A/N- Welcome back to the TJ and Wo..
I mean welcome back to another chapter of my story. First and foremost, I am surprised at the number of follows, favorites and reviews I have got. Never thought that I would be so popular. A big thanks to all of you. You guys are awesome.
Second. Well as obvious as it is, I am a big fan of TFS. So a big thanks to anyone related to/supporting TFS. You guys made my life awesome.
Warning - You may find this chapter to be disconnected AND Bullshit. Be prepared.
These are the voices which will be used in whole story.
Normal talking - " Hi!" Thoughts - 'Hmmm' Telepathy - "Stop! Gohan breaking the Fourth Wall - (G- I knew that) Gohan's Dream - Dream
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Last time on my story -
"This damn capsule won't open up."
"Here, let me try." said Videl.
Gohan's School, Lunch Break
"OH MY GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE."
Everyone, even Gohan who was standing a few feet away from the capsule, were inside a mountain of food.
"Gak!"
"Nerd-Boy why did you...mmph, OOW"
Gohan simply climbed out and waited for the others.
'Oh man, so less food. I will die.'
"Gohan!"
Gohan slowly turned his head to find himself facing Videl.
"Errmm.. Yes Videl?"
"What the fucking hell was this shit? How the fuck do you put all of this into a capsule? Wait. Why do even need a capsule? Why did you even take bring this much food? Are you holding a party or something?"
"Ummm... Okay, this is actually my lunch."
*Everyone gets shocked*
*M. Night Pops Up* " WHAT A TWEEST!"
"YOUR LUNCH! BULLSHIT! THIS IS A MINI-MOUNTAIN!"
"Those are called hills."
"Shut up."
"Ummm... so, do you guys want some? My mom always packs too much."
"I think that is pretty apparent." said Videl dryly.
"Feel free to dig in."
And with that, Gohan started to eat his food at a humanly pace. Well as humanly as he was. That is half.
'What the fuck is he? First he blows up the Satan-Certified punch machine which was installed by Satan Sports Foundation, then he MOWS through a mountain of food. Not to mention that he is some kind of a prodigy in academics. No one, not even Peni's score was a perfect hundred.' Videl thought. 'And Peni was supposed the smartest guy in the city. I'll definitely check up the website Erasa told me. This guy is like, filled with mysteries.'
Sharpner spoke up in a muffled voice, "Nedbuoy...Chomp Chomp... tis'fod ss abesoem."
"Yeeeh Gooham... slurp.. neber tated fook lite his."
Videl could barely make out what her friends were saying.
'I think that I should try. This DOES looks good. Well, not counting the disgusting way they are eating.'
Videl brought the food the food to the mouth and chewed it slowly.
"Wow Gohan. I've never tasted food as good as this! I must give the recipe to the chef."
Gohan momentarily paused his eating to reply. That definitely didn't mean that he didn't have his mouth stuffed with grub.
"Than yu Bidel. I'l sore send yur compments to my mom. "
Videl paused a moment to shake her head at the uncivilized manner her and her friends were eating and continued to eat her food.
'At least, no one can see them eating like this.' she thought and attacked a big chicken leg she had grabbed before Sharpner.
Later, Final Class Of The Day, Martial Arts
'Now is the time. Now at last Gohan's turn has come. Now I'll see the punch his hot and muscular body... Wait what was I doing? Videl Satan is not attracted to boys.'
A little voice from inside her said, ' Why? Are you a lesbian?'
'Shut up, the bitch of a voice to whom nobody except Erasa listens. Or maybe Angela too. Or someone like... AAH damn it just let me watch, only Gohan's left now.'
The little voice just snickered and faded away.
-Line break-
Gohan right now was drenched in sweat.
'How can I control myself enough when this machine just self-destructs on touching like the Saibaman who killed Yamcha?'
"Punch Son. I don't have time."
"Errm.. Sir was that a reference to my name or.."
"PUNCH!"
Gohan hurriedly struck the machine. Only to destroy it again.
'Aahrgh... Why do these machines do that every time this kid touches it?'
"You, kid."
Gohan turned his head to face the teacher.
"Punch me."
"What?"
"Just as I said kid. Punch me."
"What?"
"Are you dumb? I said P.U.N.C.H M.E. I need to classify you."
"Okay teacher."
