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Last Impressions
Chapter 3: Ronald Weasley's confession
Ronald Weasley was the straightest horniest man you could ever meet. In fact, if you compared Sirius Black to Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley would come to a close second, to the Most Sex Driven Man EVER! But Ron Weasley was only like this because he got his heart broken by his Hogwarts sweetheart, and now he is breaking all the other girls' hearts.
Before I elaborate on that story, I have to tell you more about Ronald Weasley. It is common knowledge that Ron has a huge family. It is quite scary actually. Also his family is mostly men too, and all of them are very hot, tall men, that the girls can not get enough of.
Ron, with his family connections, and of course the help he gave with the war, had gotten him a promotion to Second in command in the auror league, coming in behind Harry Potter (who is also very hot and tall). So, Ron did not find it hard to find girls, who constantly threw themselves at him.
Ronald Weasley though is loved by his family and never, ever disobeys his mother, (Who would?) was surprised to find a certain Hogwarts sweetheart sitting in his favorite chair, in his family's living room, on the bridge of tears.
Hermione Granger, in Ron's opinion was the cruelest, smartest, curliest, unbelievably sexiest, woman ever had ever seen, to that moment, though he wouldn't tell her that. She looked at him with those huge brown eyes and wonderful big lips like she had seen him for the first time. He was in hell.
Though all he did was listen to his mother explain about how she had gotten married and then had a kid, very early, named him Ronald….
"What Ronald?" Ron said in amazement. He could see Hermione gulp and look down.
"Yes, Hermione, why did you name him Ronald, I thought you hated that git for cheating on you? Why go off get married and name him, umm…him?" Ginny said.
"Well, yes he is a git, and yes, I still hate him, but less now, I just thought he should be named…after the father…" Hermione said in a whispered voice.
Ron just stared at the cruel, cruel woman. Ronald did not cheat on her, at least willingly…that stupid Lavender just had to give him a love potion, and make out with him in front of her. Then, when he got out of his sickening trance, he went to explain to her, he found her making out with a man, who looked a lot like her. The story went berserk after that, and he got blamed for everything. NOW SHE IS HIDING HIS CHILD FROM HIM?
"WHY ARE YOU HIDING MY CHILD FROM ME?" Ron yelled.
"I DIDN'T WANT HIM AROUND A MAN THAT YELLS, AND LIES" Hermione yelled back.
Ron was sick and tired of Hermione accusing him of lying, because of course he didn't. It wasn't his fault! Stupid Lavender, and then she gets married to stupid Percy. Girls are so complicated.
"I DIDN'T LIE, LAVENDER POISONED ME WITH STUPID POTION, THE GIRL WAS COMPLETELY JEALOUS OF YOU! YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT, BUT NO! YOU GO OFF AND GET MARRIED, AND THEN LEAVE ME TO BECOME A WHORE TRYING TO GET OVER YOU!" Ron screamed. He slammed his fist into the table closest to him. He noticed his family get up and leave, probably thinking that they could hear better in the kitchen.
"Oh." Hermione said.
"YEAH 'OH' NOW ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW ME MY SON, OR ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE AND ACT ALL BLOODY SAINT LIKE?" Ron screamed. Hermione was crying. She was still the cruelest, smartest, curliest, undeniable sexiest women he had ever seen but, now he looked at the sad woman, and kneeled down.
"I'm sorry, I'll just go now, my parents can explain where I live…" Ron looked at Hermione's beautiful brown eyes.
"If that is my father...then he can go to hell!" The five, almost six year said standing in the doorway, face flushed just enough to make a Weasley proud.
