Abandoned. Skip to number 9 if you want to use this story as a prompt :) I ain't gon stop ya

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Alright. This is one of those few times that I'm happy my writing isn't that great otherwise I'd be disappointing a lot of peeps.

I cant finish this. It was originally a pervy dream wherein Itachi stumbles across a bathing Sakura who bends over unassuming in his wake. It was just going to be smut tbh.

But I learned the hard way that writing smut, is 100% NOT my thing and that if you ever see me write it, then just know that I tried really hard and was probably pale faced while writing it.

On that same token I HATE it when fanfics go to die with no words from the author on the matter, so I'm going to tell what I was going to have happen.

(also I'm aware that one of the chapters code is showing, im working on that)

1. The itasaku themes.

- I was going to go back and tone them down a lot, make them more subtle.

-A lot more subtle. Why? You ask...

2. The SasuSaku themes

- I was planning on bringing that around full force and shoving the discomfort of Sakura and the earnestness of Sasuke in your face. So much so that maybe you'd start to ship it a bit if you already don't.

-Then I was going to kill off the sas with the giant monster. Slice his head right off in front of Sakura AND Itachi.

-Cue mental break down of two characters

3.Yukiyo

-Mysterious old fart right? NO? Yeah I don't write mystery very well. BUT Yukiyo IS harboring some secrets. Like...

-Background .Yukiyo was actually 'blessed' with the garden when she was very young by a powerful man. Who? I don't know, I really didn't get that far. But it was along the lines of him saving her and stealing her heart to put in the dimension of the herbal garden. How would that work? I mean really? How much logic is there really in the narutoverse?

-She can throw people through dimensions and that's the only power she has.

-Her deal with Kisame. What was it? How is Kisame even alive? Well..

-The deal was to bring him and Itachi back through the use of the strong divine herbs

-Her herb garden is interdimensional (and the herbs themselves are divine. Literally), so she has powers somewhat similar to strong Uchiha. And she knows it.

-In order to not be bound to her powers anymore she was going to revive Itachi and have him take over the garden.

-Why Kisame? Why tf not? Why so many questions?

4.Sakura

-Whats up with her hair? Divine herbs, Yukiyo teased her about her chest but the reality is that she's just a VERY old fashioned lady and felt that sakura's short hair was just not the business, and pretended to be confused when she came back still flat chested. She was genuinely confused about her body having the equivalent of lava skin.

-Whats up with her body? Sakuras body became a portal for the mysterious beast, unintentionally through Yukiyos meddling with her hair.

-Why did her body get so hot that kisame's fishy skin peeled off? I imagine that having your body become a portal would generate some serious heat. Serious. Heat

-Did she even really have an important role in this story? Actually yes. Someone needs to kill the monster.. and Yukiyo ..and Itachi.

5. But I thought this was Itasaku?

-It is. Itachi had to die because with him and Yukiyo alive the dimension with the herb garden would never close.

6.How did Sasuke even find the mountain, Wasnt it shrouded in genjutsu?

-How often does sasuke let genjutsu slow him down?

7. The mysterious Monster..

-What was it? Plot device? The man who 'blessed' Yukiyo? I pulled him out of my ass? the world may never know.

8.You didn't answer all of my questions..

-Ask away below and I will add them to this page.

9.What do I do now?

If you would like to take this story and mold it in a way that appeals to you and post it on here or ff then please do!

I wont hold it against you, in fact when you've finished put the link in a comment so i can go check it out.

Thanks for your patience people :)

10. BUT WHAT ABOUT KISAME? SHOULDN'T HE DIE TOO? Listen here heathens, leave my poor kisame alone. I was going to let him slip through the end. Maybe even leave it as a kisasaku if she wasn't too scarred by the end of it.