A/N: Holy goddess of Yaoi... SCHOOLS FINALLY OVER O_O I can't believe it! I'm in such a good mood today :D

Though I'm sorry that I may have taken some time updating :/

I don't have very much to say, even if I know probably nobody is reading this boring A/N :)

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000

'Why in the hell are we in a prison?'

Hidan was confused. All they did was defend themselves from attackers, why the fuck did they get in prison for it? And besides, there was no way anyone would have seen the dead bodies, since he and Kakuzu threw them into the sea, which were Konoha's biggest sea. It must be something else that Konoha probably blamed them for. Unless...

..Somebody was watching them when they killed the Konoha shinobi...

'Bastards...'

''What the hell is this place?'' A deep voice spoke up.

''Oh...Kakuzu. About time you woke the fuck up. And this is a prison.''

''Why are we in a prison?'' Kakuzu said, glaring at Hidan.

''Why the glare? I didn't do anything! And I don't know why we're here either...Do you think it's because we killed those shinobi?''

''No. No one would have found the bodies in such a little time.''

''Maybe somebody saw us kill them? Why else would we be in priso-'' Hidan stopped talking as the sound of a door flying open echoed throughout the place. He raised an eyebrow as a man stood in front of the bars of their prison room, glaring at them through black glasses.

''So here you are...Finally found you, you bastard.'' The man said, glaring at Hidan.

''What the hell is your fucking problem? We didn't do anything. Why are we here anyways? And who are you to call me bastard?'' Hidan said, shooting a deadly look at the now smirking man.

''I'm Ebisu, and I can call anyone here whatever I want. You are here because of a crime you committed . Murder. Now we in Konoha don't care if you murdered somebody from another country, but too bad for you the one you killed was not only an important Jounin from Konoha, but also the son of the third Hokage.'' The man said, looking at Hidan. Kakuzu assumed that only Hidan was guilty.

''Then what am I doing here? I didn't do anything.'' Kakuzu said, ignoring Hidan's pout.

''Your suspected to be the companion of the murderer, since he wasn't alone that night. You two were together when we captured you, so it's not wrong assuming you were the one with him.''

''What the hell are you saying? Murder? I never murdered anyone from this shitty country. I don't even live here. Sorry to tell you, but you got the wrong guy here.'' Hidan said, not recalling a time when he killed anyone from Konoha when he once visited there... Well, only those shinobi that attacked him and Kakuzu, but that was beside the point.

''We didn't get the wrong guy, and we are sure. Thanks to the witnesses who were there when you killed him.'' Ebisu said, smirking. The Hokage had been very upset and was in a pretty bad moon when his son died, which meant that every Konoha shinobi had to suffer many incidents. Especially Ebisu, since he was the third Hokage's grandson's special teacher. He was very happy that the two murderers were finally in prison and he decided that he was the one that would make them pay for the trouble they did.

''Witnesses? Witnesses? How the fuck can you even be sure those ''witnesses'' are telling the damn truth? And I'll tell you something here, I've only met Kakuzu just yesterday, and this is the first time we visited Konoha together, so don't you fucking place the blame on someone your not sure to be guilty you fucking son of a bitch!'' What was the guy even talking about? Hidan had only been in Konoha once. One time with Deidara and Kisame and the 2nd time was with Kakuzu. Yes, he remembered having been threatening some villagers with Deidara and Kisame, but he didn't kill anyone of them...did he?

''Those witnesses are the three students of the Jounin you killed. They have seen every thing you did, and they are pretty sure it was you. Unfortunately, they didn't see the face of your companion, but they are sure that it was a male.'' Ebisu said. He looked at his watch, and decided that it was time he left for the meeting he had with those witnesses.

''I have to go now. I don't want any trouble, or you'll have to pay for it dearly...'' He shot them a last glare before leaving, slamming the metal door loudly behind him.

000

Ebisu entered the room where three people were sitting. Those three were all chuunin, about 15-17 years old. Ebisu sat down and took off his glasses. He opened his mouth to begin the talk.

''Ino, Chouji, Shikamaru...Are you really sure that it was those two?''

Shikamaru snarled. ''Yes we're sure. Though we don't know if the stitched guy is guilty. But that silver haired psycho was the one that killed Asuma-sensei.'' Shikamaru hated Hidan with every fiber of his being. Asuma was like a father to Shikamaru. He had sworn that he will someday get revenge. He knew he couldn't kill the Jashinist, since Asuma tried that when he got attacked, but he will make sure that the immortal suffers.

''What do you think we should do with the stitched one, Shikamaru?'' Ebisu asked.

''We should keep him locked. And preferably in a different cell than the silver haired one.''

''But we're not sure if he was the companion of the murderer.''

''I don't care. It could be him. And besides, who would care if he got killed? He's not from this village, and the loss of him wouldn't be troublesome unless he is some kind of important shinobi.''

''Well...then it's settled...'' Ebisu said, watching as the three walked out of the room.

000

''Mom! Is Hidan back yet? It's getting late!'' Takeshi hollered. He was slightly worried about his little brother. Yes, Hidan was always late, but not this late. What could have happened?

Then it hit him.

Flashback

''What? You have a meeting?''

