"DAMMIT!"

Kuroko sighed; Kagami was on fire, but not in a good way. Why was it that all the good Lights were so hotheaded? And during a game, nonetheless. Someone on the opposing team just had to say something that just happened to aggravate Kagami. To prevent Kagami from obtaining any more fouls, they called a time out.

"Calm down, Kagami!" Hyuuga yelled, having absolutely no affect on the ace.

"Yeah, c'mon! The time out's almost over!" the coach piped in, slapping him with her paper fan.

"OW!" Kagami yelped and rounded on the coach. "What was that for?"

"Oi, Kuroko," Furihata mumbled, tapping the shadow on the shoulder. "Do something."

"How am I supposed to calm him down?" Kuroko asked, addressing the rest of the team who were looking equally tense at their ace's dumb behavior. "There's no reaching Kagami-kun in this state."

"I dunno, just do whatever you do to calm him down..."

Kuroko turned to his Light, contemplating the best way to calm down a raging fire. The knee-bending thing would just piss him off even more, punching him would just piss him off even more, anything would just piss the ace off even more. He needed to shock the ace so bad that he just stopped being angry. Then Kuroko had a moment of inspiration.

"Kagami, you damn son-of-a-bitch, can you just shut your trap hole for one fucking second?"

Everyone went quiet; Kagami just stared at his Shadow who had just sprouted a very offensive comment in English. How the hell did Kuroko even know English?

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

Kuroko sighed; apparently Kagami was just too angry. Only one thing left to do.

"Kagami-kun, we are not an old married couple, we only just recently started dating so there's no reason for us to be arguing like we've slept together."

Maybe I went too far? Kuroko wondered as the whole team stared at him with their mouths open and the atmosphere became overwhelming heavy.

"K-Kuroko-kun..."

"Now if you're calmed down, let's bang it out on the court."

The timeout ended and Kuroko marched onto the court, leaving his team to stare at his receding back. Izuki was the first to break out of his stupor and look at Kagami.

"Kagami, are you the uke or the seme?"

"OI!"


I just had to give you guys another drabble before school starts, I'm sorry.

Let me go check what I rated this thing. If it's T I gotta change it to M 'cause of this one.