I'm having so much fun writing this thing! I just love this story even if it is silly!


Tiffany clears her throat causing all eyes in the room to snap to her.

"Now I have one other video which I also found…entertaining." She starts the video, it would be interesting to see how the Seto Kaiba reacts to his video, she chuckles to herself as Mokuba Kaiba appears on screen.

Seto's eyes go wide, it's his brother, he was so fucked. His brother knows every dirty little secret. Oh gods was he fucked.

"Hello! I'm Mokuba Kaiba!" The fifteen year old waves at the camera excitedly. "Well I guess I have to tell you something about Seto…sorry Seto!" Seto covers his face with his hands as he tries to breath. "So Seto has never been kissed." Seto's heart stops, Joey's secret was that he was extremely sexy and his secret that was being shown to the world was that he never had a boyfriend or a girlfriend. "He's never dated anyone, he's not even just messed around with someone as far as I know." Seto wants the floor to open up and just take him away.

"Don't forget his love for Britney Spears." A new person moves into view, Louis, his assistant since he took over Kaiba Corp. "That boy know's every word to probably every song." Louis smirks. "Have fun ." She moves out of frame.

"Should I tell the stripper story?" Louis laughs. "So last month, for his twenty first birthday, um so of the higher ups in the compony hired two female strippers. Let's just say when Seto saw them he screamed and ran out of the room and locked himself in like the copy room for the rest of the night! I had to tell them that he had been called away on business and was not hiding in the copy room!" Mokuba is laughing so hard that it was almost impossible by the end of the story to understand him. Tiffany shuts the tv off and looks around the room. Smirking at how clearly uncomfortable Kaiba is.

Kaiba doesn't know if his ego will ever recover from the blows it just took. Marik, who was the only one to know that Joey was a stripper before hand, smirks.

"Would it make you feel better to know that Joey has a little dance routine to go with pretty much every Britney Spears' song?" Joey punches him in the arm and Kaiba looks like he blew a fuse.

"Shut the fuck up!" Joey snarls.

Bakura is losing his shit, this was all to perfect. Yami feels bad it was his idea to go on the show. And now his beloved cousin, yes Seto was a dick but he was still family, looks like he is about to shut down.

"Okay boys now if that wasn't traumatizing enough for some of you I have a challenge!" The boys froze, no one wanted to be traumatized more. "Bring out the cart!" A young woman pushes in a cart full of high heels.

"Oh fuck no!" Bakura shouts when he see the cart.

"Of fuck yes." Tiffany saunters over and starts handing out the heels. "Now everyone these heels will fit and not trading because they are designed for you." She claps with glee as the boys look horrified.

"Fuck no." Malik mutters as he glares at the shoes.

"Again fuck yes. Oh and does anyone know how to walk in heels?" Marik and Joey raise their hands. "I'm not saying I don't believe you but I doubt it." Marik and Joey know this is a challenge and they could just laugh it off. They could lie and say that they were joking but then that would be embarrassing. And god damn it Marik knows his ass looks great in heels.

Pulling on the heels Marik saunters towards Tiffany. He flips her and the camera off as he walks back and sits down. What he did doesn't hit him till he hears his sister's voice in his head telling him that if he embarrasses the family she would kill him. Flipping off the audience didn't count as embarrassing did it? God he was dead.

Joey pulls on his heels and walks up and down the isle. He flops down in his seat with a pleased grin.

"Looks like I was wrong." Tiffany smiles. "Now pull your heels on! Because walking in them is not the only challenge, you now must find the hotel you all are staying at. Have fun." She hands out maps and leaves the train car as the train comes to a stop. She pokes her head back in."Oh and first team to get there gets the best room!"

Joey grabs Marik.

"See you later bitches!" Marik screams as he and Joey take off running in their heels, maps and shoes in hand.

"Fuck." Yami growls as he tries to pull on the heels. "Bakura, Malik you two better get your big ass feet into those shoes now!" He roars as he tries to stand.

"Not happening Pharaoh!" Bakura throw a heel at him, he misses only because Yami falls flat on his face when he tried to duck from the flying shoe.

"Oh go I think I'm treating my ankles." Yugi stumbles forward a few steps only to fall on his butt. "Shit this is difficult!" He has to get on all fours before he can even attempt to stand.

"How do girls do this?" Seto is really trying to keep his legs from shaking as he takes some small steps forward.

"Better question how do Marik and Joey do it." Ryou has give up on trying to walk and is now laying on the floor, face down.

"Damn you guys are pitiful." Tiffany walks back into the room. Have just Marik and Joey run around the city and finish the challenge quickly was not good for ratings. "It's heel toe honey heel toe."

By the time the others have gotten the hang of walking Marik and Joey are in the hotel. It wasn't hard to find, the producers must of thought the heels part would be the challenge. What took them all of half and hour takes the others two, half an hour of learning to walk, half an hour of forcing Malik and Bakura into the shoes, and then a hour of stumbling around the city like a drunk girl after a night of clubbing.

"Took you guys long enough." Marik yawns as the others enter the hotel. He is lying on one of the coaches and flipping through the channels. "Before you say anything the camera guy left an hour ago to try and find you, and Joey was surrounded by some girls last I saw." Tiffany growls, no girls were going to mess with the show. And if they did she would have their heads!


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