''Yup. And a pretty nice one at that.'' Hidan smirked. Takeshi immediately knew what he was talking about, being his older brother. Hidan had told him everything, because he knew he could trust him.

''Well, don't do anything stupid. And good luck!''

End flashback

Hidan was with his beloved Kakuzu, but what was he doing that made him so late? It didn't take a genius to know the inference that was running around Takeshi's head. He knew he shouldn't interfere with Hidan's private life, but he had a feeling that told him that if he didn't stop whatever was going on, something bad was going to happen.

He leaped from his seat, took his jacket and headed for the front door. His mother saw him and asked where he was going, but he ignored her as he ran out of the house and stepped into his private car. He knew where Hidan and Kakuzu was going to meet, and drove off to Konoha.

000

''HEY! OPEN UP THOSE GODDAMNED BARS AND LEMME THE FUCK OUT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? HUH, BASTARDS? I'M A MOTHERFUCKING GUY THAT YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH, FUCKING BITCHES! AND YOU! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT? DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF TELEVISION TO YOU, FUCKER? ANSWEEEEEER MEEE-''

''Shut the fuck up already!'' Kakuzu had a massive headache because of the Jashinist's loud shrieking voice. In fact, everyone in the prison was groaning and clutching their heads, and them were even crying! The idiot had been screaming for 20 minutes. Nonstop. Without a pause. Kakuzu found himself wondering how the heir could have that much energy. Maybe it was because of the fact that he was immortal? Either way, all Kakuzu wanted was to tear the Jashinist throat out.

That man from earlier, Ebisu, had come in and ordered Kakuzu to move to another cell. Kakuzu was feeling his temper rise at first, since he didn't let people other than his family to order him around, but later he was hit by the fact that if he moved, he would be separated from the annoying Jashinist's endless bitching. Unfortunately, Kakuzu's new cell was right in front of Hidan's, but the stitched male gladly accepted what was offered.

Hidan had been like a wild lion right then, lunging at Ebisu and trying to tear him to shreds, but good for the man with glasses that the bars were on Hidan's way. That was when Hidan had started shouting out insults that could make a sailor's hair turn white.

Kakuzu sighed, placing the pillow on his head, trying to block out the sound since Hidan had started screaming again.

000

Takeshi smirked as he saw the dead bodies that were deep drowned in the sea. They were Konoha ninjas. He knew it was Hidan. The wound clearly looked like the person had stabbed himself.

He sighed.

Hidan and his little crush weren't on their meeting place. He had followed the footprints he'd seen, knowing it was Hidan and Kakuzu since no one else visits that place anymore. The footprints had him circling around a huge stone, and right back to the same place he'd started. That was when he noticed it.

'Hidan's rosary...' He picked it up from the ground, staring at it.

Hidan never took off his Jashin rosary. Not even when he slept.

''So the idiot isn't doing that, after all...'' 'But still...Should I look for him?...Probably...' Takeshi headed back to his car, with the intention of looking around Konoha to find his brother.

000

Akato was sitting on his desk, reading his favorite book when suddenly the door flew open, revealing his wife, Tsukimi.

''Akato, Kakuzu isn't here yet!'' She sounded quite worried...

''Who cares. He'll eventually come back.'' Akato said, without glancing up.

Tsukimi frowned. ''But Akato, it's almost 9 PM and he got out at 3 PM! It's way too long. What if something happened to him?''

''Tsukimi...'' Akato said, finally placing his book down and looking at his wife with hard eyes. ''You know that Kakuzu is now a young man? He can take care of himself. And I'm pretty sure he's with Toru-san right now, so he should be fine. And you can stop acting. Your not worried about him.''

She smirked. ''Akato, why ruin everything? I was just trying test out how a kind mom would act when she is worried about her naughty son. Anyway, Kai is really depressed and jealous since Yuki is with his idol, and I don't really have time to comfort him. Can you do that for me?'' She batted her eyelashes at an inhuman speed.

''Alright alright...Damn kids and their dream crushes...''

000

Kakuzu sighed. Everyone in the prison was now asleep, including Hidan, excluding Kakuzu. The stitched male found himself wondering how in the hell someone could sleep through all of the noises and snores coming out of every cell? Including Hidan's, excluding Kakuzu's, of course.

He took the opportunity to ponder on why he was in the prison in the first place.

So it was obvious that Hidan has killed someone important and caused trouble. Okay. So why was Kakuzu suddenly shoved in in the case? Even the man with the glasses himself said that nobody was sure if Kakuzu was the one who helped the Jashinist kill that Jounin. So why on earth was he still locked up in that filthy cell?

His thinking time got interrupted as the sound of the heavy metal door opened. He hurriedly laid down on his side, back facing the bars, and pretended to be asleep.

He heard footsteps, and from the unsteady sound he could tell that it was two persons.

''So, you got him?'' Kakuzu was sure he heard that voice before...

''Yes. He's right here.'' Ebisu's voice...

''Hm...I'm coming back to check eventually.''

''As you wish, Yutaka-sama.''

Kakuzu's heart skipped several beats.

Yutaka...

Aumori Yutaka...

Toru's father...

End chapter 5

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