THE NEXT DAY
Dipper just finished breakfast was about to head into the woods until he heard call for him.
"Dipper could you come into the living room to help me with something?" Mabel cried.
"Fine Mabel." Dipper said as he walked to the living room but the minute he walked in he was cornered by Mabel, Candy, and Grenda. Confused he asked "Uh what's going on?".
Only for Mabel to respond with "GET HIM!".
The next thing Dipper knows he gets tackled to the ground by Candy and Grenda while Mabel approached him with a white rag and put it right to his mouth. Before everything went black Dipper heard Mabel utter the words "This is for your own good Dipper." and soon he was out.
ONE HOUR LATER
Dipper was groggy. For some reason it was hard for him to open his eyes and move as he was trying to all he could hear was voices.
"Is everyone here?"
"YEAH THAT'S EVERYONE."
"Is you know who here?"
"Yes she is Mabel."
"Mabel?" Dipper thought and remembered the last thing Candy and Grenda jumping him and Mabel approaching him with a white rag. "Wait" he thought "That white rag looks sort of familiar. Now I remember! I used it on Robbie and that weirdo from the government during the whole mail incident. Yeah I used chloroform on them. Wait chloroform? MABEL CHLOROFORM ME?!" At that moment Dipper was struggling with all his might to open his eyes and move.
"Uh Mabel I think Dipper is waking up."
"Why you're right Candy. Grenda go tell Gruncle Stan to start the show."
"YOU GOT IT MABEL!"
Just then Dipper's eyes open. "MABEL! YOU CHLOROFORMED ME?!" He shouted while trying to attack her however he noticed no matter how much he tried he couldn't get to her. That's when he noticed he was tied up to chair but that wasn't all he realized he wasn't in his normal clothes. "What am I wearing?" he asked.
"A tux." Mabel replied.
"Why a tux and what for?" just then Dipper heard Stan's voice and realize he was about to find out.
"TO ALL THE YOUNG LADIES HERE I AM YOUR HOST MR. MYSTERY AND FOR THE REASON THAT ALL OF ARE HERE IS FOR THE MYSTERY SHACK'S FIRST EVER BACHELOR AUCTION!"
"BACHELOR AUCTION!" Dipper yelled.
"I'm going to untie you now." Mabel said.
"Mabel I am not doing this!" Dipper protested.
"Yeah you don't have a choice and if you try to run Wendy has orders to shoot you with a dart gun." Mabel said while untying Dipper and pointing to Wendy holding a dart gun.
"Sorry Dipper but there's a week's pay riding on this." Wendy replied while keeping the gun on Dipper.
The moment Dipper was got free was the exact moment the curtain open showing that all the girls from Gravity Falls around Dipper's age were there.
"NOW I PRESENT TO YOU OUR ONE AND ONLY BACHELOR MY GREAT NEPHEW DIPPER PINES! THE TOP BIDDER IS ENTITLED TO ONE DATE WITH HIM!" Stan Said in to his microphone. While Soos was nearby with his keyboard pressing a bottom that said "Yeah!".
Dipper just walk up to the stage in front of the girls and just stood there just frozen in fear.
Stan wanting to get the auction spiced up and started said "Dipper start striking poses and show some muscle."
"But Gruncle Stan I don't want to." Dipper whined.
"Do it otherwise I'll put you in your wolf boy costume!"
"Yeah that's impossible it was destroyed." Dipper said with a smirk.
"I had a spare made." Stan growled with an evil grin.
"PUT HIM IN THE WOLF BOY COSTUME!" Grenda yelled.
Just then Dipper started making poses and showing off whatever muscle he had.
"WOOHOO! BEEFCAKE!" Grenda screamed.
Stan seeing this was going no where fast just turn to Dipper and said "Okay time to put you in your wolf boy costume. Come here!"
But just before Stan could grab Dipper a voice called out "One thousand dollars!" It was none other than Pacifica who was standing up holding a thousand dollars in her hand.
Stan not wanting to lose the bet he weaseled out the words "Are you sure none of you ladies want to make a higher bid? I can make him look more attractive."
"GRUNCLE STAN SELL HIM!" Mabel screamed from the backstage.
"What am I a piece of meat?" Dipper whispered scared and confused.
"Fine sold to the spoiled rich brat!" groaned Stan. He then yelled "AUCTION'S OVER! GET LOST!"
As all the girls were Dipper went over to Pacifica who was busy paying Stan. "Well I guess I owe you a date Pacifica."
Pacifica blew her lips and said "Don't be ridiculous I only bidden on you because I still owe you for the ghost problem and with this I consider us even so don't bother with a date." She then starts to walk off.
"Ha! No date means I win." Stan cackled.
"Mr. Pines that's cheating plus the bet was Pacifica would bid on Dipper and she did so you lost." Wendy said.
"Look the way I see it is that it doesn't count without a date so I win." Stan said with a smug look.
"Mabel help me out here." Wendy said hoping she doesn't lose a week's pay.
"Wait for it." Mabel replied.
Just then Dipper went running to Pacifica and said "Look Pacifica the way I see it you pay for me so I owe you a date debt or no debt. It doesn't even have to be a romantic date it can just be as friends. Heck I'll even pay for the meal. I'm not taking no for an answer."
Pacifica just looked at Dipper at let out a small smile. "Okay fine you win. I'll let you pick the place."
"AW COME ON!" Stan shouted
"Do I know my brother or what?" Mabel said with a huge smile on her face.
"Okay let get into my regular clothes and get some money then we'll go to Greasy's Diner." Dipper said to Pacifica.
"Greasy's Diner? Their food is horrible." Pacifica replied
"Have you ever eaten there?" Dipper asked.
"No."
"Then how do you know it's horrible?"
"Okay I'll go but there food better be good."
"I wouldn't have suggested it if I didn't think it was good. Now excuse while I go get some cash and then get changed." said Dipper. Then he ran over to Stan, Mabel, Wendy, Candy and Grenda. Dipper then asked "Gruncle Stan can you give me some money for my date?"
"No!" Stan growled.
"Gee it would be a shame if I decided to a friend of mine who happens to owe me a favor and is friends with an IRS agent." Dipper said with a grin.
"You wouldn't."
"Try me."
"You're lucky I have respect for this kind of thing." Stan grumbled as he handed Dipper some money.
Dipper takes one look at it and says "Gruncle Stan there are Stan Bucks. I want real money. Now!"
"Here's 50 bucks and that's all you'll get."
"Thank you." Replied Dipper as he made sure he had real money. After confirming it was real Dipper then went over to Mabel and said "Mabel I need you to promise me that you won't follow me. It's nothing big it's just two friends going out. Okay?"
"I promise Dipper." Mabel said while secretly crossing her fingers behind her back. As soon as Dipper ran into the shack to get changed Mabel turned to the others and said "Okay let's get to the diner before Dipper and Pacifica so we can set up shop in the kitchen and listen to every word they say. Gruncle Stan I'm going to need you to drive us there and bring you're listening equipment."
Stan agreed even though he wanted to say no because of everything that happened so far he was afraid of what would happen if he said no.
"Okay everyone, Operation Make Sure Dipper Doesn't Blow This Date has officially started! Let's go!" Shouted Mabel.
TO BE CONTINUED
