Thanks to ChaosTwinOfDestruction for showing me this picture, AKASHI IS SO CUTE AAAAA
Enjoy!
"Man, I still don't see why we have to do this every year," Aomine said in a voice that clearly expressed his boredom. "It just takes up time."
"It's important to keep track of you health, Aomine," Akashi stated patiently. "You're an athlete, it is important to take care of your body."
"Yeah, but once a semester is sort of a pain in the ass..."
Kuroko walked up to his group of friends who were watching Akashi and Aomine, unnoticed. Used to being ignored even by his club members, he sat quietly, waiting for his name to be called for the nurse's examination along with all the other second year boys. Akashi and Aomine continued to biker back and forth to the amusement and annoyance of the other Miracles.
"Aomine-kun, you are being rather loud," Kuroko said blandly. Aomine and the rest of the Miracles jumped and snapped their gaze toward Kuroko, just realizing he was there."
"Tetsu! When did you get here?" Aomine demanded.
"I've been here the whole time."
"Eh? Maji?" Aomine sighed as his and Akashi's name were called with all the other 'A's' in their year. "Ah. See ya later, Tetsu."
"See ya," Kuroko said, moving forward to fill in Aomine's now vacant space. "Aomine-kun does have a point. These nurse trips are very tedious, aren't they?"
"True," Midorima sighed. "Although Akashi is right. It is important to keep on top of our health as athletes."
After a while, Aomine came out of the nurse's office, re-buttoning his shirt. Akashi was no where in sight. However, as it was totally possible that Akashi was just taking longer to be checked out, Kuroko let this detail slide and greeted his friend.
"How was it?"
"Same old, same old," Aomine sighed. "Nurse told me to balance out my nutrition. Something about eating too much meat and not enough vegetables."
Predictably, Midorima started to chew Aomine out, lecturing him on the proper things to eat to maintain a healthy body. Kuroko glanced at the nurse's door and found that Akashi still hadn't emerged.
"Did you happen to see what Akashi-kun was doing?" Kuroko asked Aomine.
"I dunno," Aomine said. "But it looked like he and the nurse were arguing the last time I saw him."
This fact registered strangely in Kuroko's head. Since when was Akashi one to argue with an authority figure? Deciding to put his misdirection to use, Kuroko walked away from his friends to the general outcry of, "Kuroko?!" and slipped through the door.
"Please, Akashi-kun," the nurse pleaded as Kuroko walked inside the room. "Your pediatrician sent me a note, you must have this vaccination."
"NO!" Akashi screamed, his body suddenly tense. Kuroko jumped in surprise; his captain was acting quite out of character. "I REFUSE!"
"It has been confirmed," Kuroko muttered to himself, whipping out a his phone and snapping a picture of his vulnerable looking friend. Then he tucked the phone away as it was in violation to the rules, and stepped towards Akashi. "Akashi-kun," he said soothingly, putting a hand on Akashi shoulder. "It's just a shot!"
"Don't you realize that having a shot is the equivalent to having a needle and mock virus thrust into your body?" Akashi asked, sounding slightly hysterical. Then his eyes widened as he realized who he was now addressing. "Kuro-?"
"Help me!" the nurse gasped. "Hold him down!"
I can't hold Akashi-kun down, Kuroko thought. I'm too weak in comparison to him and the rest of the starters-
Kuroko pivoted on his heel and burst out the door, coming back in with a mildly bemused Murasakibara.
"Please, can you just hold him down?" the nurse asked desperately, taking a small package Kuroko was sure contained the shot. "He needs to take this!"
Murasakibara contemplated the nurse and then his panicking captain, looking rather like he feared Akashi more than the authority of the school. Kuroko tapped his shoulder (the highest point on the center that the shadow could reach) and said, "I'll give you the next winning ice-pop stick I get."
Without anymore hesitation, Murasakibara planted both of his abnormally large hands on Akashi's shoulders, immediately subduing the smaller teen to slight tremors in his arm. Sighing, the nurse rolled back the sleeve of Akashi's uniform and took out the shot. Akashi let out a tiny whimper and Kuroko took another picture in spite of himself.
"You should distract him," the nurse said. "I can't get a clear shot of his arm, he's trembling too much."
"Neh, Akashi-kun," Kuroko said. "Let's all go play street basketball after school. We don't have club activities, so couldn't we all play together? And Murasakibara-kun, you'll come too, right?"
"Eh?" Murasakibara said lazily. "Hm...sure, Kuro-chin. Let's play basketball, Aka-chin."
"Yeah..." Akashi breathed, his tremors ceasing as the nurse plunged the needle into his arm. "Yeah, let's play basketball..."
Murasakibara took his hands off Akashi's shoulders and he sprang up from his seat, hurrying to the door. Kuroko and Murasakibara stared after their captain then at each other with looks of equal amusement on their faces.
"Neh, Kuro-chin," Murasakibara said as they followed Akashi's footsteps out the door. "Can you send me those pictures later?" Kuroko smiled.
"Of course, Murasakibara-kun."
WELL THIS SUCKS.
Holy sheit it's nearly been two months. This drabble would've come out sooner, if wasn't for my computer who was being a bitch to me for the past few days.
Guys, I NEED IDEAS.
And now I'm going to take a nap. I hate school.
-Joy Goldenpine
