Note: I know this is been a while since I wrote this. Well, it been a while since I wrote anything. Been busy with so many shit.
So, enjoy!!
Both men stopped rolling around on the ground when they heard the sound of someone opening the door. They glanced at each other, hoping the other one would think of something to make everything go back to normal before the person on the other side would see them. "Mark, I need a word with you." Stephaine's voice called out as she opened the door fully. She was greet with the sight of two women on the floor, one dressed as The Undertaker and the other one dressed as Kane.
"Um.." started Kane, removing herself from Taker. "He can explain." He quickly pointed at Taker. Before Taker could protest, Kane rushed out of the room, almost knocking Stephanie down. Stephanie returned her attenetion to The Undertaker, the man she once feared when he wanted her a his bride. Now, that man was replace with a gothic beauty.
"You know, since me and Hunter went our different ways, I kinda had no more interest in men," she said as she walked closer to Taker. "But, you stay a girl for the rest of the night, I think I'll give girls a try." she finished the joke with a smirk.
"You can't handled the ride, baby," Taker replied in his deep voice. She stood up, and straighten out her clothes. "What do you want? Shouldn't you be looking for another job, and make other people want to kill themselves?"
"Very funny, Michelle. Listen, I want my anime I let you borrow. Something told me nothing good out come from it, but I wanted a good laugh. Can I get it back?" she asked, this time sweetly. Taker narrowed her eyes at Stephanie, then sighed.
"In my bag. The front part." she told him.
Stephanie went over to the bag, and grabbed the DVDs. "You know, making Lita as a man is the best thing you ever did for her. I think she looks better as a man."
Taker opened her mouth to say something rude about the McMahon, but quickly shut it as she gave it a thought. The girl has a point. "So Steph, you watched this show a lot, you know how to make everything go back to the way it was, right?"
A smile flashed across the youngest McMahon's face that made The Undertaker shake.
I don't know if I should be scare for my life or what
"You know, Matt. I think I like being a woman. It won't be so strange when men hit on me." commented Jeff as they sat in the locker room. Lita sat in one far corner, flipping through an old issue of Playboy, trying to see it something 'special' would happen. Disgusted, she threw the book down.
"Damn! Nothing! How can Hunter get it up when he slept with her?" she complained.
"You mean Stephanie? I didn't know she posed in Playboy." Jeff said, opening a bag of Skittles with his over sized breasts.
"No, Jeff! I think she was talking about Chyna." Matt corrected him.
Lita nodded. "Trust me, I think I would get it up faster with Steph than with her," she stood up and walked over to the door. "I'm going to get something to drink. Be right back." She left, and started her quest for something to drink. When she got to one of the machine, she saw Trish bending over to get her prize. A wicked grin appeared on Lita's handsome face, then he strolled over to the blonde.
"I hate spending my own money on things. I miss having a man buying things." she said to herself.
"Well, all you have to do is ask, sweetheart," spoke up a deep voice man from behind. Trish turned around to see Lita standing there. Since Lita already has a man voice, it didn't take any effort to hide her voice. "You're Trish, right?"
"Well, yes I am," she answered, putting on the charm. She didn't notice that the man has the same tattoo like Lita, bright red hair like Lita, same eyes as Lita, same height as Lita, and soft looking skin...like Lita. "What's your name?"
"Larry," Lita lied. "I'm new here. McMahon is going to be make me a jobber for a while until I'll get good enough."
"Really? Well, let me tell you some things about this place and buisness. Jobbers who worked here never get better really. The longest time you might be here is two months. So, let me get to know you better before you go." Before 'Larry' could respond, Trish took his hand, and lead him to her locker room.
"But-But I was going to get my soda." said Lita.
"I got all the soda you need and want." replied Trish, yanking Lita into the room. The sound of the lock locking, and Barry White playing, Lita's fate was seal.
"You have soft hair."
"You have nice lps. Have anyone ever told you yet?"
"No, but I don't mind you telling me again."
