Fred had hidden out in the green houses half the night, Hermione almost catching him twice. As he dozed by a flutter-by bush, the yellow blossoms falling on his head then flying away when they felt like it, his mind recalled the image of Hermione flying down the stairs, her dressing gown billowing behind her. He was so used to seeing her constantly in the puffy, undesirable school uniform that it had actually been a shock to see that she had curves! And what wonderful curves she had. Her t-shirt had cut just low enough for him to want more and her pants had been ridding just low enough to show off her left hip, making him itch to pull her top up so he could see more.

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Hermione didn't return to the common room until she knew everyone would be in bed. She crept through the portrait hole silently, still buzzing with rage and humiliation.

'Hermione?' a small voice said from near the fire, she jumped and looked over. Ron, Ginny and Harry were sitting there, waiting for her.

'Oh hi' she said lamely

'Do you want to talk about it?' Ginny asked.

'No' but she walked over to the couch in front of the flames and sat down next to Ginny. A long amount of time seemed to pass, Harry and Ginny occasionally looking at each other, Ron playing with a chess piece.

'Well since you're fine, I'm off to bed' Ron said and walking off to the staircase to his room. Hermione gapped at him, she had been right - emotional range of a teaspoon.

'Hermione…'

'What happened?' She asked looking into the fire

'There was a jinx or spell that made a screen appear in front of everyone, no one knew what was going on, then… then you walked onto the screen and you were getting ready for a shower' Hermione blanched

'You all saw me naked!' she screeched half jumping up from her seat.

'No!' Harry and Ginny said

'Ginny hazed the screen'

'Harry hexed the image' they said at the same time, they sort laughed at each other, then Ginny continued.

'We covered the screen in a fog or mist, not really sure, just before you took your robe off, no one saw anything! Fred says he did that too, but we made sure no one could see anything!'

'Well…except your tattoo' Harry blushed not looking at her

'It's not a tattoo! It's…it's just henna, a temporary ink…muggle thing' she added when Ginny looked very confused.

'Sorry' Harry muttered, still pink in the face.

'It's not your fault, it's bloody Fred's fault…sorry Ginny' she said

'No apologising, he deserves it' Ginny laughed, Harry was perched on the arm of the couch, sitting next to Ginny.

'Why? Why did he have to do that?' She moaned, throwing her head in her hands, a rare moment for Hermione Granger, showing defeat.

'He wanted to get you back for the junior jinx' Ginny said with a straight face. Personally she had loved that, it was excellent seeing Fred outwitted.

'He did! He just didn't know it…' Hermione mumbled though her cupped hands.

'What do you mean?' Harry asked

'I…I…well I'm already mortified so...' she said more to herself 'I waited in the change rooms to see if the spell had worked, only I was hiding in the showers so none of you would accidentally bump into me while invisible... then you all started coming towards the shower block, I was stuck!' She spluttered

Ginny looked horrified but at the same time like she was about to burst out laughing

'Then Harry started to push my door open' she groaned. Harry gaged, his face went white to red to purple with shock and embarrassment. Strangely Ginny wasn't smiling anymore.

'But you forgot your glasses or something, calm down' she said looking at the frozen, blushing Harry 'Fred rushed in and stole the shower' Ginny made a noise, between a 'ha' and a gasp of shock. Harry slide off the couch arm and landed next to Ginny so they were wedges closely on the couch.

'Sorry' he muttered to her, she patted his leg in a 'no worries' way and she said to Hermione

'How did you escape?'

'I didn't…' She moaned, face in her hands again. The bust of laughter from Harry and Ginny was loud, but they stopped quickly when they realised how embarrassed she was.

'I was invisible…but I was stuck, there was no way to escape without him realising I was there…those cubicles are narrow!'

'So you saw him naked!' Ginny was half disgusted, half amused

'No! Not really, I shut my eyes'

'Good' Harry said, Ginny hit his arm

'Prude' she muttered

'That's your brother!'

'True, gross' she laughed

'It was pay back enough' Hermione groaned.

'Well he didn't know he got you back, so…' Harry said in a sad voice

'I know' she sighed

'It wasn't too bad Hermione' Ginny said 'no one saw anything'

'I bet you all my school grades they sing that song for weeks'

'I second that' Harry said 'Sorry Hermione, we tried our best'

'Thanks' she said sincerely 'you are the best' she said looking at Harry and Ginny sitting with her. 'I'm going to go to bed, and try and wake up from this bad dream'

'Good luck' Ginny smiled 'you'll get him back, we know you will'

'Thanks'

Hermione got up and walked over to the corner she had been working in earlier that night, two essays already finished, and probably used by Ron and Harry already. As she sorted the pieces of parchment into a neat pile she heard Harry quietly behind her

'You were amazing Ginny'

'You too'

Hermione smiled to herself, even though she didn't turn around, she knew they were shyly holding hands.

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A few weeks had passed, and the whole school knew the muggle elements song off by heart. But Hermione was so sick of it that it no longer worried her anymore. Fred had risked sitting in the common room while Hermione was there, and she had let him. Lulling him into a sense of victory.

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Lee walked down the stairs very early on Friday morning,

'If you don't shut up, I'll kick you out, sleep on the astronomy tower for all I care' he groaned, he looked very tired.

'I'm sorry, I don't mean to talk in my sleep, it just happens' Fred said apologetically

'Well stay awake and shut up' Lee muttered as they made their way out of the portrait hole.

Hermione placed her book down, on the desk in the shadowy corner and grinned.

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