By: Caroline Jones
Inspiration from: Georgia Kirkland
Word Count: 444
Let's Play Guess Whose Car Arthur Was In
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HETALIA, EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WISH I DID!
Soon after learning Arthur got drunk in someone's car, France shows up with a new game to the meeting. It was guess who, with everyone Arthur ever hooked up with. This means it ranged from nations, Queen Elizabeth I, and homeless people. It was a large set, because Artie likes anyone who will buy him a beer, and lots of nations wanted to play.
"Alright, I want to know just whose car Angleterre had amour in, who wants to join!" France announced to all the present nations at the European Union Meeting. Every single God damn nation went over.
"You have got to be kidding me Frog. Right in front of me," The brit rolled his emerald eyes.
"Of course Rosbif, you have to answer the questions!" The Country of Love smiled.
"Ugh, I guess it won't hurt, not like you know everyone I ever had sex with."
"On contrary, I have everyone I could even vaguely remember in your drunken rants!"
And so the game began, all 28 nations were sitting at the conference table asking about appearances.
"Does your person have like brown eyes?" Poland asked Lithuania.
"No Feliks. Does your person have ginger hair?"
This continued for two HOURS, the longest any of them had been occupied in a board game, until.
"Okay England, we went through all of them and none of them work. What did you do to the game?" Spain inquired to his former rival empire.
"Oh, what ever do you mean, Antonio? Me, the gentleman messing with our amusing little game? How silly. NONE OF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHOSE BLOODY CAR I SLEPT IN!" Britain snapped, he started to walk out but was grabbed by Prussia.
"Now I just sat here for TWO HOURS you better tell me or so help me EYEBROWS, you will have an unawesome HELL"
"FINE YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW GILBERT"
"WE ALL DO" 28 voices screamed to Arthur at slightly different times.
"It was Prince Harry… I was drUNK I DO NOT EVEN REMEMBER HOW I ENDED UP IN THE CAR WITH HIM! ELIZABETH ALMOST KILLED ME. It was a nice car, but the beer was GREAT."
The world stared in awe that the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland had acted just like Scotland. That must have been one strong beer, but it never did take much to get the lightweight man black out drunk.
"THIS IS GOING ON MY BLOG" Prussia was as giddy as a schoolboy thinking of what Tumblr and the rest of the internet would think!
"DON'T YOU BLOODY DARE YOU WANKER!"
"Well, meeting over! See you all next month," Germany told the personifications.
LE FIN
