww, what was that for?!" Hitsugaya asked harshly, rubbing his head.
"It's for being boring and not saying thanks for me giving you a birthday present!" Hinamori pouted and put down her present in front of him and turned around, adding in the affects. "Fine, thanks…bed-wetter momo." He smirked before unwrapping the present. "I DO NOT WET MY BED SHIRO-CHAN!" She shouted and started ruffling his hair. (A/N: I know, not very Hinamori like…but oh well.) "Hey, stop that!" He brushed her hand away before continuing to unwrap the present. Knock! Knock! Sighing, Hitsugaya stopped unfolding the purple cardboard. "Come in Matsumoto…."
"OHAYO TAICHOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY!" She exclaimed and went up and hugged him. "Get…off……me!" Hitsugaya managed to say as Matsumoto's bear hug was suffocating him. "Aww, my little taichou is finally growing up!" Matsumoto cooed.
"I've been growing up a while ago. AND I'M NOT LITTLE!"
"Aww, learning how small you are is all part of growing up!"
"Shut up!"
"Oh hey, that gift is from Hinamori isn't it? Ohayo Hinamori, OPEN IT!" Matsumoto waved to Hinamori. "Ohayo!" She smiled back. Hoping no interruptions would come, Hitsugaya continued to unwrap the present when…. Knock! Knock! "Mail delivery." A mailman said and waited for someone to open the door. Sighing once again (A/N: He sighs a lot…) he got up to open the door. Suddenly a wave of paper cards and gift boxes came rushing through the door. "W-what are th-these!?" Hitsugaya stammered as he climbed his way up.
"These are from your 10 325 238 654 092 fan girls you have."
"DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT MANY PEOPLE IN SEIREITEI?!"
"No, some came from Rukongai."
"Don't other people have fan girls!?" 'And since when did people from Rukongai even know me? Wait, do we even have that many people in Rukongai!?'
"Actually yes, Byakuya Taichou has 6 152 651 fan girls."
"How come he doesn't have as many!?"
"One reason stated in one of the cards, I think it was number 652 842, stated that since he was a noble, it would be harder to marry him."
"MARRY!? DO THEY PLAN ON MARRING ME EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM?!?!"
"I do believe so. Also, I believe Ukitake Taichou has a few fan girls."
"I can't believe that. I also can't believe you keep count and know these things, you have amazing memory…and you spend it memorizing fan girl mail."
"It's my job!"
"What, don't tell me the fan girls ask you to keep count for them."
"Well…they do…. Oh look at the time; I have to deliver more fan girl mail to…Hisagi Fuku-taichou. They send fan mail everyday to him."
"You're kidding…he's got fan girl mail!?"
"Yes, he has very little though, only 922 658 001."
"Do I have the most fan mail around here!?"
"If you do add the fan guy mail as well, then yes you do."
"I HAVE FAN GUY MAIL, WHO DO THEY THINK I AM!? GAY?!!?"
"Yes, I think they would be the gay guys…but their only from Rukongai, Seireitei doesn't have gay people…unless you include Yumichika. I think there was another gay guy, but I can't remember him."
"…." Hitsugaya was so disgusted he didn't even move from his spot. 'THEY THINK I'M A GAY!??!' Was all that ran through his head until something else popped up. "Who has more fan girls/guys than me if you don't include the guys for me?"
"I think it was… Mayuri-taichou…."
"NANI!?!??!?!?!?!?" All three (yes even Hinamori and Matsumoto were listening, even though they were rolling on the floor laughing too hard to really care what else was said) shouted in unison.
"Yes, he may not have a pretty face. But so many girls admire his smart brain and including guys too; equalling 10 325 238 654 093; for girls and guys together."
"That's only one higher than mine…. Wait how much do I have if you count the guys…?"
"It would be… I think about 19 842 486 123 4568. Now I have to get going. It was nice talking to you three, have a nice day!" The mail man waved and left. Hinamori had tears coming out of her eyes due from laughter, and Matsumoto couldn't feel her insides anymore. "Both of you…STOP LAUGHING!" Hitsugaya said and glared, but both Hinamori and Matsumoto had their eyes closed and couldn't see the glare. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHA, OH MY…HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS HILARIOUS!" Matsumoto laughed hysterically.
"SHUT UP!" Hitsugaya shouted above her laughter, but that only made her laugh harder. After a few moments, both girls had quieted down and finally let Hitsugaya continue what he was doing: unwrapping his gift. "Aren't you going to read the cards or open the boxes? And now that I think about it, those fan guys make your fan mail a lot higher."
