me myself: die

me: no u die

me: wait


so like, this isnt too terrible. im excited to write.


How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

"Wow, I guess we are jumping right into this." Hercules said at the exact same time Burr whispered, "Is that supposed to be me?!"

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

"Hamilton, while I'm loathe to admit it when he's around, is actually quite a genius." Burr admitted.

Jefferson breathed in, probably to say some bullshit, but everyone around him turned to 'shh' at him. He huffed and laid back farther in his seat.

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder

"He obviously never grew out of that habit," Lafayette whispered to Eliza, and she laughed in assent.

By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

"Well damn," Hercules whistled, "That's really impressive." Angelica and Eliza nodded in agreement, their eyes riveted on the stage.

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

"Stealing is illegal…" Jefferson noted. Eliza slapped him.

"Like you could've done half the things my husband has done in his circumstances!" Eliza yelled at him.

"You're still calling him your husband with pride after that Reynolds fiasco?" Jefferson wrinkled up his nose. Angelica had to grab her sister, and pull her down back to her seat.

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man

"Man, anyone can see that." Hercules laughed.

Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton

"Oooh! Lin-Miranda is such a great singer." K was back, and leaning over the rail. She turned back to everyone and they flinched when she focused on each of them. "Did you miss me?"

It was Lafayette who spoke. "Honestly miss? Not at all." K stared at him in shock and so did everyone around him, suddenly worried if Lafayette was going to spontaneously explode. K launched forward all smiles and hugged him.

"I like you! You're really charming and funny!" She said smiling widely. Her face turned serious. "But I really want to watch this… " She then disappeared, just as she had before.

My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait

"He keeps saying that, but doesn't wait himself." Burr whispered to Eliza. Eliza laughed quietly.

"The man is non-stop." She agreed.

When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick

And Alex got better but his mother went quick

Everyone sucked in a heavy breath. So that's what had happened. It was obvious now that they looked back. Hamilton was naturally overbearing whenever someone got sick, no matter how minor the illness.

Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide

Left him with nothin' but ruined pride, something new inside voice saying
Alex, you gotta fend for yourself

He started retreatin' and readin' every treatise on the shelf

There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution
Started workin', clerkin' for his late mother's landlord
Tradin' sugar cane and rum and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' for every book he can get his hands on

"Scamming is also illegal." Jefferson interjected once again. Eliza also slapped him again.

"Shh. Listen."

Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on the bow of a ship headed for a new land
In New York you can be a new man

In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man
In New York you can be a new man

Just you wait

Alexander Hamilton

We are waiting in the wings for you

You could never back down
You never learned to take your time

"Preach it." Eliza and Angelica said in-time. The smiled sadly at each other.

"He's never satisfied." Angelica sighed.

Oh, Alexander Hamilton

When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote your game?
The world will never be the same, oh

The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him

Another immigrant comin' up from the bottom

His enemies destroyed his rep America forgot him

"How could anyone forget a blabbermouth like him?" The words were cruel out of Jefferson's mouth but his tone was minutely fond. He sneered when everyone looked at him, and everyone recoiled and returned their gazes to the stage.

We fought with him

Me, I died for him

Hercules and Lafayette sighed. They knew Hamilton would also have been downtrodden by having that fact slammed back at him

Me, I trusted him

Me, I loved himAnd me, I'm the damn fool that shot him

"What the actual fuck!" Eliza screeched turning on Aaron. Glares were all pinned upon Burr and even Jefferson seemed shocked. Eliza looked like she was about to pounce until K appeared again.

"Hiya! Don't kill Aaron Burr please. That would suck! Like a lot" She stepped in between the two and everyone realized how short K actually was, compared even to Burr and Eliza. "He didn't do it yet, and will never do it now. Hamilton is fine, please calm down!" She gave a blinding smile and Eliza backed down reluctantly, if only not to fight with the short and angry girl. "See? We can all be friends" She grabbed both Eliza and Burr into a group hug.

There's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait

What's your name, man?

Alexander Hamilton

K snapped her fingers and laughed. "Enter the man himself! She says in parentheses!" A figure suddenly appeared and crumpled to the ground. She grabbed onto the man and helped him sit down. "Hiya Hamilton! My name's K and I brought you here so you can see all your bad life decisions as a musical!"

Hamilton gulped.


YO I FINALLY FOUND THAT RESEARCH FOR THIS ONE PART I PUT IN HERE THAT WAS SO UNIMPORTANT BUT I STILL THOUGHT WAS REALLY COOL. OK SO LOOK I SAID THAT HAMILTON WAS REALLY OVERBEARING WITH SICK PEOPLE RIGHT? TRUE FUCKING FACT LOOK...

His family doctor:

"[Hamilton] devoted himself most assiduously to the care of his son, administering with his own hand every dose of medicine or cup of nourishment that was required. I may add that this was his custom in every important case of sickness that occurred in his family."

AGHHHHH IS THAT SO FUCKING CUTE OMG OMG