The Legend of Rape
Chapter 2: Poe Rape
A/N: Set in Ocarina of Time
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Link was minding his own business, just wandering outside in Hyrule field after dark when a Poe suddenly appeared, cackling wickedly and spinning around the Hero of Time, throwing little fire balls. Link slashed the Poe to pieces and the ghost's lamp shattered.
Link looked at the Poe Soul for a moment and whipped out his handy dandy bottle and stuffed the poor undead thing inside it. He corked the bottle and headed for the ruined Castle Town, planning on selling the Poe Soul there so he could get some weed from the Happy Grass Salesman (previously known as the Happy Mask Shop Salesman).
However, Link didn't get very far, because just then, a posse of Poes appeared out of thin air, completely surrounding him. They shook their lanterns angrily and cackled.
"…………….." Link said, unsheathing his sword. However, Link was no match for nine Poes at once and in a matter of seconds, the Poes had burned off all of Link's clothes and began to haunt Link's body, using their paranormal penises to fuck the Hero of Time until he was crying like Darunia's annoying little pansy ass son.
"……. :'( ………………" Link cried, and when the Poes had had their fun, the left him there. The last thing Link saw before he blacked out was the swinging of his supernatural semes' lanterns.
