A/N: Thank you, to all of those who reviewed, favorited, alerted and read. I LOVE YOU ALL -tears of joy-.
Anyway, when I read this story, all of my thoughts are 'I suck. Those typos...And the things I forgot to put in...AND LOOK AT THOSE WORDS!' Damn Google translate for being full of flaws :/ You didn't think I'm this good in long English words, did you? XD
Please forgive my horrible skills Q_Q. (but at least I write here better than when I write at school. My grades are worse than you'd imagine Y_Y.
000
Hidan woke up feeling like the happiest being under the sun. He turned to his left side, looked at his window, and grinned widely.
'Such a beautiful weather!' He thought, looking at the gloomy and raining weather. Though that weather wasn't what he was seeing. He was seeing the brightest sky, snow white clouds, emerald green garden, and warm sunshine.
You'd think that he was on crack, but truly, he was too happy to see anything bad.
'I'LL SEE KAKUZUUUUUUUUUU!'
He flew out of his bed, dressing up in his morning robe, rushing to his private bathroom, taking a shower, brushing his teeth, gelling up his hair, dressing up, rushing to the kitchen, and screaming at the top of his lungs.
''GOOOOOOOOD FUCKIIIIIIING MOOOOOOORNING, BITCHES!''
''Good mood, I see?'' His father snorted.
''HIDAN! CLEAN YOUR FILTHY TONGUE! Such a bad language in the morning!'' His mother scolded.
''Good fucking morning to you too, bitch.'' His brother laughed.
''Good morning, Honey!'' His ''wife'' squealed, making Hidan's good mood brake down into million pieces...
''WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?'' He shrieked, not caring if she was right there, hearing him.
''You two are going to marry soon, idiot. She's going to be living here from now on.'' Takeshi smirked, knowing Hidan didn't like Yuki one bit. And honestly, he understood why. She was the most annoying thing he had ever seen in his entire life. Well, that was a little exaggerated. At his 'most annoying things' list, she came second. After his alarm clock, of course.
Hidan's eye twitched, making Takeshi burst into maniacal laughter. ''TAKESHI YOU FUCKING DICK! I'LL SHOVE THIS TOAST UP YOUR ASS!''
''Hidan! Language!'' His mother said. She turned around and gave him a glare, unconsciously loosing her grip on the HOT coffee cup and spilled it on Osamu's lap.
''GAAAAAAAAAAAH! MAI YOU IDIOT! GET SOME GODDAMNED WATER! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!''
000
Kakuzu didn't have the same good mood. Not at all. In fact, he felt like he really should just kill himself. Why would he be living if life was such a bitch? There wasn't one single thing that was worth living for to him. Not happiness, not joy, not his family, and not Hidan.
He ''forgot'' to mention one more person.
He got up, cracking his bones as usual. He did his morning routine, but this time he didn't go to the kitchen.
He could hear Toru's voice.
He quickly went to his room, locking the door silently. He had no idea why, but he didn't feel like talking to his fiance. He sighed, sitting on his bed and praying Toru wouldn't come to his room.
No such luck.
Gentle knocks came from the door, and he already knew that it was no point in ignoring it.
''Come in...'' He said.
The door opened up to reveal a smiling Toru, looking at him with warm black eyes. Kakuzu felt slightly guilty for hating the guy so much. He never did anything wrong...
Kakuzu convinced himself that he should be a little kinder from then on...
''Hey.'' The stitched male said, smiling a little.
Toru's eyes widened. Kakuzu greeted him. Kakuzu greeted him. Smiling even! This day must be special, because Kakuzu never did that to anyone.
''Hey!'' He sat beside the stitched man. ''So what's the occasion?'' He laughed.
''Occasion? What occasion?''
''There has to be some sort of special thing happening today! I mean, your actually talking to me! And greeted! And smiled even!''
''Is there something wrong with that?'' Despite Kakuzu's recent kind actions, his voice was as emotionless as ever.
''Wrong? No dammit! It's great! You should smile more often!'' Toru laughed, making Kakuzu feel a little warm. 'What's this feeling?'
''Soooo, I heard your sister is now living with that silver haired bastard...'' Toru had began feeling hatred for that guy since the party. He was trying to hit on Kakuzu! His Kakuzu. Yes. That meant he wasn't giving up either. He didn't give two cents about the fact that it could pretty much kill him and his entire family. The guy wanted competition? Than so be it. Toru wasn't giving up anytime soon.
''I don't care.''
''Wow. Kakuzu, your really weird. One second you become unusually kind and the other you get back to your old sour self. Though I don't mind either of them.'' He smiled a warm smile.
