A/N - YES! I AM BACK!

Cue- Badass Intro of An Unnamed Celebrity (names withheld on request)

IF YOU SUMMON THE...

Oh, sorry guy carried away. But anyways the promises chapter is here. I know I am late but well, to be fair I did write three whole chapters but not on my PC or phone. They're kinda sitting around in my drawer, crumpled up like hell. Well, the reason is that I am not allowed to touch my laptop due to a recently formed habit of watching YouTubers(VSauce and likes) for hours on the end. So I had to write it on paper and to be honest, I am too lazy to rewrite something I had written on paper using my phone.

But hey, if anyone knows a way to computerize handwriting into text please tell me in the reviews or PM it to me.

These are the voices which will be used in whole story.

Normal talking - " Hi!" Thoughts - 'Hmmm' Telepathy - "Stop! Gohan breaking the Fourth Wall - (G- I knew that) Gohan's Dream - Dream

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"Uh, Bulma , sorry but can you stop smoking while I am here?"Gohan asked "I don't like inhaling this poisonous air especially not in this closed space where there is no other air."

"Bah... closed space. There are two vents and doors. Anyways want one?"

"You know I can't smoke right? Still too young."

"Party pooper. Meh"

"So, what did you want to talk about?"

"Well, the first thing is.." Bulma paused for a moment "You see I have just got a vacancy in the R&D Dept"

"Annnd?"

"And I want you to join as the Capsule Corp. as the head of R&D Department."

(G- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! HOLYBLACKONAPOPO¡ I will be the Research and Development Department head? Wait. Why did you do that? What's in it for you?

Me- Stop cussing. I just demand 10% cut of your salary. Every month.

G- *Goingtogangstamode* I'm not goin ta give any O's mah moolah to anyone.

Me- 10% of your 100k Zeni per month.

G- 100K EEEEEEEEEEE *Faints*

Me-And this is how we earn 10k Zeni for free. For more free cash tips log on to cumin/bches)

5 Minutes Later

"Kid. Hey. Gohan? Hello?"

"Ugh Hugh, huh?" said Gohan in a daze.

"Kid you okay?"

"Uh sure. I was just dazed for some time. 90k is a lot of Zeni."

"Actually your salary is 100k but hey, wanna check out our lab?"

"Save that for later. I have to go eat lunch and then go meet Piccolo"

'Nothing is more important to a Saiyan than his food.' Thought Bulma.

Same Time, Satan Mansion

'Finally. Home at last. Now let's check out Gohan on that site Erasa mentioned. What was it's name? Gossipchat? Wikipedia? Chattypedia? How do I open it? Why the hell is this computer not working?"

"Aargh I'll just ask Erasa to come over." said Videl, taking out her phone and dialing Erasa's number. "Hey Vids, how are you? What are you doing? I am so bored right now."

"Hey Erasa. If you're free, would you mind coming over to my house?"

"Absolutely Not. Gimme a minute and I'll be there." Saying this, Erasa hangs up the phone.

'Phew, Erasa must be on a sugar high.' Thought Videl.

Just then a dust storm arises on the road and Erasa pops out of the dust. "Hey Videl!" Shouted Erasa.

"Aaaaa! Where did you come from?"

"Huff. Ran all the way."

"Very well. Don't jump scare me next time."

"So what did you call me for?""

Videl's face reddened. "Actually..."

"You finally found your 'special one' ?"

"No! Don't be silly." Said Videl " I need work done here."

Erasa gave a canine-less grin and asked ,"So, what do you want 'me' to do?"

"Well, I kinda can't figure out how to use my computer."

Erasa gagged. "Videl this is the twenty-first century and you can't figure out computers?"

"Just tell me how to do it Erasa. I didn't ask you to come here just to listen to a lecture."

"Oh, fine."

Erasa finally turns on the computer, which was not working earlier as it was disconnected from the power supply.

"So what do you want to do now?"

"Well, I want to search Gossipedia."

"Ahhh. Girlie picking up tips. What topic do you want to check out?"

Videl's face turned red. "Gohan Son."

Erasa's face lit up like a tube light. She wiggled her eyebrows.

"Finally. Finally, a boy who caught your eye? And that too on your first meeting?"

Videl's face turned into a darker shade shade of red. She tried to explain herself.

"No, no, I am not interested in him in that way. I just want to learn more about him. He seems to be a 'strange' sort of guy."

Erasa rolled her eyes. "That's just what everyone says baby."

