A/N: So, I was only going to do one story to celebrate my one-year anniversary of meeting KagamiPINKAgreste, but she gave me this prompt and I just couldn't say no. KagamiPINKAgreste, I hope I did your prompt justice!


A warm spring day had graced Paris, and Adrien Agreste could feel more love in the air than John Paul Young. However, this was no ordinary love bite, for today was the anniversary of him meeting the love of his life, a certain blunette named Kagami Tsurugi. He didn't really have any solid plans with her, but he knew for sure that he wanted to be with her, regardless. Even Plagg took notice of his excitement:

"Hey kid, I know you're excited and all, but mind slowing it down a bit?"

"Sorry Plagg, I can't help it if today's my anniversary with Kagami!"

"Anniversary, schmanniversary! I never understood all this complicated love stuff, anyhow."

Adrien chuckled. "Maybe you don't, but maybe that's because you never had a girl kitty capture your heart!"

"That's because none of the ones who were interested in me really tickled my fancy."

"Hey, never say never! One day, you just might meet 'the one'!"

Plagg shrugged. "I dunno. Why should I have any reason to believe that things'll change?"

"Well…love is a funny thing. It comes like the Day of the Lord…as a thief in…huh!?"

Adrien stopped in his tracks in Le Marais, more precisely in a part located in the 3rd arrondissement. Here, he caught what was perhaps a most unwelcome sight: in front of the Salé Hall was none other than his dear Kagami, only she was talking with his cousin Félix Fathom. Judging by their body language, Adrien suspected that Kagami was possibly being less than faithful to him. He didn't want to believe it, but the signs were likely pointing in that direction, and it hurt worse than having a roll of razor wire wrapped around his heart. Rather than confronting the two, however, he growled, clenched his fists and ran in the opposite direction. Once he was sure they were out of his sight, he called someone he knew to be more trustworthy:

"Hello?"

"Marinette, it's Adrien."

"Adrien, I'm glad to hear from you, but could you please call back later? Luka and I are kinda busy at the bakery."

"Listen, this is really important! I need to talk to both of you!"

"Well…all right. Just don't keep us for too long, OK?"

"I won't! See you there!"

"Bye!"


Soon enough, Adrien reached the Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie, located on 12 Rue Gotlib in the 21st arrondissement. Sure enough, his partner-in-crime Marinette Dupain-Cheng was here with her boyfriend Luka Couffaine.

"Hey, Adrien, what's up?" asked Marinette. "You sounded really concerned on the phone."

Adrien clenched his fists. "That would be one of the biggest understatements that's passed through anybody's lips!"

"Well, could you tell us about it?" asked Luka. "We'll do our best to listen."

Adrien took a couple of deep breaths to try to steady his nerves, and then explained the situation:

"OK, so I was hoping to meet Kagami because today is our anniversary. I saw her all right, and you know what happened?"

"What?" said Marinette and Luka.

Adrien threw his arms up in the air. "I caught her cheating on me with Félix of all people! God, what is WRONG with her!?"

Marinette made a gentle pushing motion towards Adrien. "Hey, it's OK to feel angry! Just try not to go overboard; we wouldn't want to lose you to an akuma!"

"You think I care at this point!? I SWEAR TO GOD, I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!"

"Hey, instead of going to prison for murder, why don't you stick around for some afternoon entertainment?" said Luka.

"Y-yeah, what Luka said!" Marinette clasped her hands together nervously.

Adrien glared at both of them, and then sighed.

"Well…all right."

Luka broke out into doing some air guitar, while Marinette sang the song "Blitzkrieg*", also doing some wild headbanging. Judging by Adrien narrowing his eyes and subsequently facepalming while shaking his head, it worked about as well as storing Dom Perignon under a hot water heater.

"OK, you two are officially lame. I'm outta here."

Adrien pirouetted around and left the bakery, while Marinette and Luka reached out for him.

"Adrien, wait…!" said Marinette

"Screw you guys!"


Elsewhere in the city, Adrien's little outburst hadn't gone unnoticed by a certain villain:

"So, the famous Adrien Agreste is feeling upset because his dear girlfriend cheated on him?" said Hawk Moth. "Just perfect. Fly, my little akuma. Corrupt Adrien, and have him bring Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculouses to me."


Adrien had yet to stop lamenting the fact that his darling Kagami had cheated on him as he was two miles away from the bakery. She had – until recently – meant so much to him, and for her to just go and fool around with Félix of all people had broken his heart more than the Soviet Union.

"Whoa, careful with the mood, kid!" said Plagg. "You don't wanna get akumatized, do ya?"

"Save it, Plagg. When I get my hands on Félix, I'm gonna…"

Unbeknownst to Adrien, the deadly little akuma was closing in on him, and it looked as though he was to become the latest victim of the biggest madman in Paris. However, as if by some machination of god, Kagami came running in his direction, wrapped her arms around him and gave him a sweet, passionate kiss. Unable to resist her sweet caress, he returned the embrace, upon which the akuma went away. On one hand, Adrien was confused as to why Kagami would be so affectionate with him given that she'd been with Félix recently, but on the other hand, she was laying her sweet love on him, and that was all that mattered. Eventually, she broke away from the kiss, but kept her gaze focused on him.

"K-Kagami? But I thought…you…and Félix…"

Kagami put her fists on her hips. "Bad kitty, you disgustingly assumed I want Félix over you! Very bad kitty!"

Adrien smiled and rubbed the back of his head. "Love you too, Kagami!"

Kagami glared at him for a moment more, and then smiled.

"Oh, Adrien!"

Kagami gave Adrien a hug, which he gladly returned. Even if she wasn't the most voluptuous girl in the world, she was still so soft and cuddly, which soothed his shattered nerves. Even when they backed away from the hug, they kept their hands on each other.

"So Kagami, what brings you here, and what was that bit with Félix about?"

"Well, Luka called me to have me meet you, him and Marinette at the zoo for our anniversary. As for Félix…well, I was just humoring him so he'd get out of my way."

Adrien shot Kagami a blank look. "Oh." His smile returned thereafter. "Anyways, enough beating around the bush! Let's go to the zoo!"

Adrien and Kagami held hands as they headed off to the Parc Zoologique de Paris, hoping for many more years of being together and creating magical memories with each other.


*-Originally by Blitzkrieg, on the B-side of the 1981 "Buried Alive" single on Neat Records.

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