"Takao-san, you seem tired."

The said point guard gave a weak smile in response to Himuro's statement and ran a hand through his long raven-colored hair.

"Ah haha, it's nothing," he said. "I just had to pedal the rickshaw a little bit longer than my stamina can keep up with. Shin-chan can really be the slavedriver. His lucky item was even heavier today than usual!"

"That's pretty bad," Himuro sympathised. "I feel your pain. Atsushi can be pretty troublesome as well. He refuses to practice unless we bribe him with snacks. And then he practices even harder than everyone else and still claims he hates basketball. Seriously, it's irritating."

"You think that's bad?" Kasmatsu snorted, overhearing the conversation between the two freshmen. "That dumb blonde always had this posse of at least ten fangirls trailing him wherever he goes, so we always have a crowd whenever we practice. And he's always skipping out of practice to go to a modeling shoot or some random date."

"Ki-chan's not as bad as Dai-chan," Momoi pouted, heading over to where the argument was taking place. "The damn ganguro's such a pervert. I was cleaning out his locker and found five porn magazines stashed beneath his jersey! His grades are terrible and he skips school just so that he can sleep! He's so annoying."

"Are you talking about the Generation of Miracles?" Kotaro said, coming out of nowhere with the other Uncrowned Generals following close behind. "Ha! We've got y'all beat! Our Miracle has a split personality. Yeah, Akashi's a great captain and all, but seriously, he's so sadistic! If you disobey him in practice, he triples your training menu and then interferes with your grades in school! I'm not even kidding!"

"What are you talking about?" Kagami broke in, rolling his eyes. "Kuroko's the weirdest of all the MiraGen freaks. He's so quiet and emotionless that you can never tell what he's thinking, but then he just kinda comes out and boom! he hits you dead on with these words that you can't argue with because they're true. He's also got this love for basketball, even though he knows his physique isn't prime for the sport. And you might think that he's the most sane of all the GoM, but he's so stupid! He always lands himself in situations where he could get seriously hurt and then his teammates have to get him out of it! Then you've got the fact his presence is so low, he has to remind you that he's there! Dammit, it scares me to death whenever he does that. And he never seems to have a problem with spouting embarrassing shit, it's so awkward being his partner."


"What are they talking about over there?"

The Generation of Miracles and their phantom sixth man were sitting alone in a booth of the restaurant their teammates had dragged them to. Aomine had momentarily glanced over to the other tables and saw Momoi, Takao, Himuro, Kasamtsu, Kotaro, and Kagami in a heated argument. The other GoM members looked over to where Aomine was looking and Kuroko shrugged.

"Let's just leave them to their argument," he suggested. "Our teammates are very weird after all."

"Yeah."

"That's true, nanodayo."


Haha! Finally, I get to write Midorin's catchphrase! I've been waiting until the perfect moment arose. Reviews are welcome! Oh, and I just posted another fic, so make sure to check that out!

Like always, thanks!

-Kurotaku63