'Why does this guy have to be so kind?' Unlike everyone else. No one has ever been that kind to Kakuzu. He felt really guilty. How could he be hating such a kindhearted person? If anything, he owed him everything.
''...Thank you, Toru.'' He said. Angry at himself for being this cold.
''Huh? For what?''
''Everything.''
And for once, Kakuzu kissed Toru. Wholeheartedly.
Though he still didn't know what that warm feeling in his stomach was...
….Yet.
000
''That was so fucking priceless...'' Takeshi giggled, having a terrible stomachache from laughing at the coffee incident that morning. His parents had gone totally nuts. Not to mention Hidan's depression right then.
''Shut up, Takeshi.'' He muttered.
''Sour, eh? You were all hyper in the mornin', what happened now?'' Takeshi smirked, already knowing the answer. He just wanted to hear it.
''I'm not giving you the satisfaction, fucker.'' Hidan glared.
''I'm not asking for anything.'' He said innocently. ''I just want to hear what is depressing my dear younger brother.''
''Bullshit. And you know why! I'm fucking lucky that that bitch isn't clinging to my arm right now! Seriously, she's stalked me everywhere! I can't even go to the bathroom without feeling eyes on me! And now she's staying!''
''Heh. Finally you said it. Anyway, it's boring seeing you like this. Just think of the thing that made you happy in the morning and you'll get happy again or something.''
''Hmm...Wait... Hold on a second!'' The silver haired man turned to look at the clock, and gaped.
''IT'S 2.45 PM! FUCK!'' He shrieked, finally remembering his meeting with Kakuzu. And he was late. It took 20 minutes to the meeting place in Konoha. (I'm not so creative, so you can use your imagination)
''What? You have a meeting?'' His brother asked.
''Yup! And a pretty nice one at that.'' He smirked. Takeshi immediately knew what he was talking about, being his older brother. Hidan had told him everything, because he knew he could trust him.
''Well, don't do anything stupid. And good luck!'' He shouted, watching as Hidan ran out of the room and slammed the door behind him.
000
Kakuzu felt his anger boil. Where was that damned fool? He was the one who decided the meeting time and he was the one who was late...
He crossed his arms, his foot tapping. Finally, the annoying loud voice showed up.
''Shit! Sorry I'm late. I..uhm..had to keep your sister off!'' That was kind of true...
''Whatever. What did you want to talk about?'' Kakuzu said, jumping directly to the point.
''Eh? Why such a hurry? I mean, this is such a nice place and all...So why not take a walk?'' He grinned innocently.
''…..'' Kakuzu stared at him blankly.
He scratched the back of his neck. ''Ehehehehe...ehe...hehe...'' Yup. Awkward.
''..Alright.'' Kakuzu said, turning around and began walking.
'Yes!'
000
They walked for about 10 minutes, with Hidan talking nonstop and Kakuzu occasionally commenting.
With 'shut up's...
Which Hidan ignored, of course.
And the fact that Hidan kept bumping into Kakuzu as they walked didn't make Kakuzu anymore happy.
And the fact that Hidan was talking about Toru wasn't making it better.
Kakuzu tried to contain his temper as the silver haired Jashinist insulted his fiance, and settled for entertaining himself with images of Hidan laying dead in his grave. Though the next thing Hidan said made Kakuzu snap back to reality.
''Do you even like that bitch, Kakuzu?''
Did he really like him? Sure, he kissed him, but that was because he was his fiance and he had to do it...right? It wasn't like he loved him. No. Kakuzu never loved anyone but his family, and he isn't going to change that fact.
''Kakuzu?''
He was getting a headache...
''What?'' He said, sitting on a nearby bench.
''You didn't answer. Do you like that guy, Toru or whatever?'' Say no say no say no say no say no say no SAY NO!
''Ye-...No...'' He didn't know what to say. There seemed to be some sort of civil war inside of his brain. The part that said he didn't like Toru...
...And the part that said he loved him.
Either Hidan was too stupid to realize the hesitation or he just ignored it, because he seemed satisfied enough. ''Okay. So...OH! By the way! Seriously, you need to tell your sister that she can kill people with her annoying shrilly voice! I mean really you'd think...'' And he kept on talking, making Kakuzu want to strangle something. Most preferable the Jashinist's neck.
000
Three pair of eyes looked at the two sitting figures. One of them was a boy, with dark brown hair tied into a high ponytail making his head look like a pineapple. Another one of the three was a fat boy, with long spiky hair and dark eyes. The last one of the three was a skinny blonde girl, with pale sky blue eyes.
