Tairei9: Hey people I'm back.

Kumiko: So and am I!! And I proved to Tairei9-chan that Kuchiki Taichou-san does like spicy cookies!

Tairei9: ……never again. I am never doing that again!

Kumiko: Why? What's wrong with Kuchiki Taichou-san? He's nice.

Tairei9: …You like him don't you?

Kumiko: What do you know?

Tairei9: I'm the author. I know what you're thinking.

Kumiko: So what am I thinking?

Tairei9: You're thinking about shouting for the guys.

Kumiko: ICHI-NI-SAN!! SADO-KUN!! ISHIDA-KUN!! ABARAI-SAN!! KUCHIKI-TAICHOU-SAN!! SHE'S BUGGING ME!! (Tears running down face)

Tairei9: See there you go again! I do not own bleach and I give full credit to the creator. Good now that's done and over with, I have to run for my life.

Chapter thirteen.

"Hello, everyone!! I am your host, the idol of the Bleach world, the image of perfection, Kon-sama," Kon said with a big head set on his head and a microphone. Everyone in the audience cheered. "Now, today we are going to go through all the big-!"

"WAIT!!"

"Nani?" Kon said looking down to see Kumiko, crawling up onto the table.

"You have to show the clip!!"

"You have to wait Kumiko-chan. We have to go through the ten top battle list first!" Everyone cheered as Kumiko looked at the window.

"Why are you the host?" Ichigo said, walking in.

"Ichi-ni-san!!" Ichigo quickly picked the girl off the table and she somehow went on his back.

"Because I am the glorious mascot," Kon said striking a pose.

"Who made you the mascot?" Ichigo muttered.

"What the heck is this?" Renji said walking in.

"Abarai-san!!" Kumiko said happily.

"Oh, Renji. You were called too?" Ichigo asked.

"Okay, we will have more guests as we go on," Kon said Kumiko looking back at him. "Now the first battle!! Ichigo versus Renji!" The room went dark and the clip began to play.

"Oh you guys were being too serious, it's out of character. Was it something you ate?"

"I don't understand."

"What don't you understand, Kumiko?" Ichigo said questioning her.

"Why won't Abarai-san let you through? I thought he wanted Rukia to live too."

"Well he was my enemy at the time," Ichigo said nervously.

"That means he was trying to hurt Rukia too."

"Not… necessarily."

"How's that?"

"Well, he was confused, I fought him, I won, and he helped save Rukia."

"That still doesn't make any sense."

"Look it doesn't matter, I am stronger now. Next time I will definitely win!!"

"Well, I have gotten stronger than I was then!!"

"I am stronger than you!!"

"No, I am!!"

"Shut up," Kumiko said as the clip ended.

"The second battle, Ichigo versus Kenpachi."

The clip began and they were silent for a while.

"Ichigo, he's crazy," Kumiko said, finally.

"Yeah he is. I wish you wouldn't have showed this clip. You'll get Kenpachi all fired up again."

"We were going to invite him as a guest. But he wouldn't come, so we decided not to badger him.

"That was fortunate. Hurry up to the next clip. The next clip!!"

"Ichi-ni-san is scared of him."

"Heck yeah!!"

"The third battle. Ishida versus Mayuri!"

"Hey Kumiko, aren't you going to watch?"

"Shut up, Renji! She doesn't like Mayuri, he wanted to kill her remember."

"I… don't like… him… 'sniffle'. He is creepy"

"AHH! Don't cry, Kumiko-chan!!"

"The creep. Scaring a poor little girl to death."

"Wow four eyes actual can do something other than fix my magnificent self."

"How rude! On the pride of the Quincy, I will not lose to shinigami."

"Ishida, you're here too."

"Since you invited me here, I suggest you next time properly address me."

"Oh, right, right…"

"I'll remember this next time I'm repairing you."

"OH MY GOSH, HE'S MELTING!!!"

"Shut up Kon you'll scare her!!!" The clip ended and Kumiko peeked through her fingers tearfully.

"The fourth battle. Hitsugaya versus Gin."

"Ichi-ni-san! He was the other nice captain!!"

"Really?"

"Wow I didn't know he had such a strong Zanpakutou."

"Yeah…"

"Well we didn't call them as guest so lets move on to the next one."

"Captains fighting against each other are rare to see. This is precious video."

"Wow this is serious. On to the next battle!!"

"The fifth battle Renji versus Byakuya!"

"Now you get to see my glorious bankai."

"It looks evil."

"Who cares how it looks? Just watch the amazing power of it!"

"Seen it."

"What? You couldn't have possible seen it."

"Yeah I was watching you that day. See look up on top of where Kuchiki Taichou-san was standing."

"You're sitting there!!"

"Yes I was. And I must say, you have quite the losing streak so far."

"Yeah, didn't you lose?"

"I had Kuchiki Taichou at a hair breadth away from defeat. Next time…"

"That's what everyone says after they lose."

"Alright, sixth battle!! Shihouin Yoruichi versus Soifon!!"

"Oh, Kumiko."

"Yeah?"

"I thought you were supposed to be on bed rest."

"Um……Unohana Taichou let me come. Then I have to go back after this is done."

"Ah…"

"She had such an amazing technique hidden until later. Goddess of flash Yoruichi. She's already a legend but her power is as solid as ever."

"She's hard to understand. All this time I thought she was a cat, then she suddenly transforms." There was a laugh.

"Surprised you, didn't I?"

"Yoruichi-san?!"

"It really is a kick seeing everyone's surprised faces when they see my true identity."

"O-ONEEEEEEE-SAAAAAAN!! Would you allow this lowly meek stuffed animal into your embrace!!"

"Flash cry!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!"

"….I'm surprised he is still alive."

"So am I Kumiko, so am I."

"Seventh battle. Ichigo versus Byakuya!"

"Yay!! I get to see Ichi-ni-san fight Kuchiki Taichou-san!!"

"Why do you call him that?"

"Eh, I call Ichi-ni-san that because-."

"Not Ichigo, Kuchiki Taichou. He's not your Taichou."

"But he is still a Taichou isn't he?"

"But you don't have to call him that, Kuchiki-sama would be fine."

"But that would be rude!! He didn't ask me to call him that!"

"You don't always have to-."

"Renji stop. Kisuke and I raised this child to be polite and sincere. Unless Little Byakuya tells her otherwise she won't do it." Yoruichi said, flatly. They watched Ichigo flash step around Byakuya.

"Why did he call you brat? Isn't that what you call a little kid?"

"Yes well Byakuya's is much older than Ichigo is."

"How old is he?"

"……."

"Yoruichi-san!!"

"Watch the clip."

"Heh heh, Ichigo has such a lame outfit. Are you wearing a skirt? AHHH!! Cotton's coming out."

"Kurosaki, don't destroy him. It is a hassle fixing him over and over again."

"It's his fault."

"Any way, you impressed me with the time you improved in. I was sure there was no way… NO WAY you could win. But that was really fortunate."

"Hey."

The clip ended and everyone cheered.

"Now we are having fun!!!"

"Um I have to go. I'll see you all later," Kumiko said, hopping down off of Ichigo's back. She slipped out the door and disappeared from everyone's view.

Tairei9: Okay that is the end.

Kon: Read and review for my lovely nee-chan!!

Smack!!

Tairei9: Don't trying jumping on me again, you perverted little animal!!

Kon: H-Hai… Gomen nasai.

Tairei9: Your forgiven.