Chappie Two's Here! Lots of thanks to Guest lazy to login for being the first reviewer! Review and I give you pasta!
DISCLAIMER DOG: PJO AND APH BOTH BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS, MAGIC PIPE ONLY OWNS DA PLOT.
Italy: Can I have pasta?
Previously...
"Well you aren't human," America blurted out, before China could cover his mouth again.
Chiron POV
Chiron stared at the blond 12 year old, astonished. Not one single demigod in three thousand years had ever said that when he first met them in his wheelchair. How could this one tell? Chiron was just coming out of camp for a moment for a little fresh air when he heard shouts. Chiron had rushed over, wielding his bow, and the blonde, on first sight, had known he wasn't a human. How?
Chiron blinked and came to his senses, forgetting that these 3 were new demigods and needed to be brought to Camp.
"Am-Alfred, that was rude, да?" said the kid with strange silver hair and purple eyes. He also had this strange aura of fear that Chiron didn't like.
"No, my boy, your friend is correct. I am not a human," Chiron stated, standing up dramatically. The two boys raised their eyebrows and turned to another boy Chiron hadn't noticed before. He had brown hair pulled back into a ponytail, and was holding a wok.
All of a sudden, Chiron's jaw hit the ground. He recognized this kid from around when he was first made immortal. Sure, this kid was 12, and Wang Yao, whom his other friend, Helena Karpusi had introduced him to, was around 20, but the child was the splitting image of his possible greatx100000000 grandfather.
China POV
Well, sh*t.
China didn't know his old friend Chiron would be in New York, of all places. And it seemed he recognized China.
"Err...Chiron? You okay?" the possible kidnapper asked, concerned. Chiron snapped out of his daze and faked a smile.
"Of course, Percy. Now, children, what are your names?" America immediately frowned and spun his pistols.
"Even if you are a horse guy...well, stranger danger! AND THE HERO WILL PROTECT YOU ALL, COMMIE BASTARDS!" America yelled.
China facepalmed. 'Commie bastard' was an unusual nickname, and Chiron, being the smart 3,000 year old centuar he is, would probably figure it out. And Russia wasn't even a communist anymore anyways. Plus China had more of a kinda mixed sort of economy, so really, why was America still using that nickname? Eh, best not think to much on the strange mysteries of America.
Russia, being creepy again, answered, "I am Ivan, that capitalist pig is Alfred, and this is Yao. Become one with Mother Russia, да?" Chiron raised his eyebrows, no doubt thinking if his name was a coincidence or not. He also looked pretty creeped out.
"Aaaaand as I was saying before you got here, Chiron, was that these three aren't safe. They were being chased by a Nemean Lion," the Percy guy interuppted. Chiron raised his eyebrows again.
"A Nemean Lion?"
"Ya, and it was like SUUUUUPER BIG! I was gonna strangle it to death but commie bastard started competing with me, like he'd ever win-"
Russia was causally choking America with his ever-present scarf. Percy and Chiron were looking at him, concerned. Russia smiled creepily.
"Don't worry, друзья (friends). Alfred won't die. Hopefully," he reassured. Percy and Chiron didn't look too reassured. Russia smiled and held America prisoner for about 2 more minutes, then released him.
America flew out and immediatly started yelling at Russia.
"YOU FRIGGIN' COMMIE BASTARD! YOU WANNA START ANOTHER COL-MMMMPH!" America choked again, China's sleeve covering his mouth. China glared at America for almost mentioning the Cold War, then faked another smile.
"As I said earlier, my friend likes saying some really stupid things, so please ignore that," he lied, while holding America in a one-handed choke.
Chiron POV
Chiron was confused. The kid, Yao, was way too similar to the Wang Yao he knew. The way he carried himself and spoke, how he reacted quick when Alfred was close to giving out some important secret. Well, probably an important secret. Was he a reincarnation? That was possible, but for some reason, it didn't seem...correct. Hmm. Chiron would have to think on that later, after he got these three back to camp, and had some popcorn.
Suddenly there was a thundering roar and a Chimera came out. Percy looked pointedly at Alfred, Ivan, and Yao, as if to say, 'Told you so.'
"WHOOAAAA! THAT'S SOME BIG LION GOAT THINGIE!" Alfred yelled.
"Well...now's the time to RUUUUUN!" Percy suddenly yelled as the Chimera charged him. It being a Chimera, Chiron, Percy, and the three new demigods started sprinting for their lives. Once again, Ivan and Alfred started fighting each other with Yao facepalming every 2 seconds, muttering about how 'friggin' immature they were aru'.
At last, they crossed the barrier into Camp Half-Blood. But fo some reason, Alfred stumbled a bit and looked sick.
"Are you okay, Alfred?" Chiron asked, concerned. Alfred smiled a bit
"Yeah, yeah, dude, it's perfectly fine. I was just a...uh..." Alfred trailed off.
"The capitalist pig was just panicking over the huge thing, да. Alfred was always a coward," Ivan the creepy Russian kid explained.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT TRUE YA COMMIE BASTARD!" Alfred yelled, but for some reason looked relieved. Chiron though for a moment. 'Commie Bastard'? Not really a typical 12 year old boy's nickname...
"Well Ja-Kiku did tell me about you being scared of ghosts, Альфред (Alfred)," Ivan countered creepily.
"W-Well, that's 'cause I can't punch 'em!" Was he a son of Ares? Chiron immediately shook that out of his head. Alfred was too smiley.
"And Opium Bastard told me you based all your fears off of what you can and cannot punch, aru," Yao muttered. And once again with those weird nicknames. 'Opium Bastard'? Seriously?
Alfred look genuinely shocked.
America POV
America had felt something...wrong when he stepped into the boundaries. It was his land, but it somehow felt...off. Like it didn't actually belong to him. But it did, so why was he feeling sick? Thank god Commie Bastard had spoken up quickly. Not that America was going to ever admit that.
~Time Skippie Brought to You By Mr. Greece Zzzzz...~
Well.
That explanation about the Greek and Roman 'myths' being true sure explained a lot about this place.
Damn that cat bastard Greece and the Italy brothers, Romano and Italy. And Ancient Greece and Rome too.
So basically Greece set up a place on THE HERO'S land, without THE HERO'S permission?!
He was sooo going to set his nukes on Greece once he got out of this mess. Oh and the pasta brothers too.
How'd you like this chapter? Next one will maybe be about capture the flag, and I'll stick the 2p!s in here sometime later on.
Italy: PAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAA!
Me: Has anyone ever realized that as much a Italy yells for pasta, he never seems to actually have pasta in the anime?
All Hetalians: a shocking truth has been revealed...
