At Washington DC; a bus parked at a bus station and tons of people got off the bus, including Red's group.

"So we just need to get to the white house and ask the president for a pardon." said the turkey.

"Yep, question is who is the new president?" said Bomb.

Chuck was looking at an iPhone and gulped.

He turned the phone around, revealing a picture of Toby Pigeon in front of the white house.

Red became shocked.

"What the hell, I didn't vote for him." said Red.

"Me neither." said Bomb.

"Well, now how do we get in this place without getting shot at?" said Chuck.

Red did some thinking.

Later; he was holding a banner that said 'Let us in' at the gates to the white house.

Chuck was shocked.

"That's the best idea you could come up with?" said Chuck.

"Worth a shot." said Red.

Later; the four entered the oval office.

"Huh, that actually worked?" said the turkey.

"Weird." said Red, "I was thinking we'd be shot at by the guards on the roof. But that's nothing compared to trying to get someone to stay focused."

Cutaway Gag

In the mansion living room; Velma was sitting on a recliner going through some photo's of her and Shaggy.

She even saw a photo of some muscular French man with no shirt on and started groaning infatuatedly.

However; Max Goof who was somehow sitting on the ceiling while bottle feeding his first born triplet Pete Goof took the phone.

Velma noticed it.

"Max, why're you hanging on the ceiling while bottle feeding one of your kids? Get down from there and give me back my phone." said Velma.

Max got off the ceiling and onto the floor.

"Yeah, like that's even going to happen." said Max, "Besides, your infatuated with some French model even though your in a steady relationship. In fact, I doubt you'll be able to state Shaggy's name without being distracted."

Velma groaned.

"I can to." said Velma.

Max pulled out an iPhone of his own and started texting.

"Just getting some witnesses." said Max.

Later; Scooby Doo, Winslow, Speedy, and CatDog were in the room.

"Velma Dinkle, what is Shaggy's full name?" said Max.

"Norville Shaggy Rog-"Velma said before Max showed her the photo of the French model, causing her to groan infatuatedly.

Max turned the phone back around.

"Norville Shaggy-"Velma said before Max showed her the photo once more, causing her to groan infatuatedly again.

Max turned the phone back around.

"Norville-"Velma said before Max pulled off the same stunt, causing Velma to groan once more.

Max looked at the phone and deleted the photo of the French model.

Velma became shocked before shacking her head.

"Norville Shaggy Rogers." said Velma.

Max smirked and turned to the others.

"Proved my point." said Max.

End Cutaway Gag

The desk chair turned around; revealing Toby Pigeon.

"What up bros?" said Toby.

Red mutter something under his breath angry.

"What was that?" said Toby.

"We've got a turkey who wants to be pardoned." said Red.

Toby looked at the turkey and approached it.

"Okay, you're pardoned." said Toby.

He pulled out an axe and chopped off the turkey's head, killing it.

The birds became shocked.

Chuck sighed before passing out.

"Did you just kill a pardoned turkey?" said Bomb.

"Yeah man, I did." said Toby.

"I thought he wasn't supposed to be killed by anyone else today." said Bomb.

"Well, the whole story is that the pardoned turkey has to be eaten by the president, that's how things have been for generations." said Toby.

Bomb started to become very mad.

"Killing...pardoned...turkey's...IS NOT...COOL!" yelled Bomb.

He started screaming, turned blue, and sparked up before creating a nuclear explosion that destroyed the white house.

The explosion cleared off and everyone was covered in soot.

Red started coughing.

"Nice going Bomb, you destroyed the White House." said Red.

Bomb groaned.

"Oh dude sorry, I didn't think the explosion would be that big." said Bomb.

Red groaned.

"You never see stuff like this in X-Men movies anymore." said Red.

Cutaway Gag

In Egypt; Magneto was using his magnetic powers as Mystique and Quicksilver were watching.

"You've got so much to live for Eric." said Mystique.

Magneto turned to Quicksilver.

"What about you, why're you here?" said Magneto.

"I'm here because I'm your son." said Quicksilver.

Magneto stopped using his powers and became shocked.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT, I HAVE A SON!?" yelled Magneto.

Quicksilver became shocked.

"Maybe I shouldn't have told him that." said Quicksilver.

The Blue Mutant with Red Hair nodded.

Magneto smiled.

"I have a son, that's wonderful, I must tell everyone." said Magneto.

He flew off and eventually appeared on a Star Destroyer with Darth Vader.

"I have a son." said Magneto.

Vader became shocked.

"You have a son?" said Vader.

"Hell yeah I have a son." said Magneto.

"I have a son too." said Vader.

End Cutaway Gag

The birds noticed that the White House was rebuilt and became shocked.

"Hey what gives?" said Red, "How was this whole place rebuilt during that cutaway?"

"Best damn insurance policy on the planet bro." said Toby, "Now who wants to eat a pardoned turkey?"

Red smiled.

"Hell yeah." said Red.

The three birds walked out of the oval office, but Bomb returned and picked up a still passed out Chuck.

"Can't leave you here unattended." said Bomb.