Girls giggling. "Oh my God! Just fuck already!!!" screamed Kane as he, HHH, Ric, and Jericho sat in the same locker room with Booker T and The Rock.
The Rock flipped her off, then she went back to playing with Booker's dreads. "You're just mad that no one is playing with you."
"I don't need someone! I have these!!" protested Kane, ripping off his shirt, revealing her boobs.
"Nice pair." Hunter told him
"Hey! How come yours are bigger than mines!? I'm WAY more sexier than you. Both as a man and a woman!" cried out Jericho.
"I'm in Hell. This is Hell." Flair muttered under her breath.
"Is it because your tits are sagging?" asked Booker, followed with him, The Rock and Kane snickering.
"I hate you. I hate you all."
The Undertaker and Stephaine walked in the room. Stephanie stabbed Taker in the ribs with her elbow, smiling at her. "Go ahead."
Taker cleared her throat before speaking, "I did some tests with the water that fell on me and Kane earlier, and I found out a way to make us men again."
"Well, spit it out, jerky!!" shouted Jericho.
Taker blushed, as she cleared her throat once again. Stephaine stepped up. "The only way for you guys to return to men is to..." she paused as she blushed at the idea as well. "Kiss each other."
"What kind of kiss?" questione Hunter, raising her eyebrow.
"Don't matter as long it on the lips." asnwered Stephanie. "I know you men have your pride and refuse to do anything 'gay' but this...what the hell are you guys doing?!" she screamed as she laid eyes on the corner where Booker and The Rock sat at.
The two already went at it, removing some of each other's clothes. The two pulled apart just in time when smoke puffed around them, revealing them as men once gain. "Well, that was fun." Booker said, breathing hard.
"Yeah." The Rock agreed.
"Let's never do that again."
"Agree."
They walked out like nothing happened, leaving the rest in awe. Hunter dropped her head in shame, grabbing Flair by the head. "What the hell? I rather have my first lesbian kiss with you than Jericho or that red freak." He laid a hard kiss on Flair's lips. Hunter pulled back, becoming a man again. The male Flair blushed.
"Why Hunter. I never knew." he joked.
"Shut up and let's do something that would take our minds from this."
"Like counting endless money."
"Damn right."
The two left the room a few seconds before The Hardys came in. "Hey girls, where's Lita?"
Stephanie shook her head. "Not them too."
"I don't know where your dog is at, Matt. If you excuse me, I'm trying to picture me kissing the guy me when I have to kiss... that." Jericho explained.
"Take your time, please."
"Wait you fools!" Taker hollered. "Why don't one of you kiss Jeff and the other kiss Matt. But, I have to share a kiss with you, Jericho. I ain't trying to kiss my brother. No offense." he told Kane. Kane just shrugged. He grabbed Matt and grinned.
"I like this one." he said, then he pressed his lips on Matt's lips. Jericho grabbed Jeff.
"I'm so loved." Jeff said with gitterly eyes as Jericho and Taker kissed him. Everyone became their right gender again.
"Well, excuse me. I have to go and kiss my man." Jericho told everyone before walking out.
"He's talking about himself in the mirror." explained Stephanie, sounding very ashame she knew what he meant.
"That's great and all, but where in the hell is Lita?" repeated Matt.
"Right here, baby." a female Lita appeared in the doorway, looking like she been through war and back.
"How the hell you became a woman again?" asked Taker.
"Trish...thought..I...a man." she said before falling flat on her face.
"...And people called me the slut."
Matt grabbed Lita and left. Jeff bowed to them, and followed them out the room.
"So, how are we going to explain to them about this?" Stephanie questioned Taker.
Taker grinned at her and said, "Already taken care of. The spell with the water not only change people's genders, but when they wake up in the morning, they won't remember a thing."
"Well, that's my fun of the year. See you when ever." Stephanie walked out of the room, leaving the Undertaker to his thoughts.
I wonder if they respect me now...Wait!!! They never learned a damn thing!! Motherfuc-
THE END
