Me: and I'm back again. Mikuru please do the disclaimer.
Mikuru: A-Anonymousfanz doesn't own a-anything except for Tomi Y-Yamoto.
me: close enough.
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I have only one way to reach Kyon. The one Haruhi just gave me. His number. I called the number, and it was answered by Kyon. "Hello?" He asked. "Is this Kyon?" I asked. Why I did that I'm not sure. I know its him. "Yes." He answered. "This is Tomi Yamoto, one of the literary club members." I introduced myself. I realize we've never actually spoken before. Kyon is probably thinking this was a complaint About Haruhi.
"I have some things to explain about myself and Haruhi Suzumiya." I said. "Ok, what is it?" He asked. "You see, Haruhi is a being with the ability to manipulate this reality. 3 years ago, I was forcefully pulled into this one by unknown means. I believe that this was the work of Haruhi, one of the only beings I know with such power." I shouldn't talk about the others right now. "so your a slider?" Kyon asked. I don't know exactly what a slider is. My specualtion suggests they're dimension travelers.
Haruhi mentioned them a lot. I wonder why she never made them. Or maybe that's why she brought me here. To fill that hole. "Sort of. It's complicated, so I'm not sure exactly how to explain everything to you. But I will, trust me." I answered. It'd be wierd to just tell him that in my world, he's the protagonist of a franchise. "Do not tell Haruhi I called, ok." I said before hanging up.
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"What do you mean!" Haruhi yelled as I entered The club room. "Well... It's simple. Just as I said, no ones been calling. Zero calls, Suzumiya. And you know..." Kyon answered. Glad he didn't mention anything about our chat. "And you know? And you know what?" Haruhi asked as she grabbed him. "I don't understand... What was wrong with this?" She asked, walking back to the sheet, and looking at it. There's plenty wrong.
"Maybe, the students don't know why they should join." I suggested. "What?" Haruhi asked. "It isn't clear what the purpose of the SOS Brigade is. What we do, what it's for, and other stuff like that." I explained. "Like how the baseball club plays baseball, the soccer club, does soccer." Kyon added. He gets the point. Not that it matters.
"I thought it would get better once I got into high school. But it's the same thing as when I was in middle school" Haruhi said. "But it's the same thing as when i was in middle school... All the clubs are normal! There should be at least ONE club that's a bit weird!" I know something I could say that might help her, but I'm not sure if I should say it.
"And what's your basis for deciding what's weird and what's not?" Kyon asked. "Clubs I like are strange! Everything else is normal!" Haruhi yelled. By strange, she means interesting. "What's not there isn't there I guess. You were real popular in middle school so be happy about that instead..." Kyon said, before covering his mouth.
"I don't know what I just heard, but did that come out of Taniguichi?" Haruhi asked. More or less. "Um...well..." Kyon began. "Nevermind. It's probably all true anyway. Everyone of them normal as the next." Haruhi spoke with disappointment. "Meet in front of the station on sunday...Usually to the movies, or amusement park or sports game. Then just walk around a bit and have tea, then a see you tomorrow?... IS THAT ALL!?" Haruhi yelled.
"AND HOW COME ALL THE CONFESSIONS WERE OVER THE PHONE! IMPORTANT THING LIKE THAT SHOULD BE TOLD FACE TO FACE!" She continued. "Well, if it were me, I would..." Kyon said but as I expected... "THAT DOESN'T MATTER! THE PROBLEM IS WHETHER THERE ARE SUPERFICIAL GUYS OR NOT! IT WAS AGGRAVATING IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!" Haruhi ranted.
"u–um...Then what kind of guy would have been ok?" Kyon asked. "That's obvious! AN ALIEN OR SOMETHING AMONG THAT LINE! THATS GOT TO BE MUCH MORE INTERESTING!" Haruhi shouted. I might qualify, but I'd rather leave this to Kyon. "Th–That's..." Kyon stopped to think.
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When I arrived the next day, I missed when Haruhi brought Mikuru to the club room. When I got to the room, The first thing I heard was "You're being disrespectful. Of course I had other reasons. About 9/10ths is that though." from Haruhi.
"Listen well." I took a seat. "I've found us a mystery." Haruhi explained."I'll say this at first, but this is a tough case. Even her home room teacher Okabe didn't know. Then here's the first mission for the SOS brigade...HERE IT IS!" She flipped the board which said Asakura Ryoko upsidedown on the side we could now see. "LOCATE THE DISAPPEARED TRANSFERE STUDENT!" Haruhi yelled with excitement.
"She just enrolled, but she suddenly disappears. And on to0 of that, no one knows why! Transfer students going in and out... these two types have mystery all around them. Theres something here..." Haruhi explained. "And...THIS CLUB NEEDS MORE MEMBERS IN ORDER TO SOLVE THIS CASE!" She yelled. She grabbed Mikuru's hands. "I'll join." Mikuru said nervously.
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When I arrived today, I didn't hear screaming as Haruhi forced her to put on the bunnygirl outfit. I looked to inside and saw Kyon and Yuki were the only ones there. When I looked out the window, Haruhi and Mikuru were handing out the new papers. I decided to do my homework (It's amazing how much I have to get done today) quickly. When I was done, I heard something outside. Haruhi's arrest.
Later that day, I realized something. The Plot is progressing. I needed to demonstrate and explain my powers to Kyon. Otherwise, he might not trust me.