But again Gohan found himself unable to control his power and sent the teacher flying. Into the hospital. For one year. With semi-permanent brain damage.
Later, Assembly Hall, Just Before The Last Bell
The principal stood on the stage, waiting for the students to settle down until he made the announcement.
"So bitc.. I mean kids settle down. I have an important announcement to make."
The students quietly settled knowing that the more time they wasted, the later would they get home.
"Well students the fact is that your martial arts teacher was bitch-smacked through our schools walls and to the hospital. As he obviously can't continue his duties AND since we can't find a new teacher, until further notice your Martial Arts period would be switched with..."
"SPORTS PERIOD!" the whole student body shouted.
"Yoga." the unaffected principal continued.
"THE FUCK?" the whole student body AND the teachers shouted.
"Yup. I even have a teacher in mind. Once she confirms, I'll inform you. Now you may disperse."
Gohan, Videl, Sharpner and Erasa fist-pumped in thier mind.
'Free at last.'
Even Later, Son Home
"Mom! I am back. Please lay the table. I am hungry."
"Oh! Gohan you have come at just the right time. Will you drop Goten to Trunks' place? He wants to play with him."
"Sure mom."
"Good. Your food will be given to you after you come back from Capsule Corp."
"Okay mom. By the way, where is Goten?"
"He has been packing his clothes. He said that he will have a sleepover today"
"Awww.. you never let me have one of those."
"ARE YOU SAYING THAT I AM A BAD MOTHER?"
"Eh.. no. Not at all."
Chi-Chi calmed down and spoke up again.
"Good. Now go drop him. The more time you'll waste, the later will you get your food."
"Yes Ma'am!" Gohan stood in attention, saluting his mother.
"Just.. Just go change and drop Goten."
"Ah.. alright mom."
Even Even More Later, Capsule Corp.
"Here you are Goten."
"Yay! I'll get to play with Dr..."
And with that Goten ran inside.
'Since I am here, might as well go to meet Bulma and Trunks. Maybe I'll even spar a little with Vegeta. That is, if I don't die of hunger.'
Gohan strolled through the maze of the passages directly to Bulma's room. He knocked on the door and waited.
No answer.
He knocked again.
No answer.
This was something strange as he was feeling both husband and wife's Ki inside the room.
Thinking that they must be sleeping he went further to find Mrs. Brief with a tray in her hand.
"Oh Gohan. You have come at exactly the right time. I've just baked a fresh lot of cakes and cookies. Come and grab some handsome."
Gohan blushed at the comment and went inside to eat. He started inhaling the food like, a vacuum cleaner.
"Oh look at you. You are just like your lovely father."
Gohan immediately stopped eating.
"In what regard?"
"Well you're both strong, polite and look at you eating! You look just like him in that orange Gi of his."
"It was the only thing he left me."
"Awww.. that's so sweet."
Gohan grumbled and continued eating.
"Thanks for the food Mrs. Briefs but, by any chance, do you have any idea about when Vegeta and Bulma are going to wake up?"
"Why of course, when Vegeta gets tired. They have been at it for more than a hour."
Gohan practically choked on his food as he realized what Mrs. Brief tried to imply.
"Do you mean that... they are like, you know?"
"Know what?"
"You know? Bow-Chika Wow-Wow?"
"What are those noises you are making son?"
"Umm.. actually, leave it. I just sensed Vegeta and Bulma come out."
Gohan ran towards Bulma while sweating bullets."I was interrupting when they were at... the 'vag-eat-ah' thing."
"And you are here talking about it in a corridor where anyone can hear it."
Gohan turned his head to find the head of Capsule Corp. Mrs. Bulma Briefs herself.
"Hey kid. How are you doing?"
"Hi Bulma. I am fine. What about you?"
"I am in my best mood ever. Anyways, I have something important to ask you."
A/N - And this is where I'll be ending it. So now, I'll have to apologize again for the shitty way it is written. I actually am not in a good state of mind right now. It's hard to stay up for 3 days in a row. Well, at least at least for me.
Anyways, my mind in HFIL, I wanted to tell you guys that I have posted one more story and another is soon to follow.
Please do read them, especially the second one which is Operation: Dracul Nuts dealing with a mad three way chase for Dragon balls. Good night and peace to all.