"Thank god I don't have any presents from fan guys today." Hitsugaya sighed. As if on cue, a gentle wind blew from who knows where (the doors are closed because it's winter) and a card flew right in front of him, saying:
To my beloved Hitsugaya Taichou
From your loving and caring boyfriend, Mento. (Yeah I know, weird name, but it was the first thing that came into my head!) "Oh my god…." Hitsugaya mumbled and then Matsumoto and Hinamori threw into another laughing fit. By the time they were done, Hitsugaya realized how much time had been wasted. He finally continued to unwrap Hinamori's present when…nothing happened for once. The cardboard box gave way to reveal a beautiful present (home-made)…another box. "This is one of those box-in-a-box-in-a-box-in-a-box-in-a-box-things isn't it?" Hitsugaya asked.
"Nope, I just did the first one because I felt it would be funny!" (By the way, the box is about 30cm in width, height and length. Now it's about 28cm.) "Yeah sure…." Hitsugaya sighed and opened the next box. For the effect, we're going to say a blinding light shone through to first hide the beautiful present before showing Hitsugaya a…box. "Hinamori…."
"Okay, okay, I had to do it another time because I wanted it to be funny! Geez, loosen up a bit. Trust me; the next one won't be a box!" Hinamori smiled. So Hitsugaya undid the box so he could finally see…another box. "Hinamori!!!!! You said it wouldn't be another box!"
"Hey, this box is part of your present, just watch!" Hinamori pouted.
"I don't trust you…." Hitsugaya eyed Hinamori's face to see if it would give a hint on whether it was another box or not. But he couldn't tell, 'Damn she's good…' So Matsumoto and Hinamori calmly yet anxiously watched Hitsugaya undo the box. Knock! Knock! The door thudded. "Sorry, another Mail delivery!" The mail man called in. Sighing, Hitsugaya walked calmly to the door and slammed it open, expecting just one mail or so; but in came a rush of probably a billion cards and boxes. "These are from the male fans!" The delivery man said and quickly closed the door so to avoid Hitsugaya's enragement. Matsumoto and Hinamori once again, burst out laughing and rolling on the floor clutching their stomach due to the pain of laughing too hard.
"FROM MENTO AGAIN!?!?" Hitsugaya shouted as he read one of the cards. He quickly scanned all the other cards and found majority of them were from Mento. "I…AM…NOT…GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hitsugaya shouted through all of Seireitei to express how angry he was. Now Matsumoto and Hinamori laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe and they both had to go the 4th division to check up their stomachs. Hitsugaya grumbled as he waited in the 4th division to see what was up. Finally, Matsumoto and Hinamori came out still with tears coming out of their eyes and giggles escaping their mouths every now and then. "What's up with them Unohana?" Hitsugaya asked more coldly than he meant it; but Unohana understood why he was grumpy.
"They just have sore muscles; try to make sure they don't laugh too much in the future… Oh and as well, happy birthday Hitsugaya-taichou." Unohana smiled and left. "Thank-you." He said and dragged the girls back to his division to go and FINALLY open his present. When he opened his door, more paper cards flooded out the room. "Nani..?" Hitsugaya mumbled to himself. "Oh yes, more fan mail for you Hitsugaya Taichou. Someone named---."
"Mento right?"
"Yes, someone named Mento dropped off another 545 478 486 563 cards for you. Also, in case you weren't aware of, Mento is in your division. He was the guy I fo-----."
"NANI!!!??????!!!!!????" Hitsugaya screamed out, causing the near by tree branches to drop off their fluffy white load…somewhere in Rukongai, a ski mountain had an avalanche; luckily no skiers were skiing…well actually, it was a toboggan mountain since Soul Society didn't have any skis. "Anyways…more fan mail to deliver, have a good day." The mail man quickly ran off to the ninth division to probably deliver some more fan mail or crap. Since it was almost Christmas, lots of cards were being sent to people in Seireitei. "I…can't…believe a…gay man…IS IN MY DIVISION!" Hitsugaya's mind was bursting into tears and yelling out that he wasn't gay…but that was just his mind.
Hinamori and Matsumoto were lying dead on the wooden floor, because they laughed so hard that their stomachs couldn't handle it and decided to explode on them…but no blood was found on the scene. Hitsugaya, all depressed and grumpy, swam his way through the mail (since he was too short so he couldn't really walk through it) till he reached his table; that luckily didn't get over flown with mail. But he noticed something was missing when he saw the table was cleared of everything but a few sheets of paperwork and a pencil. "Hinamori…where did your present go?"
HAPPY THAT I UPDATED?!? Yes, I enjoyed writing this chapter…it was a lot of fun. Now I have to end it so it has a lot more…suspense in it. Don't worry, next chapter, something will happen, and perhaps the gift will be found…dun dun dun dun. So please review, flames accepted, and thank you so much for being patience with me and reading! THANKS!!!