'Videl and Gohan together! What a cute couple. It is the first time Videl has been interested in a boy. I must make it work.'

And from this point onwards it became Erasa's secret mission(which isn't that much of a secret now) to hook up Gohan and Videl.

"Shut up Erasa and just do the work."

"You're no fun."

" No, I am not."

"Okay. Son Gohan. Annnd done."

"Huh? What is this?"

"Oh My! Some user named 'Wukongparodyson' has edited the page! "

"The only things written on it is #nahogcooldawg and#lickmahass."

"Sorry Videl."

"I guess I shall have to do this the old way."

Erasa raised an eyebrow.

"Digging out his police files. They must have something."

"Uh, okay."

"And YOU are coming."

Erasa's face whitened.

"Bu.. bu.. my hair! I had gotten it permed yesterday."

"Like I care."

After An Hour Of Restless Searching

"Got it!" Shouted Videl "Let's see. Come over Erasa."

"Phew."

Videl read the profile out loud for her friend.

"Name- Gohan Son.

Residence-Mt. Pauzu.

Mother's Name - Chi-Chi Son

Father's Name- Goku Son

Age- Unknown.

Weight- Unknown.

Height- Unknown.

Farts? No

Facts- Goku's Son, "

'Huh? I've heard that somewhere.' Thought Videl.

She shrugged the thought off and continued.

"1. Father got an ass-load of money (A/N- The load a donkey(ASS) can carry. Geez, what were you guys thinking?) by winning the WMAT.

2. He had won a police shooting competition with the first prize of an amazingly cute ass .(A/N- A cute donkey obviously. Go away you perverted asses.)

3. He has a very big banana...

farm in which he grows big watermelons.

4. Farm produce is non-taxable due to royal exemption from Ox-King.

Notes

1. Dad placed on GHCGP list.

2. From royal bloodline of the former Tyrant-King" After finishing the fine Videl paused for a moment and then continued. "Either Gohan is a lot more strange than I thought or someone in the department has a very bad and dirty sense of humour.

"I am inclined to agree."

A/N - That's the end of this chapter. I know a bit short, but I am busy writing the third chapter of my next story in this timeline, Operation : Dracul Nuts. I hope you enjoyed this one and as always, thanks for reading, following, favouriting and reviewing.

Read on for a sneak peek of the first chapter of my soon to be uploaded story, Operation : Dracul Nuts.

Chapter 1.

It was a very pleasant day outside.

Trunks longed for a breath of fresh air but was unable to leave as his mother had piled a lot of homework upon him, some of which was far too difficult for other kids his age.

But he wasn't one of the other kids. He was the heir to Capsule Corp. and the Saiyan Prince's son. Still, sometimes he wished that he could live a normal life, even if it meant not possessing all those riches and powers. And that was a lot, being richer than many countries put together and powerful enough to blast a planet to oblivion.

His chain of thoughts was broken as his only friend, Goten entered his room.

"Hey Trunks. How're you?"

"I'm fine." He replied, his voice dull.

Then suddenly Goten started to talk in whispers.

"Hey, aren't you bored sitting here all day? My mom had also set me to do the same books, but I finished only half. They are so boooring." Goten realized that he was going off-topic stopped.

"Say Trunks..."

"Whaaat?"

"Wanna go hunt for Dragon Balls?"

Trunks immediately stood up, alert.

"Say what?"

"Dragon Balls you know, there are seven of 'em, they gra.."

"I know what are Dragon Balls." Said Trunks, his excitement clear in his voice. "I meant that what do you need them for."

Goten's eyes turned watery. "Well Trunks, you know that my dad died before I was born right?"

"Yeeeah?"

"I wanna wish him back."

"I will help you my friend. Just let my get one of the other two wishes."

"Sure."

Trunks immediately started planning.

"We will need a few of my mom's inventions to complete our journey. Namely an all-in-one vehicle, a few filled food-water capsules, a CC infinity Credit Card and finally the one and only Dragon Radar."

Goten checked Gohan and Bulma's ki.

"Trunks, Gohan and your mom are busy talking. It's a golden chance. We must get the things from her lab."

"Let's Go!"

Gravity Room, Capsule Corp. (To understand this part, you will need to read my two-shot's first chapter, Vegeta Briefs)

"Time to set my plans in motion."

(Play generic evil villain laugh here. Or the TFS Vegeta one.)

"Now where will one of those new Dragon Ball locators be kept?"

End Of Chapter One