All three of them were glaring at the figures.
Soon enough, the three retreated back from were they came. But not before memorizing the place...
000
''...So I told him to fuck off, and he just stared at me like one of those old guard-the-house dogs! And then, he was like 'You there! Your going to pay!'. And I seriously laughed my ass off, because the way he said 'you' sounded like 'yaou'. So he did some hand signs and I grabbed my scythe...''
Kakuzu had a very hard time fighting off the temptation to throw the talk addicted Jashinist in the sea in front of them. In all of the 15 minutes they were sitting there, he hadn't shut up or even taken a pause. One could have believed he'd eaten a radio for god's sake!
''Uh..Kakuzu...'' Hidan suddenly said.
''What?''
''There's a paper bomb right ther-''
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
And they went flying backwards. Looking up, Kakuzu observed their attackers.
'Konoha shinobi...'
He straightened himself, glaring at them. He was about to talk when suddenly, but not surprisingly, a voice interrupted him.
''Oi! What the fuck do you guys think your doing? Interrupting us like that! I shall sacrifice you all to Jashin-sama, you filthy heathens!'' He did some hand signs and out of the smoke came the scary giant scythe.
Kakuzu was again about to talk, when he was, yet again, interrupted. This time by the sound of stabbing. He looked at the Konoha shinobi, and saw that none of them were hurt or bloodied, but they all looked shocked, and they were all looking at something beside him.
Turning to look at what caught their interest, he almost jumped out of his skin.
''IDIOT! WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU STABBING YOURSELF?'' He screeched. Suddenly he realized that the guy should already be dead, due to how deep the wound was. But he was standing there, alive, and laughing like a maniac for some reason. He placed his foot on the blood that fell down on the ground, and drew a strange circle with a triangle inside.
He watched as the silver haired male ran up to the Konoha shinobi, and swung his scythe at them.
That continued in a good while until he managed to stab one of them in the stomach. Loud screams came out of the leaf shinobi's mouth as he doubled over in pain. Kakuzu watched with raised eyebrows as the Jashinist brought his bloodied scythe up to his mouth, and licked some of the blood off. Kakuzu's eyes widen as Hidan's skin turned black and white, looking like a grim reaper.
Giggling crazily, Hidan walked back into the circle, muttered a prayer and stabbed himself in the heart, wanting to finish quickly.
The Konoha shinobi's eyes widen as he screamed a last scream before falling down, dead. The other Konoha shinobi began panicking. They tried to move their legs, but couldn't. Looking down, they saw black thin threads around their legs, stopping them from moving. One of them looked up, only to have his head severed from his body.
Hidan felt wonderful. Killing strangers was a wonderful feeling itself. But killing strangers with Kakuzu was an even greater feeling.
000
Kakuzu watched as the waves lead the dead bodies away from the surface, making the water temporarily pink He walked over to the bench and sat down, sighing as the Jashinist followed him and sat a little too close. He ignored that as he asked a question that had been roaming around in his brain since the fight.
''How could you stay alive?''
''Huh?''
''You didn't die even though you stabbed yourself more than five times. How?''
''Well, once your a saint in Jashinism, you have to stay alive and keep converting people until the next saint appears, so I'm gifted with immortality so I can keep converting people, though there hasn't been many that converted yet...''
''So your immortal?''
''Yeah.''
Kakuzu opened his mouth to speak, but quickly closed it. He didn't trust the immortal enough to tell him that secret. He hasn't even told Toru about it...
''So yeah...Almost everybody thinks it's like, the coolest thing to be immortal or somethin', but that is completely fucking wrong. I mean seriously, how is someone supposed to get rid of fangirls? Suicide. And with that option gone, I'm stuck with them, which is something worse than death, believe me. One day I was at the...'' And he began babbling again.
...Until a poison soaked needle appeared from the bushes behind them and nailed him in the neck, driving him unconscious.
Kakuzu jumped up from the bench and turned around to the bush, only to see black dots get bigger and bigger in his sight, and finally, he felt himself hit the ground and went unconscious.
000
Hidan woke up, rubbing his neck when he felt a stinging pain there. He sat up, looking at his surroundings. He sighed in relief once he saw Kakuzu laying on a bed opposite from his, still unconscious. He smiled at the peaceful expression, and turned around to scan his surroundings once more.
They were in a dark room. No windows. No doors.
Bars.
A prison...
'Shit...'
End chapter 4
IT'S 3:36 IN THE MORNING DX I feel like an old chair. Any movement and my back cracks :L.
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