*Last Time*
"Aye Natsu…"
-Two Days earlier-
Lucy woke up with the sun in her eyes and she groaned at the thought of moving from her comfortable poisition, suddenly Loke opened his gate along with Virgo. "How are you feeling today princess any of your wounds hurting"he asked "Not until you brought them up" she replied back." Hime-sama can I be punished? Virgo asked " Virgo you won't be punished but you can help me change my wounds before they get infected" Lucy asked. Virgo with a look of disappointment because she wouldn't be punished walked over to her master and started changing her bandages, while she was doing that Loke said in a flirty manner "Princess you should of called me last night so I could help you sleep off the pain" Lucy blushing like a strawberry and screeched " Loke" and Lucy kicked him in the eye. Through out the town a scream was heard of " My glasses"
-Back to Lucy's apartment-
Loke was seen huddling in the corner while hold a broken pair of his shades/glasses (I don't even know) rocking himself back and forth while in a deranged state. Virgo after she was done re-changing Lucy's bandages walked up to Loke and opened her gate and dragged him by the ear to the Spirit World.
- Lucy's Pov-
Once they left I almost jumped up in pain my neck was throbbing. Did Virgo miss a wound or something? I walked to my bathroom and inspected my neck there was a scar. "How did Virgo miss this, Its Huge!" I thought. The scar wasn't as bad as I thought it was it will probably shrink over time. I took a quick shower and changed into a red tube top with gold frills and orange short-shorts with a red belt and my normal black boots,"looking at my outfit reminds me of Natsu's and my magic." I thought.
…Walking to the guild like a Boss Ass Bitch…
I midly thought about Lisanna's threat, but what could she do in One day its just not possible, I laughed a little at that thought as I burst open the guild doors.
-Cana,Mirajane,Levy and Gajeel Pov-
Shit's about to happen!
-Flashback… A day ago-
Gray, Erza, and Lisanna pushed open the doors meekly, bruises litered their bodies they looked like they were ran over by a magic vehical, then hit by every Magnolia train that comes into the train station. The guild members gasped Erza coughed out blood before saying " Lucy attacked us when we tried to apologize for kicking her off the team." Gray hacked then cleared his throat saying " She casted Urano Metria on us and while we were dazed she had her spirits beat us up." Lisanna looking the worst out of them coughed up a pile of blood and croaked " Please help us " them they passed out. The guild members rushed towards them and surrounded their bodies, Mirajane pushed towards the front and lifed up her sister's body while crying a river of tears, Gajeel along with Levy picked up Gray but not before Gajeel threw Erza over his shoulder. They carried them to the infirmary and started treating their wounds, Levy accidently brushed against one of Gray's cuts and she quickly pulled her hand back while walking out the door. When she sat at Gajeel ( lonely) table they struck up a conversation when Gajeel suddenly asked "why do you have makeup on you?" " huh what are you talking about?" she questoned " You have makeup on your hand " he replied " This is Gra- she looked at her hand and saw a makeup smudge along with the remants of a spell, I mean this is Gray's cut that I brushed against. " " Well when I wateched Erza and Lisanna puke out blood it smelled fake and their cuts look like one of those Makeup magic toys" Levy looked at him weirdly and questioned " How do you know about that?" " I smell a bunch of women and girls using it whenever I walk past them" "So, that means Gray was using makeup, wow does he have any pride." " Surprisingly, All of their bruises are real so either Lucy spirits punch harder than we thought or they all abused themselves to make Lucy look bad." Gajeel said. "Obviously they abused themselves to make Lucy look bad." Said Mira joining the conversation along with Cana who nodded her head. "Cana told me that those wounds were fake and I may have threw Lisanna a little hard on the bed thays why she's sleeping right now.
-Flashback within a flashback Mira's Pov-
Cana motioned me over and I set Lisanna down on a empty table " Mira those wounds on Erza,Grey and Lisanna are fake" " What how could they be fake Lisanna and Erza coughed out BLOOD" I wispered/shouted. " I don't know but my cards told me to be wary of those three and to warn everyone I can cause they are going to cause serious trouble for Lucy." I knew than that my own little sister was lying. I walked over to lisanna and roughly picked her up I walked up the stairs and opened the infirmary door with one hand and walked in, I then proceded to 'trip' on a 'imaginary rock' amd dropped Lisanna making her hit her head on the bed railing and really knocking her out if she was faking it or not, she was going to be out of for awhile.
"So Lisanna faked it and Erza and Gray went along with it they might be under a spell, I need to go to the library." Levy concluded while running to the library with Gajeel not far behing her.
"They should just get married already." Mira said. Cana nodded her head again while trying to think of Lisanna's plan, she suddenly jumped out of her chair, scratched her hair like a mad woman and screamed "I NEED BOOZE!" "Ok Cana just get off the table." Mira said with a evil aura surrounding her.
And they all lived happily ever after …NOT
Lisanna bitched the whole story up :p
A/N: Random reader review "bitch why the eff you update today and write a short ass chapter when you said that yesterday you were gonna write two chapters(this didn't happen…yet)
Me: I 'm sorry please hit me( bends head) I went out yesterday and came back late and died and when I was became alive again it was Sunday. Also my charger just botched up and now I 'm having troubles charging my tablet and its were I write my fanfictions so yay my weekend sucked ball sacks I'll try to update as quick as possible but untill this problem is fixed be prepared for the most random of updates in the whole world
