Disclaimer: If I owned this it would still be on the air. Noah and Rachel would've happened after Nationals in Season 2. Ooh and the dudes would constantly be shirtless, Matt would be back because I love me some Dijon and they would have a country episode because who doesn't love country. But I don't own glee. Fuck!

This is set after Frenimies. I mean I love their feud but let's face it Lea and Naya are both fucking hot and we wanted this to happen.

"Santana, what were you thinking auditioning for my understudy." Do you want to ruin my career that much?" Rachel asked when both the girls had gotten home from the theatre.

"What happened?" Kurt asked.

"This thing auditioned for my understudy in Funny Girl." Rachel said.

"Do you want to know why I did it?" Santana asked.

"Yes." Rachel said.

"I did it for you. I know we haven't been on good terms lately but I did it because I wanted you to have an understudy you could trust not someone who would want to overthrow you. I also did it because I'm in love with you but you're not gay or anything so what's the point." Santana explained.

"You love me?" Rachel asked.

"Yeah but I know you don't feel the same way about me so it doesn't matter." Santana said.

"San, I love you too." Rachel said.

"You mean it?" Santana asked.

"Yeah I've always had a thing for you but I didn't know how you felt about me otherwise I would've done this a lot sooner." Rachel said pulling Santana for a kiss.

Grabbing his phone Kurt took a couple of pictures before sending it to the Glee group what with the caption Pezberry is on bitches x. A couple of minutes of making out Rachel and Santana detached themselves from each other.

"How long have you felt this way about me?" Santana asked.

"Since we did the Katy Perry number." Rachel said blushing. "But I forced myself to stay with Finn even though I was in love with you."

"Did Finn know how you felt about me?" Santana asked

"No he didn't. The only person who knew was Noah." Rachel said.

"As in Puckerman?" Kurt asked.

"How long have you been standing there?" Santana asked

"Since you two got home. by the way everyone knows you two are together now." Kurt said with a smug smile on his face.

"Kurt!" Rachel exclaimed.

"Oh come on diva it's obvious you two were going to get together. I mean no offence to Finn and Britt but they didn't compliment you guys." Kurt explained. "San is a nicer person when you're around diva and you're much more calmer when she is. It was completely obvious you two were going to get together."

"As much as I hate to say it but Kurt is right. We belong together and I want you to be my girlfriend." Santana said.

"Okay, we'll give this a try." Rachel said leading her new girlfriend to their bedroom. "But for now we're going to make up for lost time."

"Oh shit I'm gonna need lot more earplugs." Kurt said to himself.